Tha Alkaholiks, also known as Tha Liks, was an American United States hip hop hip hop music group from Los Angeles, California. Since the early 1990s they have produced funky, upbeat, hedonism-themed party music with a hardcore hip hop edge, powered by the beats of DJ and producer music producer E-Swift (born Eric Brooks in Cincinnati, Ohio, USA) and the lively, comedic rhymes of J-Ro (born James Robinson in Los Angeles) and Tash... [read more] - Bullshit
[Featuring King Tee] Intro: J-Ro (Whooo! Hah hah!) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we kickin it Uhh uhh uhh we kickin it Yeah yeah we kickin it (Whooo!) Yeah yeah we kickin it Yeah, Cali in the house Huh, uhh, Fred in the...
- Last Call
Intro: Bartender and J-Ro Yo last call, last call, last call for alcohol! At two, you're through! {J-Ro} Ay bartendah! Bartender! {Bart} Yo whassup man? {J-Ro} Ay man, man let me get a... rummmmm an coke {Bart} Yo...
- Make Room
Verse One: J-Ro I knock em knock em out the park when other rappers are hitting bunts I'm a togger not a fogger step on hunts and don't do stunts I got SOUL POWER never took a cold shower Never had a girlfriend the...
- Mary Jane
Verse One: J-Ro Mary Jane, Mary Jane, Mary Jane You're always in my brain and you help me ease the pain Cuz when you're not around I just don't feel the same I can't be your one and only but I know you're not to...
- Likwit
Verse One: Tash I hang MC's with my noose, watch me get loose The nigga flippin more styles than Snapple got juice Cause I'm too hot to handle, got more soul in my pinky Than a niggy pickin his afro and I left the...
- Turn The Party Out
[Featuring Loot Pack] Intro: Tash Yeah, Tha Alkaholiks Ay J, I got a crew They called the Loot Pack And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all My man Jack is about to get fresh y'all Verse One: Loot Pack...
- Only When I'm Drunk
Intro: Tash, speaking to J-Ro Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man] Get up nigga, bust [I'm ***ed] Get up you gotta do your verse nigga [Aight I'll try it] Get up nigga! Verse One: J-Ro I get drunk...
- Who Dem Niggas
[Featuring Threat] Intro: I am Captain of Egor Hahahaha, this nigga is doin impressions! He's doin impressions! Hi Tremaine... Yo Threat, you ready? (yeah) Sup? Verse One: Threat Who is you nigga who is you? I know...
- Can't Tell Me Shit
Verse One: E-Swift I stop by the club, cuz it ain't shit else to do it I'm on the guestlist, it's E-Swift plus two Stepped to the bar, cuz, it's a bad habit Open mic night, so, the Liks gots to grab it Check the mic,...
- Soda Pop
Verse One: E-Swift Hoes on my nuts just because of my position Can't fade the bitches that's always bitchin Love to kick beats, rock rhymes on occasion Down with the niggaz that the hoes keep pagin Gimme gimme gimme...
- Nas Skit
[Nas Escobar] Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo' mother***in ear Knahmsayin, I be chillin 'round with the Alkaholik niggaz man Knahmsayin, them niggaz gettin drinks yo I be like, yo y'all I drink the Henessey shit...
- All Night
[J-Ro] Welcome to Tha Alkaholik function, yeah [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party...
- Funny Style
[Featuring King Tee] J-Ro: Yo, I'm from Killa Cali I wrote this rhyme in an alley The tall can MC stepping fresh out the valley I'm hella fresh comin straight through your chest I blow a hole in you soul, I'm...
- Tore Down
[Featuring Loot Pack] Stop, listen, what's that sound Likwid mother***ers came to tear the house down [Wild Child] Hey yo, last FreshFest we was rockin Good Times This LikwidFest I be bustin out rhymes When Loot...
