Screeching Weasel is an American punk band from Chicago, Illinois. They were formed in 1986 by Ben Weasel and John Jughead John Pierson (musician) . The band gained prominence in the early 1990s after signing a record deal with the East Bay East Bay (San Francisco Bay Area) punk label, Lookout! Records.
Since the band's formation, Weasel has been its only constant member, though Jughead was present in every incarnation of the band until... [read more] - Hanging Around
I walked around alone last nightand tried to look at people like I did back thenI kinda wanted to just hang outremind myself what it was all aboutabout everything I thoughtI shattered and left laying therethat didn't...
- Going Home
It's late t night and I can see you're tensewhen we both get off the busit's a *** shame we have to be raised to fear and mistruststrangers to you dangerous to you but it's necessarythey say you look at me with...
- Like A Parasite
Like a parasiteI wanna crawl all over youlike a parasitethink of all the cool things we could dolike a parasiteI wanna crawl all over youlike a parasiteI wanna lick you head to toelike a parasitecome now it's only me...
- Crying In My Beer
What will it take to make you happywhat will it take to stop your whiningwhat will it take to make you amscraywhat will it take to stop your cryingI know that you've been so bored since the Circle K closed downso if...
- Teenage Slumber Party
It's 12 o'clock on Friday Nightand everyone's asleep,We'll slip our sister's nightgowns onand creep across the street,Lovely wigs reveal our hairnow we're tip toeing up the stairsIt's operation underwear,And I can't...
- Jeannie's Got A Problem With Her Uterus
Jeannie's having problems with her ovariesshe's got trouble with her tubesif you go past her vagina and her cervixyou will find a completely empty roombecause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterusher uterus is...
- Joanie Loves Johnny
Let's go to Milwaukeesay hi to Mr. C.Fonzi Potsi Richie tooRalph's at Arnold's sniffing glueJoanie loves Johnny Joanieand Johnny kissChachi is getting pissedthese aren't very happy dayscause nobody's getting...
- It's All In My Head
Everywhere I went todayfour walls kept following me around laughing quietlythreatening to break down and leave me curled up screamingI watch them cackle like baboonsand snd smell the stench of their perfumethe've...
- Second Floor East
She falls asleep the same way every nightshe dreams of new worlds in the TV lightshe's lonely she's tired she's lonely she's cryingit makes her feel like something is going onit makes her feel like people are aroundto...
- One Step Beyond
It seems to me you shut outanything that might confusethe warped and twisted visionsof the narrow little paths you choosewe're all potential converts in your eyesI think instead you need to take one step beyondcause...
- Ain't Got No Sense
[Originally by Teenage Head]I hoard my dollars 'cuz I won't shareIt's a time to communicate, a time to be shrewdA time to liberate, a time to be rudeOH OH, OH OH, OH ain't got no sense, OH OH, OHMy mother kicked the...
- Slomotion
Take stock of the situationassess the comlicationsthat arise from our half truththe stage in this caseis just a tool to make it possiblefor you to justify your blighted worldviewI've got an answerf we don't need itwe...
- Sad Little Girl
Your smiley face is out of order todayeverything's wrong and you can't shut it offjust stop resistingyou'll never change anythingstart sharpening your clawsdon't try to live the way that you wantcause it's a lost...
- I'm Not In Love
Attention losers where's your girlfriendyou're no fun with all that dandruffor the last time this is your brain on rejectionget the pictureI'm not in lovefeeling thirsty feeling dirtymaybe your hands are in your...
- Automatic Rejector
He had a big mouthhe didn't know when to stophe said "maybe we'll see some action tonight from that bitch"but he was wrongshe's the Automatic Rejectorhe came up behind her and started grabbing her titssee his hands...
- I Was A High School Psychopath
I realy hated high schoolit was such a drageverytime I walked the hallsall the kids would call me a fagI dodn't care for physical edand I didn't care for historyI wanted to blow up my high school and take my G.E.D.I...
- What Is Right
gotta learn soon that things never last cause i'm a punk rock christian with a bug up my***gotta know now if it's all worth a fight cause if there's really a god then what else is right ? what is right [x4] gotta...
- Hardcore Hippie
who needs dayglo ? hey not me ! 27 morons living on a tree peace symbols, cheap, phony dime store beads half the time flippin out on lsd advocate non-violence you don't know how to fight stupid, unobjective cause you...
- Hey Suburbia
try and tell us our future's at stake we're gonna slam dance on your grave cause we don't give a shit about tomorrow you say we're a bunch of lazy bums we just wanna act stupid and have some fun cause we don't give a...
- Work
work i can't get up in the morning i feel like a sap like somebody's fool i work like a rat and i'm going insane i know it ain't right and i know it ain't cool so don't tell me what to do work do this get that i don't...
- Raining Needles
it's raining needles stuck in my head i wish i had stayed home in bed raining needles - help me guys ! in my hands in my eyes my throat was stabbed i gurgle blood i fall on needles in the mud in my head in my shirt in...
