I'm drivin' a truck Drivin' a big ol' truck Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn Drivin' a truck with my high heels on My diesel rig is northward bound It's...

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn Could talk the Federation into Maybe cutting them a little slack But their response, it didn't thrill us They...

["Wannabe" by Spice Girls] Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want) I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya...

Vern zol fun dir a blintsa (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! (How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! And all the goyim say I'm...

Sometimes I really want to be alone But that's one state I'm never in Because I know that I've got millions upon millions Of tiny, one-celled organisms living on my skin (Germs) I rub and scrub until my flesh is raw...

It's all about the Pentiums, baby Uhh, uh-huh, yeah Uhh, uh-huh, yeah It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums, baby It's all about the Pentiums! It's all about the Pentiums! (Yeah!!) What y'all...

Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want) I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really...

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park "My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates He's Gump, he's Gump What's in...

Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time Just don't feel like goin' to work - I think I'll call my boss, then I'm Gonna *** and cough and wheeze Swear I've got some strange disease What's that little twerp gonna say?...

Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! I am I am I am I said I wanna get next to you I said I'm gonna get close to you You wouldn't...

Listenin' to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are impacted I'm gettin' gum disease I'm gonna need some fillings...

Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening And you're stuck inside the house all alone That's when you decided it might be fun to harass someone Dial a random number up on your telephone You ask if their refrigerator...

"Loser" by Beck Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdidor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey! "*** Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots I am I am I am I said I wanna get...

Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned...

Since you've been gone Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil Since you've been gone It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil Oh well, I'm feelin' like I stuck my hand Inside a blender and turned...

I, man, am regal - a German am INever odd or evenIf I had a hi-fiMadam, I'm AdamToo hot to hootNo lemons, no melonToo bad I hid a bootLisa Bonet ate no basilWarsaw was rawWas it a car or a cat I saw?Rise to vote,...

YeahA used ... pink bathrobeA rare ... mint snowglobeA Smurf ... TV trayI bought on eBayMy house ... is filled with this crapShows up in bubble wrapMost every dayWhat I bought on eBayTell me why (I need another pet...

[sound effects from tools]Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this townFeelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around hereI thought that I would go right out of my mindUntil a friend told me the newsHe said, "Hey, you...

I don't have a library cardBut do you mind if I check you out?I like your skeletal structure, babyYou're an ectomorph, no doubtYour face is real symmetricalAnd your nostils are so niceI wish that I was cross-eyed,...

I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special reportAbout dsome devistating earthquake in PeruThere were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried aliveOn the Richter scale it measured...

Uh huh ... extra cheeseUh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for mePizza party at your houseI went just to check it outNineteen extra largesWhat a shameNo one cameJust us eatin' all aloneYou said, "Take the pizza home""No...

Happy birthdayHappy birthday to youHappy birthdayHappy birthday to youWell, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every yearWe'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beerYou should be good and happy...

Riding in the bus down the boulevardAnd the place was pretty packed (yeah!)Couldn’t find a seat so I had to standWith the perverts in the backIt was smelling like a locker roomThere was junk all over the floorWe’re...

It's getting near lawn,When lights close their tired eyes.I'll soon be with you my glove,To give you my dawn surprise.I'll be with you darling soon,I'll be with you when the stars start bowling.I've been waiting so...

YeahWell, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def oneIt's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister)Yeah, all the girls and homeboysPlayin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!)Spin the spinner and call the shotTwister ties you up...

My life, it used to be incomplete¡®Till I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meetMy life it won't be the same againNow I'm proud to say the king lives on inside my denOh, it's all I live for, it's all I...

This song is just six words longThis song is just six words longThis song is just six words longThis song is just six words longCouldn't think of any lyricsNo I never wrote the lyricsSo I'll just sing any old...

La-la-la-la-lasagnaYou want-a some-a lasagna magnificoOr a-maybe spaghettiAy, you supper's a-ready now, where you goMama mia bambinoMama mia bambino, 'samatta you'Samatta you, 'samatta youYou should-a taste my...

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreamsDoctor, listen to me, tell me what this meansFirst I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwearThen all of sudden I'm floating in mid airMy lips fall off and everybody starts to...

You make me wanna slam my head against the wallYou make me do the limboYou make me wanna buy a slurpee at the mallYou make me watch the Gong ShowThere's really something kinda strange about you, baby, but I can't...

Ken: Wanna go for a ride?Barbie: Sure KenKen: well forget itBarbie: I'm an ugly girl my face makes you hurlsad I have it I should faggotacne everywhere unwanted facial hairI'm a relation to Frankenstein's creationKen:...

