Todd Anthony Shaw (born September 28, 1966), better known by his stage name Too Short, is an American United States rapper who started his career at the age of fourteen in Oakland East Oakland, California , California. Too $hort has sold about 11 million albums in the US alone with 17 albums released and an average of 600,000 copies per album. [read more] - Paystyle
Aww hell nah niggaWe ain't doin no freestylesDon't even know how to do that shit*chuckling*Yeah whatevahCheck it out man, check this one outI been rappin for half my lifeI'm twenty-eight now sayin pass the micIf you...
- Mack Attack
It's a mack attack, coming from way backMy name is Too $hort baby, I don't play that jackI'm from the Dangerous Crew, and I tell you it's trueEverything they say about Playboy TooI'm $hort Dog, ain't nothing niceI...
- Ain't Nuthin Like Pimpin
Ain't nuthin like pimpin just let it rollMother *** shit god damn assholeAin't nuthin like pimpin just don't quitMother *** you damn shithead bitchMy diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flowWonder how I got...
- I'm A Playa
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass][I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,I be a player fo' life so where's my...
- All My Bitches Are Gone
Too $hort:I used to have a lot of bitchesStraight down for meDoin' anything I said, even hoe on the streetBut I'm a dog and I dog my broadsGuerrilla pimpin', drivin' four door carsAin't got no kids but them bitches...
- Little Girls
Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung15, 16 and all so youngI thought about you just last nightGrabbed my pen then I started to writeA rap that'll cap like a true blue rapNot a washed-up almost MC sapLittle...
- Get In Where You Fit In
What happened to that other rapper y'all used to *** with?Man, we ain't *** with that fake mother***er MC Uh, Whateverthat mother***er name is, man we got a real crew, we gotmother***ers over here rapping for...
- We Do This
[Short Dawg]I do it like the best of the greatest, not the worstLike welfare day, can't stop the first of the monthCan't stop Short Dawg neitherGot a good hoe niggaz sure better keep herCause I'm on the prowl, all the...
- I Ain't Trippin
I was told not long agoToo $hort don't stop that rap!¡¯Now everytime I grab the micI rock you just like that8 years ago when I started to rapI use to sell tapes everywhereIt was me and my homeboy freddy b,...
- Givin Up The Funk
MC Breed:- Hell yeah- We got Ant Banks in the house, Peewee in the house, Goldie in the house- And we damn sure got Short Dawg in the house- And I am the forever lastin Breed hahahaChorus:(Repeat 2X)Ohhhh, givin up...
- Thangs Change
[Jamal]Simpty is for them simp***niggazTalkin lot, til I spray dumpin ??? niggazWhenver talklin shit, I straight rip 'emAnd niggaz know I come equip when I whip them[Short Dawg]You say how can I make these dirty...
- Pimp The Ho
Pimp the hoPimp that hoIt's like Too $hort raps been around a whileI rocked to the beat and got my own styleI'm from the O city, and I said it beforeI was born to mack, call me Playboy $hortYou wanna get freaky? Look...
- Don't Fight The Intro
Say, hoe...yeah! you...Can I ask you a question?Can you get in where you fit in, bitch?Get mad if you want, I won't frontCause I got a new tape and it's full of bumpsSo roll you raps over they all out-datedToo $hort,...
- It's All Good
"Man, this bitch blowing my beeper up"[Too $hort]Ready to put a hole up in one of these bitches, manSup? Guess you wondered where I was atWhen you beeped me last night and I didn't call backSupposed to be there, meet...
- Coming Up $hort
INTRO(Bitch!)Bitches keep comin up $hort***in with Too $hort,Too $hort(Bitch!)Too $hort,Too $hortREPEATNow *** around and get a 5 finger hand plant straight across your faceto make sure you bitches understand that...
- I Need A Freak
In these times, of hate and painWe need a remedy, to take us from the reignJealousy, a little greedI've been thinking, of what i needI need a freak, to hold me tightI need a freak, everyday and every nightI need a...
- Here We Go (J.D. Remix)
Chorus: Jermaine DupriWe talk shit, cause we are the shitNever looked back since we started itWhen ya'll want heat we provide it, ride it'Til the wheels fall of, shaking 'em all offSix figure niggas with it, over did...
- Longevity
Ah yeahScarfaceShort DogYeahLongevityFake niggas...{Scarface:}And you can tell em I said itI said mutha***as is takin the creditBeen in the game for 20 minutes, and they thinkin they legendsAll on their videos showin...
- How Does It Feel
Chorus: D' Wayne WigginsHow does it feel when ya livin like that, and ya pockets are fat?Cuz you're a playa, and you're pimpin hoesSo tell me how does it feel when ya money aint right, and ya pockets are tight?You're...
