Ween is an American alternative rock group formed in 1984 in New Hope New Hope, Pennsylvania , Pennsylvania when Aaron Freeman and Mickey Melchiondo met in an eighth grade typing class. The pair became known respectively as Gene Ween and Dean Ween. Ween has a large underground fanbase despite being generally unknown in American pop music. [read more] - God In My Bed
*Strange noises*I dont know...maybe it was the rainAnother gray day...a fault maybeThe real test was finding a bucket with enough holes to let it outOne of those days when the corn dries up and your nose turns redThe...
- Eye To The Sky
Keep your eye to the skyYou are not aloneAnd if you wish upon a star, you might find you have a home...far awayIn the night, though it just seems like a dreamHold on, here they come...for meKeep your mind open though...
- The Grobe
Sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cryBut it's a pain in the***to let 'em goWith a battered wish you hoped that the monkey wore a tieBut it's no surprise to find he don'tPut the pointed pencil in the...
- Exactly Where I'm At
Lets begin with the past in front and all the things that you really dont care about nowYoud be exactly where im atAnd to think youve got a grip well, look at yourself your lips are like two flaps of fatThey go front...
- Flutes Of Chi
Everything that you are, That you'd like to beWill come in three, my friendTimes thine inequityThe flutes of the chiWill sound again, my friendWrap yourself up in gold,The fruits of the old,Are ripe to be told, my...
- Even If You Don't
Im goin crazy trying to keep you saneTakin my perscriptions, forging my nameI was happy this morning, ya finally got yourself dressed, eatin all the baconIts ok i was still impressedCHORUS:I love you, even if you...
- Stroker Ace
Light up the wheels and go for brokeStomp that pedal with a sniftin strokeSmack that roadblock caught in a pickleI'm gonna hit that line like old Dick TrickleWell my motor's fine and this train's on timeand when i...
- Back To Basom
Reaching out now and I touch your facePlease believe I'm only travelingLike seeking wonder from a foreign placeIt matters not from where I'm comingAnd the snow so light is bleedingWe sleep so tight when we're...
- Pandy Fackler
Pandy Fackler was a working girlLiving alone in another worldOf picket fences and a white façade*** dicks under the PromenadeShe was almost in a coma - from doing the Bossa NovaAnd the Funky Cold Medina - man, I...
- Bananas And Blow
Sancho brought a message from the Fat ManSorry, boy, to leave you high and dry But I went to see my mom in EnsenadaAnd I left a little something to help the time go byJust a little something to help to keep you...
- Stay Forever
In the morning sun, I couldn't tell youI couldn't tell you so many thingsAbout how much I really love youAbout how much you really mean So far away but it's so easy to see youWhen I'm away I want to put my arms around...
- Ice Castles
[Instrumental]
- She's Your Baby
Janey came back from the standSmiling With the writing of Kafka in hand And a bunny in a can Slipping and sliding You feel yourself asking her Why would you want me to try
? Squeezing your wrist and she's pulling you...
- Falling Out
I recall a time when we were loversBefore you, I hadn't any othersWhen the bad times came alongI turned and you had goneFrom the start, I loved you, I was wrongFalling out, it's the endMay as well have never beenThe...
- REGGAEJUNKIEJEW
I don't know where you're comin' from But I wish you'd go away And I don't know where you get your money from But I wish I didn't have to be the one to pay And I'm not sure how to say this And I'll seal it with a kiss...
- TOUCH MY TOOTER
Buddy, why's my brain so muddy Why do I feel like putty when she walks into the room? Touch my tooter, smoocher Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey And I don't think it's funny when she starts to groove Baby, ain't it...
- LITTLE BIRDY
Oh little birdy, oh little birdy I saw the little birdy sing He sang with glee and everything He sang for spring and sang for me And everything was so happy I don't know why I want to fly Try to sigh, try to fly, made...
- FLIES ON MY DICK
Oh sweet mind*** lady Please love me like you do Plagued by an image of days long gone Flies on my dick Never sit alone on a hit sticky noon With flies on your dick I'm just a boy with a gypsy nun I love it when you...
- TENDER SITUATION
State this ache as the final break Tender situation - create a good illusion Feel the grip of your salvation This is indeed a tender situation Make a move man, state your case Taste the waste man, taste the waste What...