- My Song
don't wanna ruin your whole day but there's just something i gotta say you gotta understand it's hard and everyday it tears me apart don't wanna lose you to another guy i sit inside my room at night and think about...
- California Sucks
california sucks california sucks it's worse than old new york filled with scum + wealthy worms + stupid surfing dorks hot tubs and jacuzzi's and swaying green palm trees rockstars, assholes, sleazy broads + smog that...
- Experience The Ozzfish
i got a call last night from warren somebody told him his band is boring warren was crying, he felt so bad cause the punks don't like his bell-bottom pants experience the ozzfish i went to a party, brought a tape of...
- BPD
massacres, violence film at 10 media scumbags strike a gain shove a microphone in some poor guys face so your ratings can soar to outer space ken and barbie on location pretty newsman masturbation not a way to spend...
- K-Mart Blues
k-mart is the savings place i'd like to punch the customers in the face get pissed off when it ain't priced right cause the people who shop there ain't too bright
- I Wanna Be ***
i wanna be *** i wanna be *** i wanna walk around in my birthday suit no more funny looks about the way i dress i'll show the whole world my ***ness i don't need no hang-ups, i wanna be *** don't wanna make a...
- Cows
cows - they're comin near me hope they don't see me they can't defeat me oh please don't eat me ! cows - won't give you butter if you pull their udder cows now longer have sad eyes they won't be served with fries they...
- Wanna Die
i sit and watch the tv news to see if i can find some clues i know the world is all ***ed up but it looks so slick in a one minute spot wanna die i don't wanna live i go to school - what a *** joke tellin me...
- Say No To Authority
i like ronald reagan he teaches me to be a man he shows me how to pull a scam in the name of uncle sam i like edwin meese the third he tells me how to spend my time keeps nasty thoughts far from my mind so that i...
- Jock Punk
gonna whip you with a towel gonna whip you with a towel you don't know you look totally lame you're a jockpunk man it's a ***in shame you're startin fights with people weaker than you come over here and i'll pound on...
- I Hate Led Zeppelin
robert plant is a slimy *** john bonham man, he really sucked those greedy ***ers, those phoney shits they made their money off idiots i hate led zeppelin 12 dollar concerts were all the rage they bought cocaine for...
- Clean Cut Asshole
you gotta lotta nerve lookin down your nose at me label me the dregs of a nice society peoples parents like you and girls all shout your name but you're a clean-cut asshole to me you're all the same listening to...
- Don't Touch My Car
hey you - you're a blonde what you say is always wrong hey look - you can sprint don't you know you're in like flint don't touch my car hey you - you're a star if we are we went too far hey look - i sing a song don't...
- 7-11
one minute past midnight and i need some cigarettes see the big sign comin up my heart starts pounding fast everything you could want is in this little shop burritos are 6,99 free coffee for the cops 7-11 [x3] there's...
- High Ambitions
i wanna live with madonna i wanna lick oprah i wanna go to hollywood i wanna be a material man i have high ambitions i wanna write puzzles for wheel of fortune i want god to make my bed i wanna go deep sea fishing i...
- March Of The Lawnmowers
you always wanted a real nice lawn now your whole back yard is gone too bad you tried to cut your grass too bad that you ran out of gas you drank just one too many beers now it's in your car and back to sears it ate...
- Society
i can't stand your right wing phonies i don't like you congress cronies you spend your days at shopping malls you buy guns 'cause you don't have any balls society makes we want to puke america - love it or leave it i...
- Leave Me Alone
you are so ***ed up don't even talk to me don't know what you're talking about get the *** away from me leave me alone - don't wanna hear your voice don't wanna hear a sound - just leave me alone you love alcohol...
- I Can't Stand Myself
i'm immature - i talk a lot i'm a lying, cheating little snot i smell bad - i don't comb my hair i steal from work - i don't fight fair girls are repulsed by the sight of me i slouch and i don't brush my teeth don't...
- Murder In The Brady House
bobby brady's dealing crack - marcia's on the pill mike's in bed with alice + sam sells dog chops at his meat shop greg is trying on garter belts and peter spent 3 nights in jail murder in the brady house because jan...
- Wavin Gerbs
i was there alone one day me, fred and my microwave fred was a gerbil just the same i was feeling quiet insane 60 seconds set on high kiss my gerbil fred goodbye watch old freddy run and run he went kaboom! just like...
- Bates Motel
got 12 rooms 12 vacancies you can do just what you please just don't get mother to irate and don't ever call me master bates a man should have a hobby, true but i got so bored i needed something to do so i sharpened...
- Ashtray
i can't pay the rent, the 20 bucks i made last week's already spent the landlord's at the door and there's dried beer and cigarette butts on the floor can't seem to go to work and let some ***er treat me like a piece...
- Identity Crisis
you got an identity crisis who are you and what do you believe and why do you care what i think well i believe that you're taking up space so make up your mind right now or get on your way so many verses and so very...
- Plastic Bag
you say i need help you're gonna read me the riot act i'm stuck in the refrigerator of your ignorance well i don't wanna be here today i don't wanna be here anyway i don't wanna suffocate in a plastic bag i'm stuck...