If God had long hair and a goateeAnd if His eyes were pretty glazedIf He looked spaced-outWould you buy His storyWould you believe He had an eye infectionAnd yeah, yeah, God looks bakedYeah yeah God smells goodYeah,...

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Announcer: There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needsRandom Voice #1: Spatula CityRandom Voice #2: Spatula CityAnnouncer: A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion. Thousands to choose from in...

Well, I had two weeks of vacation time comingAfter working all year down at Big Roy's Heating And PlumbingSo one night when my family the I were gathered 'round the dinner tableI said, "Kids, if you could go anywhere...

(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)(R2-D2)Her name was Leia, she was a princess,with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing nearso R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, (Obi-Wan)He'd have to put the Death Star...

Oh noAh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahI think I farted again, I made people leave,Offended my friends.Oh baby, I just gave it a push,I didnt know it was that serious,I could knock down wild horses,It smells so fragrant...

It feels like I've been alone too long,With no girls around My mamma's wondering.Thinking of some way,to release it.I looked in the kitchen,Saw some Crisco Oil,And that's when my bladder started to boil,Ooooooh...

WHO LET THEM COWS OUT?Moo(4x)Who let them cows out?moo(4x)Who let them cows out?moo(4x)Who let them cows out?Well, the farmer was tired, the farmer was sleeping (Hey yippie I-o)While all of his farmhands were haven a...

Fun Zone doesn't really have any lyrics. People Occationally say "yeah" and other similar phrases, but it's generally just music. In the movie, it played in the background when Stanley rode out in the miniature fire...

The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:is finding a Christmas tree.The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:rigging up the lights, and finding a Christmas tree.The third thing at Christmas...

There he goes, he drives me crazyWhen he says...(hee-eere's Johnny!)That's his job, it's so amazingAll he says is...(hee-eere's Johnny!)I never miss a moment when he's on the tubeHis being there has made my life worth...

Yo ULONDA!Check that home girl's butt out!Um hm girl! It's so flat!You tell it like it is IEESHA!She looks like one of them.....lawyer's girlfriends,Her butt, is just so SMALL!We're talking slim pickin's girl!What up...

yeah...We are on fire, We have desires, But one is that way,One backstreet boy is***,But we don't want to be mean,Since now he's a queen,Don't ask please,Which backstreet boy is***.Tell me who, aint sayin that its...

What is this song all about?Can't figure any lyrics outHow do the words to it go?I wish you'd tell me, I don't knowDon't know, don't know, don't know, oh noDnn't know, don't know, don't knowCHORUSNow I'm mumblin' and...

[Rice Rice Baby][Rice Rice Baby]Alright stop, grab a table and a menuIce is back in his oriental venueHungry, for a little chop sueyI want Chinese, not Hong Kong Phooey[You know what you want?]Yo, can't decideColumn...

Once, there was this kid whoTook a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paintAnd when he finally came backHe had cane marks all over his bottomHe said that it was from whenThe warden w***ed it so hardMmm mmm...

The white stuff, The white stuffThe first one was a sweet oneSecond one was a blastSoon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fastYou can see 'em in my teethTell it when I talkHad so many my pancreas just went into...

Taco... grande. Taco... grandeYo quiero chimichangas y chile coloradoYo tengo el dinero para un steak picadoLas flautas y tamales, siempre muy buenoY el chile rellenoYou see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne...

Potato skins, potato cakesHash browns, and instant flakesBaked or boiled or french friedThere's no kind you haven't triedYou planned a trip to IdahoJust to watch potatoes growI understand how you must feelI can't deny...

Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straightYou kids today ain't never had it toughAlways had everything handed to you on a silver plateYou lazy brats think nothing's good enoughWell, nobody ever drove me to...

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel alrightGot an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at nightThere's no feeling any greterThan to shoot first and ask questions laterNow I'm trigger happy,...

When I said that I'd be faithfulWhen I promised I'd be trueWhen I swore that I could neverBe with anyone but youWhen I told you that I loved youWith those tender words I spokeI was only kiddingNow, can't you take a...

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flightShe showed me to my seat and it was love at first sightNow lately I've been flying to all kinds of placesThat I never really wanted to go'Cause I'll do anything...

BeverlyBeverly HillbilliesHuh, now lookie here peopleListen to my storyA little story 'bout a man named JedYou know something?That poor mountaineerThey say he barely kept his family fedNow, let me tell youOne day he...