- BIG JILM
Rollin' and wheelin', stealin' and dealin' - Big Jim Bol Weevil, it's a pleasel, it's a pleasel, my weasel - Big Jim Dreamin' and schemin', screamin' and bleedin' - Big Jim Froggy in the meadow under the log - Big Jim...
- POOP SHIP DESTROYER
Let me lock in the system at Warp 2Push it on into systematic overdrive, you know what to do Let's cruise past all the golden pooThat makes me blueThis thing gonna ? ? ? ?* on the... Poopship, poopship destroyerOn...
- PUSH TH' LITTLE DAISIES
When you lie, kiss your baby bye bye bye And if you're true, the whole wide world will laugh with you When we see nothing's wrong with you and me Time will tell, it might even bring a wedding bell If you think that...
- I SAW GENER CRYIN' IN HIS SLEEP
I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night I said, "Dude, man, you feelin' alright" Gener said nothin' and continued to weep I caught Papa Gene Ween cryin' in his sleep I saw Gener cryin' in his sleep I tried...
- PUMPIN' 4 THE MAN
It's a nine mile walk from the office to the pumps Sometimes you think you're gonna drop In the end you're filthy dirty, horny, and pissed off And before you can leave you gotta sweep the ***in' shop It's a real real...
- MOURNING GLORY
I swear to god! Look! This is something new you've never heard before this You better take a good look at your mind, ***er I know what you want to come here for You better take a good look at your mind, ***er These...
- HEY FAT BOY (ASSHOLE)
Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother, I'm going to kill you Hey fat boy, come here -- I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you Hey fat boy, asshole, come here, you killed my mother Hey fat boy, come here...
- SPRINGTHEME
Good morning my love The skies are clearing up today Can I kiss you on the boob like I did yesterday? You let me in, you let me sin You made me cry, you got me high Can I touch you in the ***? You lookin' really good...
- SARAH
When I find you in your sleep, Sarah I will tell you what you mean to me, Sarah I know this big world ain't always what it seems, Sarah Forever may I love you, and forever may you dream, Sarah When I find you in your...
- I PLAY IT OFF LEGIT
Where've you been? I was out with Pat Was she shootin' shit? Yeah, but I played it off legit Talkin' to some joe, hangin' out shootin' shit Tries to tell me somethin', I play it off legit How did you handle...
- THE GOIN' GETS TOUGH FROM THE GETGO
Smack dab in the middle of a situation overlooked by fools Tables turned, lessons learned, you get burned for playing by the rules Time is lost, that's the cost, oh brother, you get shit on the end Sc***for a...
- LOVING U THRU IT ALL
Loving you through it all - thick and thin, Bad and good, sun and rain, and the sun, and the sun, and the rain Loving you through it all - rain and snow, Thick and thin, sun and rain, rain and sun and rain, thick and...
- THE STALLION PT. 3
Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now I'm flowing at my feet something of likeness to you now I spotted you in the sun, I called your name from a distance I knew you were the one, I called again I do...
- DON'T GET 2 CLOSE (2 MY FANTASY)
Don't quiver little boy, your daddy's with you now It won't be long anyhow It's just around the corner The destiny that I embrace with you Don't get too close to my fantasy Don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your...
- The ***ed Jam
(Instrumental)
- If You Could Save Yourself (You'd Save Us All)
On a free ride home from the embassyI saw the governor, and his lover holding handsWhen I got to my place, I emptied my suitcaseAnd opened the windows wideIf you could save yourself, you'd save us allIs that what you...
- Hey There Fancy Pants
Hey there fancypantsPlay the songs that make us dancePlay the tunes that make the ladies swoonA song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken partsBut it feels like sunny days are coming soonHey Mr....
- Transdermal Celebration
Transdermal celebrationCaused a slight mutationIn the riftIt toppled down a nationAnd left the people running for the hillsBut the mutants that I seeShine their beauty unto meI wish you could see themTectonic...
- Tried And True
At the dawn, I woke, I was alone, risingI called you on, the force, of time and space, callingAnd as she came, to me, I fell back down, realizingOh that it's cool, for you, to love me now, I'm everythingEverything -...