- Pervert At Large
creeping in the bushes spying on old ladies he's a trembling psycho fingering his wallet drooling like a baby waiting for the homos prancing all around in his garter belt and panties remembering the catholic...
- The First Day Of Winter
the days are shorter now but you remember now i just wish that you weren't remembering that way you're gonna kill yourself everything is gray everything is not okay and i can't talk to you until i see some light and...
- Speed Of Mutation
it only seems to happen at three or four a.m. some blurry half formed picture of some half forgotten friend becomes clear but i can't hold it ti happens in my dreams i can't remember what it was that meant so much...
- Dummy Up
They want the truth but they keep on drawing blanksDummy up, dummy up, uh-ohThey torture you, you're not giving up the factsDummy up, dummy up, uh-ohThey can't make you tell the truth, tell the truth, uh-uh uh-uh...
- Breaking Point
do you ever shut up do you ever shut up why not gossip about martina hingis you can rhyme her name with cunnilingus "the u.s. open's a piece of piss when you're a little swiss miss" she's at break point this song's...
- We Are The Generation X
my generation is full of shit my generation don't give a shit about nothing my generation puts on an act but my generation will sell its***like it's nothing 'cause my generation's nothing my generation is fat and...
- Only A Test
will i get locked up in the mental ward am i headed for a straitjacket or am i just bored is it genetics or is it me pulling my hair out wondering what does a nervous breakdown look like sometimes these things heal as...
- Your Morality
i'm happy that you're so appalled you don't stand for anything at all just listento your bitching whining accusations your petty provincialism i don't think i wanna be subject to your morality so safe inside your...
- Outside Of You
so this bad joke comes to an end i can't believe that we were friends i don't know what you think about me do you really think that you're superior to me outside of you is where i'll be outside of you's where you'll...
- I Don't Give A ***
i'm on a mission i'm in position i'm on a *** roll you ain't seen nothing i'll show you something out of *** control i don't go back because my back's against the wall solutions don't mean shit to me 'cause i...
- Burn It Down
and now i wonder what's going on and who's really in another world while you're asleep the makeup you're wearing runs down your face like so many tears watch them piss away any hope for change any hope for anything...
- Count To Three
i've had it with you and your friends i got eyes in the back of my head get the *** away from me or i'll put you right over my knee count to three i'll ruin all your fun count to three and then you better run count...
- Dirty Needles
if you're gonna shoot up please don't use somebody else's needles 'cause you don't know where that somebody has been oh no if you're gonna use junk please don't be a dirty cotton kid because you might end up with aids...
- She's Giving Me The Creeps
she's giving me the creeps the girl i knew is dead she says her armpits are hairy cause it's natural so why does she shave her head? her legs are hairy logs and she's got earings in her face what's with this hippy...
- I Wanna Be A Homo***ual
I've got a little lisp, and I've been working on my limp wrist.Women are a drag, I think I wanna be a faggot, man.A mincing ninny, prancing fairy, merry little queen.A Bruce Labruce wet dream, a Nancy Boy with wings.I...
- Six A.M.
i know that the things that i say arent too cool but i feel like im w***ed out on high octane you we walked and we talked in ??? park im flippin my wig over you i laid on the floor wonderin what i should do i couldnt...
- The American Dream
oh say can you see the star spangled banner flying can you see everyone holding hands and brightly smiling well i see rioting and i see bodies in the streets in the future of the american dream i can see the american...
- Good Morning
the sun is up good morning to me it's gonna be a perfect day while everybody else sleeps i've got a smile on my face because i know i'm alive it's a feeling inside that words just can't describe and i can see all the...
- The Girl Next Door
white girl living in the big city in a big apartment hoouse she's living with her boyfriend nw she drives off every day for school and work she washes dishes now and watches tv on the pull out couch and every day's...
- Celena
celena looks at me and asks me if i know what's on tv and now she wants to know what's wrong with me and why i allways have to be so mean. celena wants to know, why i never seem to want to go to all the things her...
- I Fall To Pieces
i fall to pieces each time i see you again i fall to pieces how can i be just your friend you want me to act like we've never kissed you want me to forget pretend me never met and i've tried and i've tried but i...
- Around On You
you think you've got something over some kinda thing over me well there's gonna come a day when i can leave it all behind if you'd open up your eyes you'd see that doing all the stupid things that you do means there's...
- Chainsaw
sittin' here nothin' to do sitting here thinking only of you but you never get out of that chell never get out of that sitting here nothing to do sitting here thinking only of you but you never get out of that shell...
- Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue
now i wanna sniff some glue now i wanna have something to do all the kids wanna sniff some glue all the kids wanna have something to do 1234 now i wanna sniff some glue now i wanna have something to do all the kids...
- Radio Blast
the product you're trying to sell isn't going over too well with me and i just wanna see it explode the stations have the feel of the pulse of the nation and i'm losing my lunch it's a rip off and i wanna see it...
