Hey you, sittin' in the cornerCan't ya hear the jukebox playin'Everybody's up doing the two-stepAnd you're not even tappin' your toeWon't you let a lady buy you a cold brewLoosen you up a little more than you dare...

Well he shines like a penny in a little kid's handWhen he's out on a Saturday nightHe's a real go-getter and the best two-stepper you'll seeBut when I'm sittin' alone at a table for two'Cause he's already out on the...

Maybe tonight I'm gonna tell him how I feelMaybe I'll leave well enough aloneMaybe, just maybe, he'll want to be my babyWhat if he's got plans of his ownI'm waiting for the perfect momentLooking for the perfect...

The house next door just came up for saleShe's goin' home to mama - she says he can go to hellThe couple down the block is splitting up I hearAnd they're the third ones on our street this yearIt's just another day in...

I was into bein' out on my ownI could take love or leave it aloneThat's how you get when you're hurt to the boneOne too many timesI had this heart of mine locked awayI kept my guard up night an' dayI had enough of the...

Let's go girls!I'm going out tonight I'm feelin' alright Gonna let it all hang out Wanna make some noise really raise my voice Yeah I wanna scream and shout No inhibitions make no conditions Get a little outta...

I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alrightGonna let it all hang outWanna make some noise-really raise my voiceYeah, I wanna scream and shoutNo inhibitions-make no conditionsGet a little outta lineI ain't gonna act...

(When I first saw you, I saw love. And the first time you touched me, I felt love. And after all this time, you're still the one I love.) Looks like we made it Look how far we've come my baby We mighta took the long...

The car won't start, it's falling apartI was late for work and the boss got smart My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose My hair went flat, man I hate that (hate that) Just when I thought things couldn't get worse...

The car won't start-it's falling apartI was late for work and the boss got smartMy pantyline shows-got a run in my hoseMy hair went flat-man, I hate thatJust when I thought things couldn't get worseI realized I forgot...

Let me let you in on a secretHow to treat a woman rightIf you're lookin' for a place in her heartIt ain't gonna happen overnightFirst you gotta learn to listenTo understand her deepest thoughtsShe needs to know you...

I don't need a shrink to tell me what to think There ain't no missing link in my love life It's alright I ain't that upright I don't need a psychic 'cause I don't really like it When someone tries to tell me just...

Deep in Denialville Tryin' a' fight the way I feel I go jello when you smile I start blushin' my head rushin' If you stand too close to me I might melt down from the heat If ya' look my way one more time I'm gonna...

I woke up this morning with a buzz rollin' 'round in my brainI haven't been drinkin' but it feels pretty good just the sameIt must be contagious-looks like it's goin' aroundIt's cool once you catch it-you can't keep...

Black eyes I don't need 'em Blue tears gimme freedom Positively never goin' back I won't live where things are so out of w*** No more rollin' with the punches No more usin' or abusin' BRIDGE: I'd rather die...

~Verse 1~He drinks, he smokes, he cuss, he swears, he tells bad jokes and he ropes and he rides he lives life fast and he loves to fight hes a booser a loser he calls me up when hes had to much hes a skeemer a dreamer...

You can choose the channelWhen we?re watchin? the t.v.Oh, babe--it?s okayAnd you can pick the flavorWhen we?re orderin? ice creamI don?t mind--yeah, that?s fineI?d do--hoo--hoo--Anything for you--hoo--hooAh, it?s all...

I thought I might begin by fillin' you in--in case you didn't already knowI'll never forget how you got up and leftIn fact it was downright pretty lowThere ain't no way I wanna,you know I ain't gonnaTake you back, so...

I'm gonna hold on--'cause what I believe in is so strongNo matter how long, no oneCan tell me I'm wrong--I ain't goin' downI had a baby at fifteen--daddy never did forgive meI never heard from the guy againI had to...

It's 'bout as bad as it could beSeems everybody's buggin' meLike nothing wants to go my way - yeah, it just ain't been my dayNothin's comin' easilyEven my skin is acting weirdI wish that I could grow a beardThen I...

Must be MondayWhat A Dumb DayCan't Drag my Butt outta bedSomebody stop meI need another coffeeLike a whole in my headWhen everyday begins this wayGets ya down and can drive ya madThe daily grind can freak your mindbut...

I'll be there when you're sleepinAnd every hour you're awakeI wann hear your secrets--Wanna share your worriesWanna go the deepest--I don't wanna hurryI wanna take a lifetime toMemorize your faceWanna hold you...

I'm not sayin' I have all the answersAnd I don't care who's right or wrongI'm tryin' to pick up the pieces already fallenAnd put them back where they belongChorus:So slow down your horsesStop draggin' me aroundAnd if...

I'm not always strongAnd sometimes I'm even wrongBut I win when I chooseAnd I can't stand to loseBut I can't always beThe rock that you seeWhen the nights get too longAnd I just can't go onChorus:The woman in meNeeds...

Am I dreamin' or stupid?I think I've been hit by CupidBut no one needs to know right nowI met a tall, dark and handsome manAnd I've been busy makin' big plansBut no one needs to know right nowI got my heart set, my...

Whose bed have your boots been under?Whose bed have your boots been under?And whose heart did you steal I wonder?This time did it feel like thunder, baby?Whose bed have your boots been under?Don't look so lonelyDon't...

Every road had a rainbowAnd every wish had a starEvery tear had a shoulder to cry onAnd every night had guitarsBut every fool's a lonely foolAnd such a fool am I'Cause every night I think of youAnd every night I...

Mind if I sit down?Can I buy you a round?Haven't seen your face beforeAre you new in town?It's the same old lineOh every timeAre you hear alone?Can I take you home?Now every woman seesWith every "pretty please"There's...

Deep in DenialvilleTryin' a' fight the way I feelI go jello when you smileI start blushin'-my head rushin' If you stand too close to meI might melt down from the heatIf ya' look my way one more timeI'm gonna go out of...

"Ka-Ching"We live in a greedy little world--that teaches every little boy and girlTo earn as much as they can possibly--then turn around andSpend it foolishlyWe've created us a credit card messWe spend the money we...

Don’t wanna wait in line--uh, uhIt’s such a waste of time--uh, uh, uhWon’t find me on the couch--uh, uhSleepin’ like a slouch--uh, uh, uhI don’t like sittin’ down doin’ nothin’I’d rather spend my time doin’...

In your arms I can still feel the way youwant me when you hold meI can still hear the words you whisperedwhen you told meI can stay right here forever in your armsAnd there ain't no wayI'm lettin' you go nowAnd there...

Hallelujah, hallelujah,God bless the child who suffersHallelujah, hallelujah,God bless the young without mothersThis child is homeless,That child's on crackOne plays with a gun,While the other takes a bullet in his...