- Among His Tribe
He would step out of the night and light a fire among his tribeCarving from a bear's tooth, he used the flesh to feed the youthHe'd salt it down...Sails were made from darkened hide, fish were caught in the lowest...
- It's Gonna Be A Long Night
Heard that you are new in townsomeone said you party downwell, later I'll be comin' roundwe'll rack 'em up and suck 'em downdon't call your mother - don't call your priestdon't call your doctor - call the policeyou...
- The Argus
Yesterday we lost our lives, tomorrow we were bornFortunes smiled upon us, sacrifice the ArgusAll that he might help us seeMagna eyes that track for miles, looking for diseasePuzzled by the mountains - tricked by the...
- Happy Colored Marbles
Most people are not ok, but they're taking their siestas in the sunGot some ideas on the way it should beBut most of 'em just carrying onHappy colored marbles that are rolling in my headI put 'em back in the jacket of...
- Zoloft
Gimme that z, o-l-o-f-tGimme a grip, make me love meSuckin' 'em down, I'm happy manCan feel it inside, makin' me smile...realize that the sky's not made of golddon't disguise the nature of your soulGimme that z,...
- I Don't Want It
Did we miss the moon?I'd lie in your arms if I couldSuch a common painRepeats itself again and againFlowers grow in the springtime and leaves fall from the treesI've been GONE for so long, you just threw away the...
- Alcan Road
Open the gate to the red landAlcan road, by the turquoise lakeStarry skies, a mushroom cloudFolding waves - in a foamy tideWashing in beds - of opal shellswhite gulls cry - for you and Ibutterflies - float awaydrift...
- So Many People In The Neighborhood
So many people in the neighborhoodI don't know if they're good peopleHow's about a piece of pie? (ding dong ding dong)Socks and lox and cocks and rocks - say inside, stay inside
- Chocolate Town
Couldn't taste the taste that I was tastin'Couldn't hear the waste that I was makin'Tired of the life I was facin'Couldn't tell one from anotherCouldn't hide a secret from my motherAny other mother wouldn't...
- Captain
Captain, turn around and take me home
- SQUELCH THE WEASEL
Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns Break it to me gently, but with merriment and song Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds Feed him to the many, for thoust their souls shall weep...
- EL CAMINO
El Camino -- blazing down the road El Camino -- ah, she's fast, never slow El Camino -- conquest of the night El Camino -- Aztec machine speeding to the light Toronado -- concienda il ma pweeb Toronado -- ah, she...
- NICOLE
(Oh-oh yeah! Jah rastafari!) Nicole, I love you I'll never leave you Without you I turn to stone Nicole, believe me Love was meant to be Consumed by you and me Nicole Nicole, I love you I'm thinking of you With every...
- COMMON BITCH
Let me tell you 'bout the *** bitch, Deaner! Why'd you know she's a *** bitch? She didn't - she's a *** bitch, Deaner! Common bitch, my head itch Scratch it bitch, common bitch Common bitch, little girl...
- TICK
I feel a tick in my head and he's *** on my head In the morning i'll be dead if he doesn't leave my head Why can't he go away why does he have to stay Maybe he wanna play but I can only say That I'll get you, I'll...
- L.M.L.Y.P. (Prince/Ween)
[Interpolation of Prince's "Shockadelica" and "Alphabet Street", with extra lyrics by Ween] Whooa, yeah, whoa, whoa, yeah Yeah yeah yeah, ahhhhhh, whoa, whoa, yeah <"Shockadelica"...
- PAPA ZIT
Papa zit, go! Who's yo papa - papa zit Where's yo mama - papa zit Listen to papa - papa zit Where's yo mama - papa zit This is the shit Chew tobacco - papa zit Two chewbaccas - papa zit Who's yo papa - papa zit...
- BUMBLEBEE
Ahhhhh, shit, ohhh shit Ohhhhh Jesus! Ahhhh bumblebee He stung me, stung me ahhhhh He stung my brain Awwwww Weedeating Vaughn's grass A big bumblebee came right out He stung me 47,000 times on my head It hurt, it...
- BLACKJACK
Blackjack Big black Betty (blackjack) Little spanish Eddie (big flapjack) Blackjack Indian black betty
- FAT LENNY
Fat Lenny's gonna walk right into myself Fat Lenny's gonna see myself (Reflect it back on myself) Fat Lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill And I say Fat Lenny's gonna lick my head off Stop by my friend...