- Nobody Does It Better
Funky fresh on the microphoneToo $hortToo $hort[ VERSE 1 ]See, I'm fresh like always, I'm comin at youAnd you know I won't stop till I'm throughSo get on it. now is the timeToo $hort, baby,'s gonna spit that rhymeAt...
- Just Anotha Day
I woke up one day in Vacavilleround the corner from the penfat house on the hillall the homies in the pen straigt locked downbut I gotta get dressed and hit the oaktownI called Randy ??Olson?? on the telephoneearly in...
- Dope Fiend Beat
Bitch, funky fresh from Oakland, California...Dangerous Music and it don't stop to the beat, baby...Bitches on my mindI can't hold back, now's the timeAll you loud-mouth bitches talk too muchAnd you dick teasin'...
- Money In The Ghetto
Verse One:In the ghettoYou think life is hardFood stamps and to' up carsWall to wall dirty on carpetSit in a buckethopin you can start itAnd ride around to the liquor storeCan't get a job get drunk some moreYou betta...
- Good Life
Yeah, we balling baby(As we proceed to give you what we need) thats rightOh you dont know, we gonna tell you how it isChorus:When you living the good life, good lifeEverything is tight, money rightEverbody wanna be by...
- Game
Intro*guy toking and coughing up*[$hort] Freddy B![Fred B] Wuz up $hort?[$hort] Ai, y'know they been waitin on this ol' school game Let's bring that game back![Fred B] Like game one thru five?[$hort] Yeah...
- Top Down
Too Short:How freaky can you get to a long fat dickHella freaky like i said to a song that hitI'm the dirty rapper Too Short, the triple XRun up in the pussy, rub the *** nextBitch, which is worse?My bark or my...
- Can't Stay Away
Yeah that's rightWe gonna flash backTo 1983I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even started rappin'1983, Too $hortWord for wordLike this baby, Invasion of the Flat Booty...
- Way Too Real
[Too $hort]Way too real, Short Dog is just way too realIt's the T Double, some call me $hortI'm in the house once again from the East to the NorthYou know the west is the best coastWe got the best beats, we bump the...
- Don't Fight The Feeling
Too Short:Say hoeyeah youCan I ask you a questionYou like to ***?Oh, you don't want me to talk to you like thatWill you like to make love?I saw you walking down the street, and I had to stopTurn up the radio and...
- Oakland
Oakland (Oh-oh-oh-Oakland) Oaktown (Oh-oh-oh-Oaktown) Oakland (Oakland, Oakland) Get on down (Oh-oh-Oaktown)Straight from the West, Oakland is the bestBaby it's so fresh (Oakland)It's called the Big Bad O, city of...
- Cusswords
So you mother***ers thought I was gonna change my style? - So what are you saying Todd?To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shitHere's another rap that I'm ready to spitIt goes like this, my name is $hortI'm...
- Ain't No Bitches
Chorus: Aint no bitches like the ones I gotAll top notches gotta stay on topParty all night and we make a lotGotta keep a fat knot it dont stop, bitchAint no bitches like the ones I gotWhen I take 'em to the spot, ya...
- Freaky Tales
These are the tales, the freaky tales...The tales that I tell so well...I met this girl, her name was JoanShe loved the way I rocked the microphoneWhen I met Joan, I took her homeShe was just like a doggy all on my...
- Can't Stop
[8B] Space, Age-in baby[TS] Right right right right[8B] One time[TS] Beyotch![8B] Yeah, you know how they like it baby, nigga you can't retire!Verse One: Too $hort, EightballFrom nineteen-eighty, through eighty-eightI...
- Oakland Style
Yeah! That's how we do it in Oaktown, baby...$hort Dog's on the microphone...Straight from the East Side...I'm a player, bitch, Oakland styleThey call me playboy $hort, I know it's been a whileSince dangerous crew...
- What Happened To The Groupies
Intro: Captain Save-A-HoeShort, Short, whats up man, this Captain man check this outI know you and B-Legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?But yall can't be talkin bad about broads, man, you...
- Gotta Get Some Lovin'
Chorus:Gotta get some lovin' (repeated)Too $hort:Gotta get me some pussyBiotchWhat's really goin' on?Yeah, $hort Dog's in the houseFunky Fresh, BiotchI seen you walking down the street had to stopTurned up the radio,...
- City Of Dope
City of Dope, I call it OakCan't be broke, selling cokeFat ropes, shattered hopesFresh cars and all that dopeBaseheads keep the trade aliveNobody know about a 9 to 5Everybody's just trying to surviveYou need a gun,...