R: Hey Lucy, I'm homeL: Oh Ricky, you're so fineL: You're so fine you blow my mindL: Hey Ricky, hey RickyR: Oh Lucy, you're so fineR: You're so fine you blow my mindR: Hey Lucy, hey LucyL: Oh Ricky, you're so fineL:...

Oh, Harvey, HarveyHarvey the Wonder HamsterHe doesn't bite and he doesn't squealHe just runs around on his hamster wheelHarvey, HarveyHarvey the Wonder HamsterHey, Harvey!

Risin' above the city, blocking out the noonday sunIt dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyoneI still remember when that delivery truck came down our blockWhat a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in...

I dated Siamese twinsI slept with Bigfoot, tooGet me on Sally JessePut me on Donahue'Cause I wanna tell the world about itRight NowMy dog's a narcolepticMy mom's a circus freakI gotta get a spot onGeraldo's show this...

Carbon monoxideMaking me chokeNo A.C.And the radio's brokeCars backed upFar as you can seeSeems like I've been waiting here for all eternityOh, and just in case you're wonderingI'll tell you where I amI'm right here...

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudesMost of our brain cells are goneWe were born to be bad, you better not make us madOr we just might toilet paper your lawnWe got a reputation 'round these partsWe only leave a...

There's something weird in the fridge todayI don't know what it isFood I can't recognizeMy roommate won't throw a thing awayI guess it's probably hisIt looks like it's alive...And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the...

I met him in a swamp down in DagobaWhere it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated sodaS O D A, sodaI saw the little runt sitting there on a logI asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"Y O D A,...

Things just haven't been the sameSince the flying saucer cameNow the aliens are on the looseWell, we tried to hold 'em backTried to ward off their attackBut our atom bombs were just no useThey were ugly, they were...

Put down your chainsaw and listen to meIt's time for us to join in the fightIt's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboysIt's time to let the bedbugs biteYou better put all your eggs in one basketYou better count...

I eat filet mignon seven times a dayMy bathtub's filled with PerrierWhat can I say?This is the life!I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the moodI hire somebody to chew my foodI'm an upwardly mobile dudeThis is the...

They tell us that we lost our tailsEvolving up from little snailsI say it's all just wind and sailsAre we not men, we are DevoAre we not men, D E V OSmoke on the waterAnd fire in the skySmoke on the water(I'm A Man)...

I was waiting in the express lane with my twelve items or lessAt the checkout counter at the local grocery storeI was only passin' byBut a paper caught my eyeAnd I learend a few things I mever knew beforeIt said your...

Gonna buy me a condoGonna buy me a CuisinartGet a wall-to-wall carpetingGet a wallet full 'o credit cardsI gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawnI gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator onWo, used to live...

osama binlaten, d-daybush has a little somethin' to sayosama binlaten, de-deall of your armies are starting to fleewhat do you expect from a cowardly geekwho thinks the is tuffwile wearing a sheethow do act to his...

[State Of Shock]You're takin' to me good,Just like you know you should.You get me on my knees,Please, baby, please.She looks so great, everytime I see her face.She put me in a state (oh) state of shock.[Sharp Dressed...

Oh, I couldn't live a single day without youActually, on second thought, Well I suppose I could.Anyway, what I'm trying to say is honey, you're the greatest.Well, at any rate, I guess you're pretty good.Now it...

Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat, Mankey, Chansey and ZubatSlowking, Ditto, Butterfree, Lugia and CaterpieOddish, Poliwag, Goldeen,Elekid and NidoqueenVictreebel and Magneton - Everybody Polkamon!Aerodactyl, Seel,...

Beverly.Beverly Hillbillies.Now, looka here, people, listen to my story,A little story 'bout a man named Jed.You know somethin', that poor mountaineer,They say he barely kept his family fed.Now lemme tell ya, one day...

Fat and week what a disgrace.Guess the champ got too lazy.ain't goin' to fly now.He's just taking up space.Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain.But he's no bum he works down the street.he bought the...

How come you're always such a fussy young manDon't want no Cap'n Crunch, don't want no Raisin BranWell don't you know that other kids are starvin' in JapanSo eat it, just eat itDon't want to argue, I don't want to...

All I do is grunt and groanHurts me to walk anywhereWent to see my physician, Dr. JonesHe took my trousers off, told me to cough{Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss}He tells me any day I might have to wear a...

[Let's Get It Started] Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. Let's get it started (ha), let's get it started in here. And makes me Runnin'...