Teren Delvon Jones (born August 12, 1972 in Oakland, California), better known as Del the Funky Homosapien or Del tha Funkee Homosapien, is a hip hop artist. [more..]

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Let the buyer beware


and prepare for the scare of 1991 yo


brothers get dumb without no remorse yo


gas they hand and then they thrown off course yo


I coulda told ya so


I'm no dummy


girls out there will act funny for the money


if ya rollin' in dough she'll treasure ya


instead of a pager


she carries a cash register


it's cool for the fool that just happens


to be a crack dealer or rappin'


back in the day


it wasn't no problem


cause it was ok, to just have a job then


but, nowadays ya gotta have the status


but, natives ain't goin' for the madness


hey, they barely outta their teens


16 & 17 year olds livin' like queens


cause, honey trips without the checks


and ayo


money trips without the ***


so next is somethin' that natives don't need


headaches & heartaches


and I refuse to partake


in money for ***


in any form or fashion


all ya hopes & dreams I'm like smashin'


and I know otha brothas know how I feel


so you can step cause (it ain't no big deal),


[Chorus:]


"Money for ***, money for ***, ring it up..."


Where, oh where did the good girls go?


It seems all that's left in the Meadow is hoes


not the kinda hoe that you use in your garden


yes the kinda hoe that'll make your dick harden


but it's more than a dolla for a holla


and more than a thousand for a peak up her blouse, and


more than a million if ya have children


cause nowadays girls wanna make like a killin'


so babies come in handy


and they'll just eat up your dough like candy


give her some Brandy


and let her roll around in the Benz


and she'll give up the crotch and brag to all her friends


thinkin' they can play me like a field trip


that's why I slugged my honey dip


cause that's more than I can stand


and I'm the man who sets it right again


bust they in the lip


and the bitch will never bite again


you ain't gettin' with my nubain brothers


cause before you even hit them covers


I warned 'em


told 'em what was up before you bitches even swarmed him


cause they'll be next


if I didn't hip my brothers to the ***


so you can try to rob and steal


but we were right on ya heels because (it ain't no big deal),


[Chorus:]


You say crack sellers are swell fellas


takin' you to school in his 5.0


like I don't know that your boyfriend is paid


ya musta told me 18 times, the other day


bamboo earings & gold teeth


and I know you must be givin' up the whole piece


he's just payin' for the ***


and I know you prostitutes is playin' with the ***


so who's next?


Don't think that you can play the Homosapien


cause I got plenty of friends that's like waiting in the trenches


and I know your intentions


you wanna be down with a rapper


so you clap your


thighs around my legs like a sandwich


but I'm not famished


your schemes & plots are outlandish


tan is the color of my skin, but


false is the color of your grin


so you can't win


this ain't no joke


and honey dip you can quote


note for note


and squeal like a billygoat


and tell your friends that Del is stuck up


but in reality


you phucked up


now nubians ain't givin' money for the ***


and ayo


nubians ain't givin' money for the ***


you stuck out in the cold


like a mole on my asshole


cause brothers ain't givin' up another red cent for the ***


now, don't you look foolish?


Ya gold diggin'***looks goulish


pale as a ghost cause ya post high like a man is a big wheel


because (it ain't no big deal).


[Chorus:]


[Bridge:]






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