- Sample The Funk
Intro:Sup?Short Dogg back in the house beeyatch!And it don't stop to the beatAin't no thang but a chicken wingWe gonna do it like this one mo' timeVerse 1:Straight from Oakland, California I'm back againShort Dogg's...
- Don't *** For Free
-Yeah, you know-We in the house-This the last mother***in song we gone do on this album ya'll-Ain't no need in wasting the beat, shit funky than a mother***er-We gone spit that game to ya'll-And I'm gone tell you...
- Can I Get A Bitch
[Ant Banks]Its been a long time kickin this and everybody knows itOaktown still in the house, but I suppose itsTime for some more shitSo yo peep the flow bitch and I'll bethe mother***in host with the most dickSo now...
- Playboy $hort
Aight, biiiiitch! Funky mother*** fresh Some of that '93 old school shit, hoeWell I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I sayI never do work but I always playCause the game is life and I play the gameSo you never talk...
- Can't Stay Away (Can't Stay Away )
Intro:Yeah thats right babyYou rolling to the sounds of Too $hortAlbum #11 (Just Can't Stay Away)You knew I couldn't stay away (can't stay away)Dedicated to the funk babyThats how we do this, we been doing thisVerse...
- Rhymes
without a doubt I'm comin' back and if you don't knowcall me S. I. R. T. double OI like to say these rhymes, I do it all the timeI make my own damn beat now all the money is mineI carry big fat WIVES, I treat my girls...
- Cocktales
H-E-A-D,All you washed up hoes tryin to throw that PYou're just a big freak, you better not complain,When you hear these cocktails and you hear your name.If you a fake bitch, ain't no thingI'll pick up the phone and...
- Blowjob Betty
Right about now in the place to beToo $hort babyGettin' real funky with the mother***in'Dangerous Crew, bitch, with that old schoolToo $hort baby, I'm so hardPimpin' these hoes on the boulevardBut I'm not here to...
- Life Is Too $hort
I remember how it all beganI used to sing dirty raps to my East Side fansBack then I knew ya couldn't stop this rapNo M.C. could rock like thatThen the new style came, the bass got deeperYa gave up the mike and bought...
- More Freaky Tales
BEYOTCH!Short Dog's in the house, once again with this pimp shitChorus:These are the tales, the freaky tales These are the tales that I tell so wellFor fifteen years I've been a real playerSo if you wanna have *** say...
- The Dangerous Crew
{Too $hort:}Tell em what we do in here, Dangerous...Get some drums from a break and then break yo assYou want beats from the crew? we'll take yo cashFive g's for a mutha***in songAnd if you can't pay it, keep movin...
- All The Time
[Too $hort]All the time, gettin mine, that's why I'm pimpinThat's why I'm pimpin, all the timeGettin mine..That's how we do it, straight pimpinAll the time, all the timeIt's the original, D-O-G, Short DawgThey said...
- Don't Hate The Player
[Too $hort]Don't hate the player nigga, hate the game (3X) But what if you ain't no player?Everybody talkin bout they gettin hatedAll these lies is bout who they been datinIf you never was a player, I cain't hate...
- Where They At?
Hook: Where they at? Where they at?Where the hoes at? Where they at?Where the bitches at? Where they at?Where they at? Where they at?Yeah, where they at? Where the hoes at? Where they at?Where the bitches at? Where...
- Just Like Dope
[Too $hort]It's that highThe pussy's just like dopeIt's that dopeEven, if, you don't, want no mo'Even if you don't want no mo'The pussy's just like dopeFirst time you got a shot, you was hookedWhen she walked into...
- You Nasty
Beeyotch!!You nasty, you nasty bitchThats what I said bitch (you nasty)I said you nasty (you nasty)*** that shit, *** you hoes (you nasty) *** all y'all, manVerse 1:I used to get straight A's, read my books in...
- Anything Is Possible
[Too $hort]Album number 12Short Dogg still in the houseI ain't going back into retirementLife is......Anything is possible try hardIt ain't logical *** an obstical bitchHow can I make twelve albumsAll them gold and...
- Pimp Shit
Intro: Kokane (Too $hort)Too Sheezy, (whats up main?)Playa (for life baby)You got to go out there and handle your buisiness (get my money)Handle yours, playas play on (bitch)Nigga thats pimp shit (bitches gonna pay...
- Be My Dirty Love
(singer croons "be my.. dirty love" 2X while Short spits)Ain't nuttin changed.. Short DawgSheezee.. sheezee(singer croons "be my.. (be my) dirty love (dirty love)" 2X)Much love y'allShort Dawg's in thisVerse One: Too...