- OLD QUEEN COLE
Old Queen Cole, gotsta take control You drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine For you now Nicki life is gettin' tricky And you're runnin' outta gas drivin' way too fast Full throttle in gear tryin' hard to...
- OLD MAN THUNDER
Old man thunder, sound of thunder Broan sh' brazh daunn oh! Birndi sihnn, gone d fir d'sau The munth of funth Gonna rundowntown, d'sau
- I GOTS A WEASEL
Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel Jumped in..... Got a weasel -- it's a teazel -- mah pleazel -- mah pleazel -- got a weasel Said somethin' to show me the blimp, babe Got a...
- YOU ***ED UP
You ***ed up! By Ween! You ***ed up, you bitch - you really ***ed up You ***ed up - you ***in' nazi whore Well, you dicked me over but now you'll pay You ***ed up ... Aaaahhh!! You ***ed up, you bitch - you...
- WAYNE'S PET YOUNGIN'
Hey...lay it on me 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 Morgan's pain succumbs to the frame In a zany combination of Wayne's pet youngin' Astral plane conversing lame In a zany combination...
- I'M IN THE MOOD TO MOVE
I'm in the mood to move to the left 3 feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to slide to the right hundred feet, goddammit I'm in the mood to fall down the steps 4 flights, goddammit I'm in the mood to fly in the air 12 feet...
- NAN
Hi, I'm ***in' Eddie Dingle I met this girl named Nan She, she overpopulated my senses And ***in' dicked me over What's your big secret? Could you give me a clue? Oh, silly girl, I'm so in love with you Won't you...
- DON'T LAUGH (I LOVE YOU)
And when the sun, it turns to snow And the grass doesn't grow Don't laugh, I love you I could look outside my window every day But you wouldn't be there to there come and play Don't laugh, I love you Ernest Hemingway...
- UP ON THE HILL (TRAD.)
Bop-shoo-wanne-wanne Up on the hill, down by the river By the ocean, across the field By the word of the boognish I said, "Lordy lordy lord, I'm comin' home" (Lordy lordy lord, I'm comin'...
- NEVER SQUEAL
Never squeal on the pusher Don't lie to your mama Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay Don't swim in the water Don't fly in the daytime Just do what you wanna and it'll be okay Never smuggle no candy Can't be...
- MUSHROOM FESTIVAL IN HELL
The wind is howling and the time is right for fear In the emergence in the phosphorescent tears And all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god? They've already been immersed in the wad The wind is howling and the sea...
- BIRTHDAY BOY
Jesus Christ Pain Take one Yeah! Pain Last time I saw you, I was holding your hand And I couldn't wait for you to leave I knew right then that it was over and done And I couldn't believe that I was free Help me now,...
- LICKING THE PALM FOR GUAVA
It was a cold, dark night No hope in sight I left my little hut And went to the palm To get some guava Licking the palm for guava Licking the palm for guava Yes, when you're old and you're not very young Lick the palm...
- PUFFY CLOUD (PUFFI CLAUDE)
Drift away on a puffy cloud Go away on a puffy cloud My brain is dead from too much pot 'Cause (Gene) (Dean) and I smoke too much pot Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud Cloudy cloud cloudy cloud Cloudy cloudy cloudy cloud...
- MARBLE TULIP JUICY TREE
I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be When I carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where I want to go And all the nuphies are happy, they know...
- COLD + WET
I'm cold + wet, can't ya hear what I'm sayin' to ya Cold + wet it's the message I'm conveyin' to ya How many times do I has to tell ya that I'm cold + wet? Hot and dizzy you got me in a tizzy honey Hot and dizzy you...
- TAKE ME AWAY
Take me away to some other land (thank you) I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy She took my love away She took it to another man Now I gotta get away from that girl Before I go craaaazy (Repeat twice)...
- BUENAS TARDES AMIGO
Buenas tardes amigo Hola, my good friend Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday And I hoped we'd see each other again You killed my brother last winter You shot him three times in the back In the night I still hear mama weeping...
- BABY BITCH
It's been a while since I've seen you smile But now you've come back again Came into the room and you saw my girl And you asked her how long it's been "A year" she said and you shook your head Said "I'm surprised it's...