- Hip Hop Drunkies
[Featuring Ol Dirty Bastard] [Tash] What's yo' name? What's yo' naaaaaame? [ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard... and I'ma Alkaholik [Tash] Yeah me too nigga [ODB] *singin some crazy shit* [Tash] You're now...
- Aww Shit
Chorus: Tash Now when you see me gettin drunk it's like "aww shit!" When you hear this likwid funk it's like "aww shit!" When I'm pushin through the crowd it's like "aww shit!" There goes CaTashTrophe, Tha...
- Keep It Pourin'
Intro: Check it. Pass it over here nigga, ha ha ha. Check it out, check it out. J-Ro: Yo, my name is J-Ro, I'm from the 8-1-8, straight Golden State All-time great, sorry I'm late (alright man) Back in high school, I...
- Rockin' With The Best
[Featuring Phil Da Agony] [Tash] Uhh... ahh, uhh uhh [J-Ro] Uhh, ah one two [Tash] Check it out [J-Ro] Ah one two and ah, ah one two [Tash] It's Tha Liks [J-Ro] Ah yes yes, you're now rockin with the best Yes yes,...
- Likwit Ridas
[Featuring WhoRidas] Intro: WhoRidas. Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas: Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklock With the master key, but the master key be me I assign chop from hot, like a cold on a...
- LL Cool J Skit
[J-Ro] Yo whassup whassup yo? Yo we got, we got Cool J in the house And you know, Ladies Love Cool James So yo yo yo yo, ay man What do you suggest I drink when I'm just chillin with a girl and I wanna get her open?...
- Commercial Skit
[Only When I'm Drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from Likwid Crew Records It's Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits [Daaam! playing in the background] Yes, Tha Alkaholiks have the shit that'll make you say......
- AA Meeting Intro
[Swift] Aiyyo man [J-Ro] Ay, what time we get out this mother***er? [Swift] Hey man, let me get a cigarette [?] Homey, yeah you was drunk [Swift] You don't hear me cat? Hello? Let me get a cigarette [meeting...
- Killin' It
[Featuring Xzibit] [Tash] Ahh, ahh I be killin it (why Tash?) cause I be feelin it I get money so no need for stealin it I work diligent beneath the Earth's soil where I write rhymes so fresh it's like I wrapped my...
- Contents Unda Pressure
Verse One: J-Ro I'm the beer rational outta national My cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravy Wsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-la the host wit the most, Im coast to coast like Aunt Peela the...
- Feel The Real
Intro: Tash Yo... who we got? Check it out, aiyyo Aiyyo, givin the women somethin they can feel, who we got? We got, we got, we got, we got, we got Tha Liks "If y'all niggaz can't feel me, then y'all niggaz ain't...
- Pass Out
[J-Ro] Ahh! Y'all niggaz finally came back with the beers! [Tash] We're the Alkaholiks in the house! [J-Ro] Slow***niggaz! [Tash] Hey let's pass out some of this brew James [J-Ro] Better have some 40's and tall...
- 20th Caller Skit
*phone rings three times* Congratulations, you're the 20th caller! Huh? Yo man, I don't wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit! Man y'all don't never play Tha Liks yo! Y'all play the same...
- Likwidation
Verse One: J-Ro And this is how we run it down the line E-Swift is second, I'm first to rhyme The bottle's half full, is it yours or mine Get a cup and we can get drunk, at the same time Put on your good clothes,...
- DeBarge Skit
Yo yo we bout to make this run man We got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the house El and James y'all What y'all drinkin on man? [DeBarge] Shit, oh you treatin? (yeah I'm treatin) Alright, I like, personally,...
- J-Ro Late Skit
[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man? [J-Ro] Man who got the bud man? [man] Hold on, hold on, we got a meetin...
- Captain Hook
Verse One: Tash I knew this nigga by the name of Captain Hook Who had a record deal but no lyrics in his book But everywhere you looked he had a poster for his single The one he bit the oldie track and stole the...