- Goodbye To You
goodbye to you and the stupid things you do goodbye to you goodbye to everything that you do goodbye to you it's always goodbye to you
- I Need Therapy
i need therapy i need therapy i need therapy oh yeah i need therapy i need therapy oh yeah my girlfriend left today when i said "but i love you babe" she just kicked me in the face oh yeah i'm so depressed - i need a...
- Something Wrong
another night another town another gig another day of f.r. asking what the frig? another stupid girl another ***ed up little world now i'm out of cigarettes another 15 hour drive through nowhereland another 27 bucks...
- Stab Stab Stab
i'm sick of this room and i'm sick of you i won't ever break there's only two of you there's two of me too you can't ever win why won't you die i've got something on you there's nothing you can do i know where the...
- Punkhouse
if you need a place to stay welcome to the punk house it's a party every day living in a punk house stay awhile and sit and smoke a cigarette la la la la thers's always something happening here when you're in a punk...
- Mary Was An Anarchist
mary was a girl with a cause she was simply fed up mary moved out to berkeley and stuck pins her face as a sort of statement against oppression of her *** mary took a walk in the park with a sign in her hand mary...
- Don't Turn Out The Lights
Don't turn out thelights tonightI need a can of RaidAnts will crawl inside my earsand nibble on my brainThere's something by the windowand it wants to get insideand it's waiting for the darkso it can eat me up...
- Slogans
Words are stirringyour anger's burningYou could really use aslogan right nowEighteen and feeling pretty meancause you're sick and ***tired out being pushedaround and aroundUp and *** downYou wanna...
- I Can See Clearly Now
I can see clearly now, the rain is goneI can see all obstacles in my wayGone are the dark clouds that had me blindIt's gonna be a bright, bright, sun shiny dayI think I can make it now, the pain is goneAll of the bad...
- Guest List
I was hanging out at the showfeeling like a fat potatoI don't know what I'm doing hereI saw her at the door andshe looked as bored as meso I got her inI put her on the guest listat the show and now I getto watch her...
- Cindy's On Methadone
Cindy's on methadoneshe's through with the syringeCindy's on methadoneshe's off on heroinCindy's on methadonewe're glad to have her homeShe slept in vomit nowshe sleep on methadone but shestopped ripping off her...
- Teenage Freakshow
- My Brain Hurts
Time gets wasted every dayI watch the minutes tick awayMy brain is melting like achocolate ice cream barLike characters on TVthese people look like maggotsto me and I wonder what thehell is wrong with meMilk fed...
- Making You Cry
I'm sick of putting you downpushing you aroundI'm tired of making youfeel like you are an eelI tend to open my yapand make you feel like crapand I think you oughttakick me out on my asscause I'm tired of making you...
- Veronica Hates Me
She always has something tosay to ruin an otherwise nice dayShe always has to start a fightShe doesn't like the way I thinkShe don't understand why i mustdrink to go out on Friday nightBut I know what she's doingI...
- What We Hate
There isn't destinyThe way things goI don't think soThe changes that alter usare a product of our own volitionand we become what we hateIt's not hard to figure outthat you're scared whenyou act so much betterYou're...
- The Science Of Myth
If you've ever question beliefsthat you hold you're not aloneBut you oughtta realize thatevery myth is a metaphorin the case of Christianityand Judaism there exist thebelief that spiritual matters areenslaved to...
- Kamala's Too Nice
She took me intoher lovely homeCalled Nicaragua on the phoneread Art of Loving by Erich FrommeShe made enchiladas for me manI won't take advantage of herand I won't even ask herto book my bandKamala's too niceI'm such...
- Fathead
Why don't you beat itwhy don't you go awayYou smelly butt why don't you go awayYou're just a turd whydon't you go awaySit on it nerd why don't you go awayDummy dummy dummy dummy dummydummy why don't you beat itwhy...
- I Want To Be With You Tonight
I just know your namebut still just the sameI see you in my dreams at nightI see you in my food when I eatI see your pretty mug I think thatI'm in loveIf you kissed me I would blow upIf you kissed meyou would throw...
- Gotta Girlfriend
i don't have a social life and she don't care. i like staying home at night and she don't care. maybe the other kids won't point and laugh no more- gotta gotta gotta girlfriend. we can stay in bed all day and she...
- 21 Months
i tried to act as if i cared. i tried to act as if i didn't want to get out. i wasn't careful what i asked for and i got it but i hung on for 21 months. 49 days sitting, standing, not sleeping and going crazy in a...
- Pauline
she was cute but not too cute, an average girl in combat boots. she photographed the punk rock bands that came through town. another time, another place, another fist aimed at my face. but now and then i wonder if...
- I Wanna ***
i wanna sweat, i wanna scream, i wanna make you my wet dream come true. i wanna take you on. a little lip, a little teeth and maybe just a little bit of bleed. i want blood- i'm a *** animal right now. i wanna...
- The Edge Of The World
alone, awake again at three a.m. and i can't get her off my mind. the girl in question's not just any girl- she makes me feel like i'm alive. but i will stay here waiting silently and wish this wasn't how it has to...