- WHAT DEANER WAS TALKIN' ABOUT
The wash is out, it's hanging up And all I have is nothing Nothing to do, nothing to say I think I must be dreaming The sun comes up and I'm all washed out Is this what Deaner was talkin' about I don't think I will...
- DRIFTER IN THE DARK
Do you ever walk alone? Like a drifter in the dark Seeking out what isn't there Looking only for a spark From a girl who's all alone Maybe she's a-driftin' too Like a shadow in the night Waitin' just to meet with you...
- THE HIV SONG
AIDS, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, HIV AIDS HIV, AIDS, HIV, AIDS, AIDS HIV
- JOPPA ROAD
How would you feel, if I took you away To a place I know, a place where we could stay Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know Where we can go, called Joppa Road The things I feel on Joppa Road Can make me stay, and...
- MISTER, WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP MY PONY?
Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? I think it's his lung Mister would you please help my pony? He's chewin' bark and not the leaves He's...
- VOODOO LADY
Voodoo Lady Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy Your eyes look red and hazy Doin' that stuff that you do Messin' me up with your voodoo You drive me crazy with that Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie...
- DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT
Don't you ever think of me When you're outside strollin' Don't you ever wave the flag When we're rockin' and rollin' Don't shit where you eat, my friend Who said it was hard to climb A peak that you can't see I tell...
- FREEDOM OF '76
Freedom of the body Freedom of the mind A ho on South Street hired for tricks Little girls pickin' up sticks Freedom of '76 Wastee little weasel Wants cheap tricks Liberty bell cracked in half A bacon steak A perfect...
- CANDI
Candi - custard and berry Candi - peaches and creme Candi - glazing and cherry Candi - spicy and sticky Candi - chocolate with cheese Candi - custard and berry Candi - peaches and creme Candi - glazing and cherry...
- A TEAR FOR EDDIE
[Instrumental]
- I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT
Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it Is it green, is it red Is it alive or is it dead I can't put my finger on it Scathe with a lathe All the days in the past I can't...
- SPINAL MENINGITIS (GOT ME DOWN)
Why they wanna see my spine mommy? Why they wanna see my spine? It's gonna hurt again mommy Much worse than last time Am I gonna see God, mommy? Am I gonna die? It really hurts mommy! Am I gonna die? Smile on mighty...
- ROSES ARE FREE
Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and the free But don't...
- DOCTOR ROCK (II)
I sit home and make flower bouquets and listen to Joni Mitchell Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that I have for you Dr. Rock -- help me out for I need to shout it Dr. Rock -- quickly Derek run & get...
- POOPSHIP DESTROYER (II)
[studio version appears on "Pure Guava"] People, ya'll ready to cruise on the poopship now, mother***er? Are ya'll poopin' on the big doggy poopship, mother***er? You know what it's about to be on the poopship, but...
- TENDER SITUATION (II)
[studio version appears on "Pure Guava"] Wrote this song called "Tender Situation", And it somehow just put everything back together State this ache as the final break Tender situation - create a good illusion Feel...
- MOUNTAIN DEW (Bascom Lamar Lunsford/Scott Wiseman)
This is our best gig...ever... No, no! Way up on - I knew you'd *** it up! Here it come! Way up on the hill there's an old whiskey still And it's right by a hard working crew If you finish up your mug (oh beautiful)...
- MISTER RICHARD SMOKER (II)
We're Ween! Ha ha ha! Comin' to ya! East coast flavor! Ha ha! Uhh... Alright, this is called "Mister Richard Smoker" by Ween... 1, 2, 3, 4! Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Mister richard smoker,...
- COVER IT WITH GAS AND SET IT ON FIRE
[studio version appears on the "Skycruiser" EP] He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??] Cover it with gas and set it on fire He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??] Cover it with gas and set it on...
- BUMBLEBEE (II)
Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh Ahhhh bumblebee stung me He stung my brain Awwwww He stung me, he stung me, uhh Weedeating Vaughn's grass A big bumblebee came right out He stung me 47,000 times on my head It hurt, it hurt, oh god...
- JAPANESE COWBOY (II)
Alright...Japanese Cowboy, take it... Straight in from... *** it.... 1, 2, 3, 4, oh! Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late I call out your name girl in the...
