Pet Shows - Lyrics

i had to get the extra key,i had to pass my dad's t.v. and even though the sound was low,i couldn't help but hear some schmo,i took a look and man oh man,there was a dog wearing a hat,he had a hoop around his waist,i can't believe this place with...pet
shows,then we get down to payola radio,i wish that i knew what to tell you,i wish that i knew what to say to you my son,but you're on your own,i watched the dog catch tennis balls and then he made a cell phone call,he got a treat each time he did,i can't believe they
exist,pet shows,then we get down to payola radio,i wish that i knew what to tell you,i wish that i knew what to say to you my son,but i need to go on a beer run...have you ever watched a pet show? have you ever watched one long? have you ever watched a pet show and wondered where the world went wrong? (repeat first verse) i couldn't help but watch the pet....show.....we should submit our snake act next...we don't have nothing to lose but we don't have a stamp,our dog could be a big star after he licks his ass,got to hand it to the pet shows for televising reincarnation,honey! what else is on?!