- I Love You
i love you and you know i always will. i want you and i love you and you know i always will. i love you, yes i do and you know i always will. i want you and i love you and you know i always will. i love you. i love...
- Erection
there's something wrong, i'm not getting it on and i'm definitely not getting off. the only action that i've seen in three months was when the doctor said "turn your head and cough." erection, erection it's hard....
- Don't Want It
i sit alone inside my room 'cause i don't want it. waiting now for something new 'cause i don't want it. everybody's already nostalgic for the 90's- i don't want it. too many people know too much, well i don't want...
- Too Worked Up
each night i see her there. the window shows her there. but she said it's all-right if i watch her every night as she lays down and goes to work while i hope for a glimpse of what she will not let me have between her...
- Molecule
my room's the universe. i lay here on the floor and look up at the stars and my mind is fine for a little while. my room's the universe. i sit and play guitar and my gut isn't hurting now. i lay down. i breathe in and...
- Six Percent
don't let anyone tell you you better grow up soon or face the consequences of a life not planned out. that's exactly what you need. i'm here to tell you leave the bullshit you've been taught behind and find out for...
- Message In A Beer Bottle
now whenever it rains i walk outside. i don't stay out of the rain; it feels just right. sentimental drunk- heart exploding with love- trying so hard to hold on. perfect moments make everything else look fake. wanna...
- Cat-Like
i am cat-like; i can prowl and pounce all night. i am cat-like; i can climb to any height. but when i finally reach the top and realize i can't get down, i need some help; a little help! i am cat-like; perfect vision-...
- You're Sorry Now
and i want you to finally look me in the eye. and i want you to say the words- apologize. because there's still a part of me that wants you down there on your knees. i wanna watch you cry as you apologize. and i know...
- I'll Stop The Rain
are you waiting out ther for me? do you have a little hope still? well, i haven't given up yet. i still feel like i can change the world and start with me and you. i can make the sun come out at will. i can make the...
- Things Seem All ***ed Up Today
the girl i fell in love with isn't home. it's my own fault i'm miserable, alone. and things seem all ***ed up today again. it's stupid when her voice can make you smile. it's stupid when your heart clouds up your...
- Bottom Of The Ninth
you've gotta have love in your heart and you've gotta have pain in your life and you've gotta have some vision and confusion for some peace of mind. you've gotta respect what you can't control 'cause you'll never even...
- You're The Enemy
i stand here bored and look at you. clapping like monkeys in the zoo. a horde of maladjusted miscreants all pumped and primed. just what could possibly be limping through your one-track minds? i can't believe you...
- More Problems
You were once a nice suburban girlUntil mom and dad gave you their special loveYou wanted to tell them something personalBut the exact words you couldn't think ofSo you cut and dyed your hairDuring an overdose of...
- This Ain't Hawaii
The girls are on the beach in their string bikinisThe guys are struttig proudly showing off their weeniesTop 40 garbage spewing expensive radiosAs they primp their pampered bodiesAnd put schnozzguard on their noseThis...
- I Love To Hate
Love to hate I love to hateDeck the halls with Sharon TateLove to hate I love to hateAssasinate, decapitateI need a dog that I can kickI need some to make me sickThe girl that fills me with disgustWill be the object...
- Sunshine
It might seem like we're not the only ones to tell youBut who's in charge of your destinySome dumb ***er or is it you knowIt's not what's in between your legsBut what's inside your head that countsYou say you're...
- Used Cars
Used cars [x4]No money down sounds good to meGot monthly payments til I'm 93Used cars [x4]I stopped to look and now I ownA school bus and a '71 OldsSCREAMS OF DISBELIEFZero percent financingI thought I had a stealThen...
- Professional Distribution
So you've heard we got the buzzWe'll be so famous with you behind usWill you market us professionally?Can we be part of the music industry? PLEEZ????We are the crue and we don't need you [x2]Cause we don't like youAnd...
- We Skate
We skate - we are coolWe skate - we are straightWe skate - helluv rawWe skate - *** the lawWe are skaters tired and trueLookout we'll run over youWe skate - we are coolWe skate - we can moshWe skate - thrashin' madWe...
- Police Insanity
Another cop another gunAnother way to end my funAnother *** power gameHate in Law enforcement nameBlack and white or gold and blueMy good time is a job for youDo you enjoy the fear you causeBy pulling out your...
- Hunter
God's creatures carcassesLaying all aroundSome stupid hick shot them all downNot for food, not for life, just for *** funI can't wait to see the day when animals carry guns, when animals carry guns
- American Suicide
Black asphalt rolling mile after mileGetting bruised in awe and honorRunning out of things to sayMachine chaos and custom fitted cancerSearching for an answerSuburban kiddies' fearWhen your pager reads 911American...
- Love
I don't wanna call you and take you to the showI don't wanna go on dates with youAnd write you sappy notesCause I don't need the hasslesI don't need the headaches tooAnd I don't wanna be in love with you [x4]I don't...