- SHE ***S ME (II)
[studio version appears on "The Pod"] Stu's back on stage, ladies and gentlemen, Stu! Ha ha ha ha! We got Stu back! Reggaejunkiejew! I know... I know how you feel You want your jew He's doin' hard time, ***in'...
- AWESOME SOUND (II)
[studio version appears on "The Pod"] Stop it! I got an awesome sound goin' down [3x] I got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon Stop...right...there... What? I - I - I got an awesome sound - I got an awesome sound...
- VALLEJO
[studio version appears on the "Voodoo Lady" EP] Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo Vallejo, yeah, yo yo yo yo Yo Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo, Vallejo Vallejo, yeah, yo yo yo yo Yo [Spanish chanting] Harder, man,...
- I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT (II)
[chanting] Is it alive, does it writhe Can it survive under the sun? I can't put my finger on it Is it green, is it red Is it alive or is it dead I can't put my finger on it Scathe with a lathe All the days in the...
- I SAW GENER CRYIN' IN HIS SLEEP (II)
[studio version appears on "Pure Guava"] Shitting on my face... I'll count us in (ah, ok) 1, 2, 3, 4 I heard my brother weepin' in the dead of the night I said, "Dude, man, you feelin' alright" Gener said nothin' and...
- MISTER WOULD YOU PLEASE HELP MY PONY? (II)
[studio version appears on "Chocolate & Cheese"] Alright, this is a song - what the *** was that? - This is from "Chocolate & Cheese", this is a - this is a song That we wrote uh - I don't know, probably when we...
- MARBLE TULIP JUICY TREE (II)
[studio version appears on "God Ween Satan: The Oneness"] Great...it would be the greatest thing I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be When I carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me I've got...
- MUSHROOM FESTIVAL IN HELL (II)
We're Ween, it's 1991! And we are here to play you music Now this song is called "Mushroom Festival In Hell". The wind is howling and the time is right for fear In the emergence in the phosphorescent tears And all the...
- VOODOO LADY (II)
Voodoo Lady Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy Your eyes look red and hazy Doin' that stuff that you do Messin' me up with your voodoo You drive me crazy with that Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie...
- ODE TO RENE
We gotta be tight, y'know Ok, here it goes That's more like it Ce soir, ajournai, et trois l'avec garcon Trouver poisson t'elle voux Jambon ou deux Schweppes, oh bebe Pour chous avec no nous, apres tu Il jamais...
- STRAP ON THAT JAMMY PAC
Strap on that there jammy pac Get a grip on your soul Sip on that there family flask, And I'll guide you towards the door She don't feed me in the mornin' And I can't take no more So strap on that there jammy pac, And...
- SKETCHES OF WINKLE
Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra He was a meditated ***er all strung-out on Sinatra Hitting van Winkle like there ain't no tomorr-a I saw van...
- MOVING AWAY
Gone away, gone away Moving away, yeah Moving away, yeah All I wanted to say, girl Ah, moving away Left with my own blues 'Cause I love you, ahhh Left here all alone, yeah Left alone here to sing this song Can't...
- POLLO ASADO
Come on, it's a beautiful night for a walk on the beach, wouldn't you say? Yes, I would say that, I would say that Let me start of with a basket of chips Then move on to the pollo asado taco I would like two pollo...
- SHE ***S ME
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun [repeat throughout background of song] I met her at the Living Earth Show She crossed the room, the lights sank low We're together, she really digs me -- she ***s me Who would...
- CAPTAIN FANTASY
Please would you like to be somewhere floating free? Seems my destiny, Captain Fantasy Take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound You could be with me, Captain Fantasy And when I'm there, I'm here And when...
- THE STALLION (PT. 1)
Look out you son of a bitch Goddamn mother***er Do you know who you're *** with? You're *** with the stallion, mang You're *** with the goddamn stallion, mang You're *** with the stallion, mang...
- FRANK
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind Time: it's in the hand of God -- Chew on turkey or some cod if you...
- DEMON SWEAT
The sky dripped in a demon sweat the night she left Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet They said she flew from the goals in her life Then she wet like blood from a knife I'm here, and it's all so clear now...