- Bottoms Up
Intro: Tash Yes yes yes yes yes yeah-he-ha-ha-ha! Back to drown ya'll mother***az! Who we got, we got, we got We got the Liks, we got the Liks, we got the Liks Cause MC's in ninety-five, MC's in ninety-five MC's in...
- 2014
(sample - "Back in the days I knew rap would never die" - KRS One) Verse One: J-Ro The year is 2004, people talk about war I had to hit the floor when the bombs began toopour Ten minutes ago I was mad cause my...
- The Next Level
Intro/Chorus: E-Swift Welcome to the next level The L-I-K-S, what makes them mother***ers so damn fresh Verse One: J-RO Youse a nigga everybody diss cause you can't bust this You got a bad name like Dick Butkis...
- WLIX
Intro: (first 0:52 -- small club, Liks performing live next 0:20 -- sounds of clinking ice cubes, drinks being poured) Voodoo - Alright, we're back on WLIX this is Voodoo and uh *chaos ensues* E-Swift - Aiyyo, they...
- Hit And Run
[Featuring Xzibit] [J-Ro] I pull up to front with a smash to the ground black duly Niggaz in the street gettin wild and unruly Digga B was in the front so he let me through the door I never get frisked so I pack a...
- All The Way Live
Verse One: Tash Caps get peeled rolling in my force field Like a nine with hollow points I keep rap flows that's ill So when you walkin down the block you better watch who you approachin I'm not your R&B singer, so...
- Let It Out
Intro: That's the Alkaholiks functions, conjunction junction The remix version for all the brothers out there that got shit on they chest and just wanna let it out [Tash] ANything you could do I could do fresher WHen...
- 21 And Under
Intro: Tash ("Yes yes y'all, and you don't stop" - repeat 12X) Hello Let me tell ya about the Liks See it *echoes* say it *echoes* Ah, yo Verse One: Tash I walked into a store I stepped straight to the freezer I...
- Daaam
[Featuring Xzibit] Intro Chorus: J-Ro Alkaholiks got the freaks that'll make you say [Daaam!] Alkaholiks got the freestyle to make you say [Daaam!] Alkaholiks got the rhymes that'll make you say [Daaam!] Everytime I...
- Flashback
The Baby Bubbas in the house We came here to party, so get up everybody (repeat 4X) Well my name is J-Ro I came to rock the world And my name is Lil Tone I got all the girls In the place to be is Devastating E And...
- Read My Lips
Intro: Back once again to wet up the whole area Check my style out Verse One: Tash Read my lips, my dick be makin bitches leave tips Castin shadows over battles like a lunar eclipse Cause the man that makes you jump...
- Coast II Coast
Intro: From city to city, coast II coast Friday night is the night they like to party the most (We came, to rock, for everybody) From city to city, coast II coast Friday night is the night they like to party the most...
- Off The Wall
Chorus: Get your back up off the wall And you can get it, get it, get it, get it (repeat 4X) Tash: I heard niggaz wanna know who flips the most hoes The R&B singers or the niggaz with flows So what I did was take a...
- Relieve Yourself
Uh! Uhhh, uh! It's gonna be that, it's fat Ah one-two and a I can't hold it in I gotta let it all out (ya don't stop) Let it all out, let it all out (ya don't stop) I can't hold it in I gotta let it all out (do the...
- No Hand Out
[Featuring Snaggle Puss] Verse One: Mad Lib, Xzybit Yo, look at the way you reactin I ain't on the microphone actin tough-actin like Tinactin Madden, dreamin like baddened Aladdin Families they get saddened, sisters...
- The Next Level (remix)
Verse One: J-RO bust this You got a bad name like Dick Butkus Welcome to the next level, of rhyme flowin Scratchin, hookin up beats, and hoe catchin Everytime I come home, I got fifty messages I only call back the...
- Daaam! (Swift Mix)
Intro: J-Ro There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one] Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay yo E-Swift [one two] It's the Alkaholik funk One two, ah...
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