- Zombie
You left me there at the shopping mallYou left me standingAll I had was some potato chips, a can of warm beer, and a face full of zitsThen a barrel full of slime rolled over meI was burningSo now I am the living dead...
- Runaway
As I walk along I wonder what went wrongWith our love, a love that was so strongAnd as I still walk on I think of the things we've donetogether, while our hearts were youngI'm a-walking in the raintears are falling...
- My Right
My right to say what I wantAnd think the way I wanna thinkMy right I wanna speak my mindMy right to yell my right to screamMy right no one's ever gonnaTell me what I have to doI'll live the way I wantI don't care...
- Supermarket Fantasy
i went through the automatic doors my shopping cart ran in to hers our eyes met for a second, then she turned away and after just a little while i went in to the canned goods aisle and there she was just standing...
- Nicaragua
I don't give a *** about nicaraguaI don't give a shit about the PresidentI don't care about suburban white kidsTrying to show they've got compassionPolitics are boringPolitics are *** boringPhilosophizing...
- I Believe In UFO's
I believe in UFO'sBaldheaded men with goldfish bowlsTied securely round their waistsObserving us from outer spaceI believe in UFO's [x4]Men from space invade my dreamsSimply confirming my beliefsThe government will...
- Holy Hardcore
Holy harcore jesus christKnocking our religious lifeLive by Crass, die by the swordWe're punk rock servants of the lordYou say that all you want is peaceThe Bible preaches anarchyYou say that God does not existYou...
- Psychiatrist
Johnny got upset and drank a bottle of Sea BreezeMommy figured out he wasn't too happyThe family looks nice beu they're rotting insideThey all hate eachother but nobody knows whySo they go to the shrink he says,...
- Mad At The Paper Boy
Mad at the papaer boy that little nerdCan't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerpHit me in the head with the Daily SunThen he laughed like a maniac, the smart***runtMad at the paper boy [x4]Mad at the paper boy,...
- Stupid Over You
Madonna I'm in loveIt dosen't make too much senseBut when I saw you on TVThis sounds so ridiculousBut I can't help the way I feelWhen I look at your chubby faceSandra I don't understandHow you always do itThe world's...
- Dingbat
She's a dingbat [x2]Always walking in to treesWakes me up to ask if I'm asleepSits around stares in to spaceOh God I hate her face cause she's a dingbatHer dumbness really bothers meBrainless questions constantlyI...
- Handcuffed To You
it's been so long since that magic trick went wrong and chained me to you and i wanna get out please find the key cause i really gotta pee and i'm sick of having to hold it i'm tired of trying to write with my left...
- You'll Be In My Dreams Today
i don't think that i'll ever forget the way you looked tonight forever in my mind i gave you stolen flowers and you gave me your last cigarette you'll be in my dreams today you showed me your new tattoo showed me all...
- Your Name Is Tattooed On My Heart
well i know that our love is for real but i thought you should know how i feel so you're not going anywhere won't fad away cause your name is tattoed on my heart and i'll always be true don't forget that i don't...
- It's Not Enough
things are getting worse it's not working out everything is coming up upside down nothing ever changes it's a stupid waste and i give up it's not enough people say tomorrow's another day if that's true why does it all...
- Cool Kids
There's a real cool club on the other side of townWhere the real cool kids go to sit aroundAnd talk bad about the other kidsYeah it's a real cool club and you're not part of itThere's Millie, Pickles and Pattycakes...
- Stupid Girl
stupid girl i've had enough of all of your whining stupid girl i've heard enough of all of your crying don't scream at me and get all mad he's the one who treats you oh so bad stupid girl i understand that nobody...
- (She Got) Electroshocked
she got electroshock therapy fifty thousand volts way outta control she got electroshock therapy a hundred thousand volts way outta control and hey whaddya know it wasn't much of a joke she got electroshocked she got...
- Phasers On Kill
what to do a spaceship crew came crashing through my house captain kirk the stupid jerk punched me in the mouth why'd you pick this place you came from outer space if you're sleeping on my couch then you'll do what i...
- You Blister My Paint
i don't know what you're doing to me but i don't think it's the way it should be and i don't know what i'm doing i don't know what you're doing i don't know why you're picking on me but i know that's not the way it...
- The First Day Of Summer
seasons will change and so will you i've seen the signs a million times before you try so hard to keep your cool what's the matter with today you're always planning something and that something's always twenty years...
- Get Off My Back
you're outside looking in poking your finger at me and you know that's a really good way to lose that thing but i'm not gonna bite this time cause i know that you think you're right but the facts of the case indicate...
- I Will Always Be There
you keep on trying too hard to make something work out you're so afraid of your own loneliness and doubts i've had to stand by so many times while you got burned and i hope someday you'll finally learn that i will...
- I Wrote Holden Caulfield
I loved you for the minutewhen you decided to tell me the truthI heard you and that night I cried for youI know that you're alone just like everyone else in the worldDon't tell me that things don't get better'cause...