- Call Me Daddy
[Too $hort]Yeah baby you know whassupTryin to get this money girlI'ma take you out to Las Vegas, put you to workShow you how to get this real money, youknowhatI'msayin?Chorus: {singers} repeat 2XI can't wait til next...
- 2 Bitches
Hook: Pimp niggas don't pay a dime,I'm ***in 2 bitches at the same timeThen I hit the studio and I write a rhyme,I Call it "Tramp Hoes Aint Hard to Find"Verse 1:I took 2 bitches to a hotelI told em both "you know I...
- Nasty Rhymes
Hook:Too $hort why you say those nasty words?Too $hort why you say those nasty rhymes?How come you be dissin all us girls?Too $hort why you say those nasty words?It's like this bitchVerse 1:See I hit the studio ten...
- Gettin' It
That's right, album number ten, Short Dawg's in the houseIt's gettin close to the end y'all But we gonna kick it like this on the last albumVerse One: Too $hortNow let me holler at ya partner, spit this gamein you ear...
- Bad Ways
Ha-ha-ha it's goin down like this ma-***a!!Studd:Is the shit gone ever change, cause I be caught up in the middle of it,Click my pistol, and then in his ***in throat I shoved itGive me your money, and take that...
- Take My Bitch
Beyotch!!!That's the trademarkShort Dog in the houseAnd it don't stop to the beat babyVerse 1:Now take my bitch, she won't complain about shitCause I taught her well, she got game for a trick It aint hard to tell she...
- Never Talk Down
(Rappin' 4-Tay)You see you never talk down on a playerI spray a to break to your kneesYou best to say a prayerCause funk been a part of my life ever since the starting gateRemember me and my nigga $hort Dog way back...
- That's Why
*(Too Short talking)*Yeah we gettin real on this album y'all. You know I'm hearin all these rumors out here bout, they ran $hort Dogg up outta East Oakland. Nigga moved to Atlanta, ain't got no mo love in the town. I...
- *** My Car
Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippinI know it's my car bitch, you ain't trippinIt's your favorite color, on a lovely dayYou let me reach right over, and rub on your legI'm sayin all kind of shit, to make you...
- Buy You Some
Verse One: Erick SermonWhoo! Ah ah, ayahh, ahh ahh ahhAnd you don't stop, ahh ahh, word is bond, word is bondNow introducing the sound from the ghettoE Double and Too $hort, what the *** you thought?I come with the...
- Pimp Me
So what are you sayin Todd?So what are you sayin Todd?Beyotch!!Ha-ha-ha-ha yeah$hort Dog still in this motha***a for the nine-six,Like thisHere comes the ho with the big nuts, He's flowin like the breezeI said here...
- Survivin' The Game
Yeah Short Dawg in the houseSurvivin the game man, it ain't easy whenyou out here for uh ten years hanging with the cut-throatsback stabbers, playa haters y'know what I'm sayin?but I'm a bitch killa always was, and...
- I Must Confess
Hook:Girl I must confess, your love is the best,Cause all we wanna do is put this dick in youGirl I must confess, cause your love is the best,All we wanna do is put this up in youVerse 1:When I first saw you, I...
- Baby D
*(Too $hort talking)Eh yo Baby D, get yo lil***over here on tha mic man, an show these other lil niggaz, they can't *** wit the Dangerous Crew man, spit that shit, fo' $hort Dog.Verse 1- *(Baby D)*This is out fo...
- Hoes
You see some people like to play the dating gameMeet a new freak and ask "What's your name?"Wine and dine and waste all that timeSpending money on a hoe cause you think she's fineHolding hands at the movies, waiting...
- Step Daddy
- So You Want To Be A Gangster
* also appears on the O.S.T. "Juice"[Too $hort]So you want to be a gangster.. all that shitSmoke any mother***er, don't even tripYou be hard as hell, take whatever you wantPunk suckers wanna front -- they get...
- No Love From Oakland
Ain't no love in Oakland, bitchNiggas always talkin bout 'I love you'But ain't no love, bitch[ VERSE 1 ]Now it's a shame, I can't be saved by John the PopeI gotta be a pimp or sellin dopeCause in this town, it's goin...
- Intro: Shorty The Pimp
Standin on the corner, in a white Godfather hatHe drives a long black gangsta CadillacHe can steal broads nine man, three or fo' minutesIt's not how long you talk bruh, it's what you put in it Look out! For Shorty...
- Hoochie
[ INTRO ]Yeah, you know, it's like, ehm - I rapI got two platinum albumsI do a lotta concerts all over the placeI seen the groupiesThey do whatever you sayWhen you want it, how you want it, and where you want itBut I...