- LAURA
Dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n, dud'n dud'n dud'n dud'n The grain bag sits on the chair, and why the hell am I with ya? And if you told me that it wasn't there, why the hell am I with ya? You know I really don't care, and...
- DON'T SWEAT IT
I'd like to see you before I go There's a few things I'd like to do And when you're gone, you'll be gone for long And soon I'll be gone too But don't sweat it, don't sweat it, don't sweat it, ooh Don't sweat it, don't...
- SORRY CHARLIE
Things didn't work out the way you had planned it Things fell apart at the seams What's yours is what you took with you And what you have has shattered their dreams And now you're cold and sleepy Christ, how did it...
- PORK ROLL EGG AND CHEESE
When you've had your fun, and your work is done, you must not succumb I can feel you breathe, it's like a mega-weedge inside, please don't hide So momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese If you...
- MOLLY
[okay, here's my attempt at transcription...any word suggestions, please send to: sheen@rtcol.com] Tell me what you want and I'll give it to you You name it easy, baby, I'll name it oooh Would you name dispongent...
- AWESOME SOUND
Got an awesome sound goin' down [3x] Got a pork roll egg cheese and bacon Stop the tape here Got an awesome sound goin' down [2x] Got some, got some awesome sounds goin' down Alright. Lay it on me! Awesome sound goin'...
- MONONUCLEOSIS
When you came into the pod, you told me that something was wrong Said you wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun Couldn't say it was any fun, oh dude Now you're on the couch, you can't even move your...
- BOING
It is as smooth as a mutilated shit on a shingle at dawn Rip rip rip van Winkle he can shit on a shingle at dawn Would you like to do a boing boing boing boing? She's a fun-lovin' woman and I'd love to see her wiggle...
- RIGHT TO THE WAYS AND THE RULES OF THE WORLD
Monsters that trinkle like cats in the night The cosmic conceiver continues his plight A war of the heavens, what's wrong and what's right Right to the ways and the rules of the world Right to the ways and the rules...
- ALONE
When the life inside no doubt has died And you've turn your head away You tried to pay, but at the end of the day, it's you again, alone Alone, confined -- the mess in your mind When you can't relate to them You've...
- THE STALLION (PT. 2)
For hither not, I am the stallion Come fear, come love, I am the stallion You know that I am the stallion, mang I am, I am the stallion, mang You know that I am the stallion, mang I live, I walk, I am the stallion,...
- OH MY DEAR (FALLING IN LOVE)
Tell me where you come from, was it heaven above? Oh my dear, I must be falling in love Can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud? Oh my dear, I must be falling in love Did I tell you I want more than you're...
- DR. ROCK
Try modulating and articulating all the feelings that I have for you Dr. Rock -- help me out for I need to shout it Dr. Rock -- quickly Derek run & get your mammy There is no denying that you been supplying in a...
- CAN U TASTE THE WASTE?
Can you taste the waste? [7x]
- HELP ME SC***THE MUCUS OFF MY BRAIN
I guess it's somethin' in my brain I need whiskey to ease the pain But it's early in the mornin' And i'm feelin' bad again But if you ever loved me You'll go easy on me now Fix me up a cup of coffee And in a while...
- I'M HOLDING YOU
I'm flyin' (flyin') In a frame of my mind that time cannot erase I'm seein' (seein') The future, the past as I lay the present to waste I'm scopin' (scopin') All these feelings I have and hopin' for them to come true...
- JAPANESE COWBOY
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late I call out your name girl in the heat of the night And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right Breakfast at Shoney's...
- YOU WERE THE FOOL
Slow four...one two three four... Bless the father bless the son Cross your heart 'cause you're the one Collectin' moon-beams in the mornin' Curvy sticks and wooden poles Assistin' you in pluggin' holes Plug them...
- MISTER RICHARD SMOKER
Biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo, biddley bah boo bow! Mister richard smoker, you're a poopy poker Chardonnay & cocaine in the spa Cigarettes and coffee breath Little boys on crystal meth Tonight we'll tango in the...
- POWDER BLUE
Powder blue, powder blue What can ya do, she's powder blue Powder blue, powder blue What can ya do, she's powder blue I'll be true (ba baa) My powder blue (powder blue) It's all for you (ba baa) It's all for you And...