- Kathy Isn't Right
She took every single pill in the cabinetShe fell down we cleaned her upbut what a messKathy isn't right todayShe broke out the other dayand ran away from the mental hospitalLately she's becoming just a little bit...
- Surf Goddess
It could have happened to anyonebut it happened to meI fell in love with a west coast girlan amazon in ripped jeansLooking out at Lake Michiganwishing that I was thereShe's hanging ten out in Hollywoodtwo thousand...
- I Hate Your Guts On Sunday
I hate your guts on Sundayno other day of the weekI hate your guts on Sundaybut Monday morning you look so sweetI hate your guts on Sundayand I'm not even sure why'cause I love your guts on Friday nightYou gotta go...
- Burnout Girl
I walk by your house while you're laying in bedThoughts of rescuing you race through my headI'd rip my heart out of my chestand hold it for you to inspectand while the blood dripped down our handswe could kissThe...
- Planet Of The Apes
Planet of the apes you're a primatePlanet of the apes you're what I hateThis orangutuan is a one man gang a big fat***baboonPlanet of the apes you are so wrongPlanet of the dinks here comes King Kong ding dongYou're...
- Kathy's On The Roof
She's got a place to go when she gets sadShe opens her window and sits on the roof whenever she is feeling badShe's sick of these rulesand she's sick of this worldand she's totally sick of her lifeShe says the mundane...
- Degenerate
In your beady eyes I don't make the sceneWell your right if being part of your teenage soap opera'swhat you meanDegenerate degenerateEncapsulated with all the other creepsIn another lame quest to be this month's kings...
- Time Bomb
Joined at the hip again with him tonightYou're almost invincible aside from all the nods and smilesbut I know that you're gonna blow up'cause you're a time bombAll set to go offyou're a time bomband nothing can stop...
- Nobody Likes You
Nobody likes youyou are such a dragNobody likes youyou are such a bratNobody likes youyou see Nobody likes younot meNobody likes youyou're ugly dumb and meanEveryone hates you pass the DramamineNobody likes you you...
- If I Was You
So if you were in my shoesyou're saying that you would basically have it madeWell if I was in your bootsI'm telling you I would be making things my wayI'd take what's mine if I was youYou'd never catch me killing...
- 99
I think of you every minuteof just about every other dayIt's funny but the tvdosen't seem to make my thoughts about you go awayEvery time I think of youI start to follow cluescan't call you from my shoe99The bathtub...
- Blitzkrieg Bop
Hey ho, let's goHey ho, let's goHey ho, let's goHey ho, let's goThey're forming in a straight lineThey're going through a tight windThe kids are losing their mindsThe Blitzkrieg BopThey're piling in the back...
- Night Breed
this used to be a place where we could walk the streets unrestricted by imaginary fears things didn't seem to be so complicated then til you polluted everything that we had here our little secret was exposed for all...
- Compact Disc
that thing you're listening to is called a compact disc it's method of conveying sound it's square outside inside it's round that thing you're listening to is a digitally accurate reading of the numbers that make up...
- Racist Society
did you know that you live in a racist society did you know you're the privileged class and everybody else is essentially taking it up the***did you know that you could be free did you know that's not the way it has...
- Hey Asshole
hey asshole you know your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk hey asshole what about all the fat little teenage boys you *** hey asshole aside from dealing coke and lsc what have you done dick hey...
- D.I.Y.
d.i.y. why because we hate you and the dumb look on your face d.i.y. why because your band's another weak charity case our shows should be five bucks or less, we'll do it for the kids two legs good, mtv bad and major...
- The Last Janelle
you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly post messages on aol but don't...
- Inside Out
Now everything you're telling me rips me upI swear I wish I'd make myself shut you upI've got a list here of things we talked aboutThe ugliness you see's just me inside outAnd what I just don't knowIs what I think...
- Cancer In My Body
I know that they're inside meWaiting to multiplyAnd I want them out of thereI've got a butcher knifeI'll keep cutting 'til I find them'Cause I want them out of thereI don't care if you don't careThere's a cancer in my...
- Totally
Totally cool that your hair is blueI totally drool when I think about youTotally neat totally sweetTotally knocked me off my feetTotally rad but it's too badYou're not aware of all my plansI totally lust when I see...
- Thrift Store Girl
Well she's a thrift store girlYeah she's a beautiful loserShe'll switch price tags for meSometimes meet me for coffeeAnd I don't think she does thatFor anyone but meShe dresses me for absolutely nothingJust 'cause she...
- Leather Jacket
I wanna tell you what's on my mindAnd i wanna bill you for wasted timeAnd wasted cigarettes that quenched your fixAnd wasted spit I left there upon your lipsI'm getting used to the fact you leftAnd I'm getting used to...
- I, Robot
I am a robotI might be paranoidBut I'm a living breathing humanoidI am a rhombusI plod around like doughAnd I'm secure in everything I knowAm I AmericanBlue metal under skinNo I'm not humanI am a robotI never have a...
- I Don't Wanna Be Friends
Susie's bugging me againI better take my ritalinI'm about an inch away from smacking herShe wants to tell me what to doI'm really not in love with youI've had it up to here with your obnoxiousnessDon't play little...