- It Don't Stop
Funky fresh on the mutha***in microphoneBitchAnd it don't stopTo the beat, babyOakland, California is in the houseBitch[ VERSE 1 ]I tell you, nobody does it better than Too $hortI got so many raps, I know you can't...
- Somethin To Ride To
-Ant Banks-Ahhhhhh shitNow let me warm it upI got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cupTo get smooth in the mood that I'm inSo lets start riding till this mother ***er endsAnd hit the main strip, where the hoes be...
- In The Trunk
It's onWhere they at, where they at, where they atI sold tapes every day me and Freddy BBeen famous since 1983Give me ten dollars, and you straight get blessedA rap all about you called the special requestOakland,...
- I Ain't Nothin But A Dog
I've been a dog ever since I was youngI saw The Mack and got all so sprungI couldn't help it, I had to be just like thatWith a stable of hoes and my pockets fatBut don't trip, I made up my mind when I was 17I ain't...
- I Want To Be Free (That's The Truth)
You think Oakland California is a city of punksIt only takes a second, to pop the trunkAnd just like that you know it's realYou're in the right damn town to get killedIt's all about the game, and nothin elseYou come...
- Chase The Cat
[Too $hort:]Why..Why..I'm a junkie, lookin through my bookI can't be cured, I know I'm hookedI gotta get out the house, I'm so hardChasin that cat all over the yardBut why, do I chase the cat?Been at it so long since...
- It's Your Life
[Too $hort]It's your life, don't be stupid dope.. {P-Funk sample}cause when you waste it..It's your life, don't don't be stupid dope.. {P-Funk sample}cause when you waste it..Nowwwwwwwwwwww I come from, the Oakland...
- Dead Or Alive
I heard there was a rumor Too $hort was deadWalked in the house and got shot in the headI know you don't believe it, if you do you're wrongHow can I die and rock it all night long?I'm Too $hort baby, spit that rapI...
- Ain't Nuthin But A Word To Me
Ain't Nuthin But a Word to Me
- Short But Funky
Verse 1:Life is too short but now it's kind of funkyI make the beats for me and my homiesNewspaper reporters and others always ask meWhy I'm X-rated and I rap so nastyWhen I was a teen I did nothing elseBut pick up a...
- Rap Like Me
Too $hort, MCRap like me, you'll go straight to the topKeep doing what you're doing and you're sure to get droppedLike a trick, nothing's even up my sleeveA million albums sold and it's hard to believeWell it's true...
- The Ghetto
Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghettoTrying to survive, trying to stay aliveChorus:The ghettoThe ghetto(Talking bout the ghetto)The ghettoThe ghetto(Funk funky ghetto)Even though the streets are bumpy, lights...
- Paula & Janet
Bitch! That's a trademarkI was at my house not doing anythingHalf past ten I heard the phone ringWhen I picked it up, I said "Hello?"The bitch spoke up and said "What's up ho?"I said, "Bitch, if you're fine it's my...
- In The Oaktown
(Verse 1):You hear me talking you know I'm from the O-A-KI tell it like it is and that's the only wayI'm the M the A the C the K I write my rhymes everydayNow all you one-rap rappers what are you doin'I got so many...
- Pimpology
(Pimp): All we want is the money(Pimp 2): I keep em' bro. Wake up one morning, and, with some moneyto spend, they go crazy.(Verse 1):I'm going to tell you a story in stereo,About the pimping game, that you should...
- Short Dog's In The House
"Moving up!" "East Oakland, yeah that's right" (Repeat 4x)Oakland, California, West Coast lifeYou either play the game or you smoke the pipeI became a rapper at the age 14No gold ropes, no diamond ringsBut look at me...
- Punk Bitch
Write a little save-a-hoe speech all these fake-ass hoes...Fake punk-ass bitches...Do you know what i mean?***in'em up like this, man...$hort Dog's in the house, bitch!She's a punk-ass bitch, hoe, tramp and a...
- Hard On The Boulevard
Sunshine, convertable topsYou call 'em rags, we call 'em dropsYou ride black walls, we ride VoguesYou got a girlfriend, we pimp hoesYou say I'm fake, I say you're smokingI'm just a mack named $hort from OaklandJust...
- Cussword
So you mother***ers thought I was gonna change my style? - So what are you saying Todd? To all you bitches, hoes, and all that shit Here's another rap that I'm ready to spit It goes like this, my name is $hort I'm...
- What's A Pimp
dam,, sometimes we lose some good onesyou knowthey dont really understand this playerismjust gotta break it down to em keep it real you knowim a pfl sworn to tha P.ii spent somany days with you so many nights its...
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