- PISS UP A ROPE
My dinner's on fire while she watches TV And if you've ever wondered what it's like to be me She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes Yells at my buddies and insults my folks I'm breakin' my back doin' the best...
- PRETTY GIRL
There's a sweater wearin', coat totin', boot footin' Good lookin' man on town There's a smooth-talkin', funny walkin' dude around There's a pretty girl and she sees him walkin' Looking him up and down She thinks she'd...
- FLUFFY
Fluffy, furry buddy Chewed his leg on the porch Why'd you do it Fluffy, on the porch? Good dog Fluffy, old friend my pal Fluffy's got his buddy on the porch Penny, she's my girlie, she sits here with me on the porch...
- I DON'T WANNA LEAVE YOU ON THE FARM
I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna leave you on the farm I don't wanna go Oh, just so ya know I don't wanna leave you on the farm Days go by and I'm still high But you know I'm thinkin' about you Corn's...
- OCEAN MAN
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of...
- PINK EYE (ON MY LEG)
[Instrumental] Bark, uhhhh.... [repeats]
- COLD BLOWS THE WIND (Traditional Chinese Spiritual)
Cold blows the wind over my true love Cold blows the drops of rain I never had but one true love And in Camville he was slain I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may I'll sit and weep down by his grave...
- IT'S GONNA BE (ALRIGHT)
Baby what have I done Gone and left you, all alone It's hard for me to sing this song We've been together for so long I think I know what my soul's got to say And it won't hurt as bad, someday It's gonna be alright,...
- BUCKINGHAM GREEN
A child without an eye Made her mother cry Why ask why She kept her child clean On Buckingham Green The children saw the eye As a sign from God Descending from the sky It was alright to dream Of Buckingham Green...
- THE BLARNEY STONE
Get off my***you wee bitty *** If I pull out the Claymore you're shit outta luck Who's that girl, that pretty young thing After I *** her she'll get up and sing Aye Aye Aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your...
- WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND
I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind If it all goes right, I'll be in your arms tonight But I'm waving my dick in the wind I'm lost in the sauce once again, I'm lost in the sauce once again If I...
- POLKA DOT TAIL
Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly Oh no, tell me it ain't so Have you ever tried to shrink...
- MUTILATED LIPS
I lick my brain in silence Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen not to what I said I said please calm it down Everything is turning brown Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist Of the...
- I'M DANCING IN THE SHOW TONIGHT
Are my lemons tied? Is my hair in place? Have I got a cute expression on my face? Are my shoes all shined? I try to keep in line when I'm dancing in the show tonight Does my shuffle step really look so good? Am I...
- I'LL BE YOUR JONNY ON THE SPOT
I'll be your jonny on the spot, I'll be your jonny on the spot My daddy died, left me all he's got, I'll be your jonny on the spot I get up early in the morn, I get up early in the morn I slop the pigs, Momma shucks...
- SHE WANTED TO LEAVE (& REPRISE)
Three men's all there were, three men out at sea Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me I couldn't believe She wanted to leave -- she wanted to leave I've loved you so long, since you were a child...
- THE GOLDEN EEL
Sitting alone in the den watching the eel Help me find my way home watching the eel Burrows it's head in the sand, daylight has come There shall be rest in a while, daylight has come I can not repeal the words of the...
- THE MOLLUSK
Hey little boy, whatcha got there? Kind sir it's a mollusk i've found Did you find it in the sandy ground? Does it emulate the ocean's sound? Yes I found it on the ground Emulating the ocean's sound Bring forth the...
- Boys Club
Boys clubYeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahBoys clubOooh yeahBoys clubMmm mmm mmm mmm mmmmmmBoys clubYeahBoys clubDoo doo doo doo babyBoys clubYeahBoys clubSaid I'm talkin' 'bout Boys clubBoys clubTake the timeHave...
- Monique The Freak
Oh mercyGirl you lookin' ***yMovin' all across the floorOh mercyGirl you look so ***ySaw you comin' through the doorAw babySuch a fine ladyTalkin' and your voice is deepAw babySuch a fine ladyI can hardly...
- The Shot Heard Round The World
All lyrics for this song were part of the original Schoolhouse Rock learning series.Intro:Hey, the British are coming, the British are coming!Verse 1:Now the ride of Paul Revere,Set the nation on it's ear,and the shot...
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