- Peter Brady
Don't you see that peopleWill like you for who you are'Cause like is like a sitcom, a senior promAnd I'm OK and you're OKGrade A - 10-4 - roger - over and outListen up - check it outThere's something ugly inside of...
- Claire Monet
Claire Monet I heard someone sayIt's been so long since the last time I heard her nameI learned a lot from herYeah she was singularThe one day she got marriedThat's the last we saw of herI can't remember her face at...
- Panic
A voice inside my head is screamingMetaphorically I meanI'm certainly not crazyI don't think I'm all that crazyBut you see this pressure's getting to beJust a bit too much for meI'm feeling it all over and I wish it...
- Three Sides
Three sided to every stupid questionThree sided to everything you seeThree sided to every stupid questionThree sided to everythingI've had enough of you and you and you
- I'm Gonna Strangle You
What I wanna say I'm gonna say to youAnd what I wanna do I'm gonna do to youAnd if you should decideThat you don't like it - get outWhen I wanna talk I'll talk all over youAnd when I wanna walk I'll walk all over...
- Rubber Room
Everything around me is turning into shitAnd I don't know what to doEveryone I know is having a fit'Cause I haven't got a clueI don't know who I amPatience is wearing thinI think my head is caving inI don't wanna live...
- A New Tomorrow
We don't believe in god or jesus christ anymoreWe don't need colleges to validate our lives anymoreWe don't need twelve steps to show us how weak we've become anymoreWe don't need to buy into a system that offers...
- Trance
I haven't left the house in going on three daysThe air in here is getting stale but I don't know if I can takeAnother violent jab at the panic button on my brainI'm not snapping out of it and i wanna wanna wanna...
- Every Night
I'm not feeling human anymoreHalf connected all the timeEach night I document the things I've doneThe pointless points I've made for stupid reasonsEvery night I'm always the sameYou're pounding on my brainTonight and...
- Falling Apart
I'm in a dream because everything seemsLike it's moving through some kind of fogI try to explain but the words come out strangeAnd I don't know what I'm doing wrongCause I'm in my own world and you're not a part of...
- Static
static it almost has you begging for a gun to put to your head static cryogenics for the mind crawling for the safety of your bed static another strip mall solution for the endless insanity static deliberate...
- 2-7 Split
we spend so much time together you would think that we could talk about it you would think that we could try to work together just one time all of my accusations don't add up to anything not to mention all of yours a...
- Last Night
where were you last night when i needed you just to be around me for a while last night the worns crawled in the worms crawled out they tap-danced on my snout like i'd already died last night last night buildings...
- Acknowledge
i am alive i am here i am now i acknowlege the fact of my life i am alive breathing walking and smiling acknowledge the fact of lmy life there's a big big world out there thime that i stepped in 'cause i'm getting...
- The Scene
i am here not by choice but by my birth for so many years i doubted my own worth it's no coincidence i ended up where i'm at now i'm here to tell you that you can't kick me out 'cause i'm a permanent part of this...
- Regroup
if you look at the world with an objective eye then it's obvious that things have gone all wrong in the world and you can't help but ask yourself is there anything that i can do to ease the suffering and pain or will...
- Let Go
too many paths to choose from so many already gone too many chances to worry about what's done i'm tired of playing it over inside my head as if i will forget too many thoughts in my head about where i've been and...
- Bark Like A Dog
they say that i'm insane i don't play their little games the crazy weasel doesn't ever leave his house creeps around his apartment watches tv on the couch he's total wacked it's just that i've had my fill cheap easy...
- On My Own
once upon a time it thought i wouldn't see tomorrow fist clenched eyes wide open waiting for someone to follow alcohol and sedatives just kept it all at bay no *** or drugs or rock and roll could nake the living hell...
- Passion
passion emotion too concerned with looking like a fool action devotion sick of eveybody acting cool every morning i wake up and realize i don't have anymore time to spend a second living the way someone said was right...
- Sidewalk Warrior
you walk down the street dare me to look playing the game by primitive rules what went so wrong that both of us care who wins this dispute it's hard to believe you've conquered a square five by five feet won with your...
- Pretty Girls Don't Talk To Me
Pretty girls oh oh yeah see them walking down pretty streetBut you know pretty girls oh oh yeah never wanna talk talk to mePretty girls pretty girls pretty girls pretty girlsdon't talk to mePretty girls pretty girls...
- Punk Rock Explained
You start out with a punk rock band just trying to have funYour lousy seven inch is not impressing anyoneYou get you first show and you're ready to go when you're stopped by the firechiefDo not pass go do not collect...
- El Mozote
somewhere in el salvador there's a grave for 700 pits full of guts and kids who were tortured and hunted by death squad soldiers who won't ever be purged or punished piad for by a government that our tax dollars...
- *** This
what the *** does it mean to acknowledge this democracy when millons are unemployed and living in the streets what the *** does it mean to suck the *** of this great nation when it's in our names that everyone...
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