The Residents is an American avant-garde music and visual arts group musical ensemble who have been active since 1969. Their first official release under the name of "The Residents" was in 1972, and since then the band has gone on to release over sixty albums, numerous music videos and short films, three CD-ROM projects, ten DVDs, and have undertaken seven major world tours. Throughout the group's existence, the individual members have... [read more] - Kiss Of Flesh
I returned while they were eating supper at the table seated side by sideupon a special stool. So I said when they were finished with their wholewheat toast and spinach, we should go back to the secret roomhat had...
- Hard And Tenderly
They called me "Mr. X, Indeed", the special ones that saw so deep insidethe souls of those who were so lonely. I was down beneath the bottom, whenmy vacant staring caught them gaily parading up and down...
- End Of Home
Darkness fell upon the gardenAs I sadly sat aloneDreaming of the end of summerAnd again the end of homeOur love was like a flowing riverDeeper still than what it seemedIt consumed my waking hoursCreeping deep into my...
- The Service
So I pushed and pushed and pushed them, through the towns and through thebushes and the word was spreading like a lie. "Come and see the holytwo-some. They can heal and they can do some things that no one ever...
- The Thing About Them
Now there ws this thing about them that caused me at times to doubt them,or created conflict in my mind. Usually there was a he one, and therealso was a she one, but somehow they came out differently. And one ofthem,...
- Picnic In The Jungle
Afterwards, it's like a dreamYou can't remember but it seemsTo stay alive inside your mindAnd prey upon your leisure timeIt happens in an open spotThe air is sticky and it's hotFirst they take away our clothesThen...
- Kill The Great Raven
Kill the great raven (repeated)His tiny eyes, they search the skiesHe looks so alone, so he must die"Oh, does he really have to die?""Oh yes, he really has to suffer"Kill the great raven (repeated)And when he dies, to...
- Lillie
I saw a woman chewing with nothing in her mouth;Her teeth were in her hands and her tongue was hanging out;The she started drooling and caught it in a cup,The cup was full of pennies; it spilled when she got up.Some...
- Bossy
Sat upon an empty box of Cheerios and settledThrough the cracks of wooden floorsForming little cone mountainsFertile soil on which to restMy dirty little white stoneWith dimples to keep it fromRolling down the dusty...
- Wanda The Worm Woman
Sneering at a leering ladyas she stares and squirmsAt Wanda with her saintly smileand living wig of wormsI like to watch their faces fallas we disgust and shame themSeeking suckers is my game- no longer lion...
- Home-Age Conversation
Walking where the windy stopsThe tops of trees are bareWhere'd you go, you didn't sayAnd I was so upsetAnd I saw a thousand motorcyclesAs they made meat out of Mars.Way to goYou know the wayTo San Jose in cars.Let the...
- The Man In The Dark Sedan
I'm the man in the dark sedan and I have come to take your handI was sent down here to be sincere, truthful and steadfastI came to say that judgement day of man has come to passYou can follow me and I guarantee to...
- Wanda Wanda Wanda
Watch me watch me watch meWon't you watch me for a whileWatch me pick my worms upAnd put them in a pileWatch me sit upon it withMy Mona Lisa smile.Why Wanda why, do I always watch you cry?
- Fine Fat Flies
Soon I woke when I was sleeping with a restless reaching feeling but didnot know what I was reaching for. I got up and started walking, but soonfound I was stalking prey that I could utilize for more than just an...
- Main Titles (God In Three Persons)
The Cryptic Corporation presents"God in Three Persons"Written, produced and peformed by the ResidentsWith guest vocals by song stylist Laurie AmatBrass and woodwinds by Richard MariottPackage design by...
- Jello Jack The Boneless Boy
Jello Jello Jello Jello Jello Jello...Ho ho ho I'm Jello Jack the jolly boneless boy.I live inside a jar beside the rooster boy named Roy.They pour me out upon a platform and the people stareAt eyeballs in a pool of...
- Bouncing Benny
Seeing that his eyes were empty under half closed lids,Made it all the more disturbing knowing Benny hidA bump that looked like clods of dirt inside some sickly lungThat barely peeked beneath his shirt and twitched...
- Everyone Comes To The Freakshow
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Step right up and you will see on displaya collection of some of the strangest specimens ever gatheredtogether - both LIVE and preserved.You will see the incredible JELLO JACK - the boneless boy...
- Burn Baby Burn
I'm gonna die with a with no tears in my eyes'causeGod digs my daddyHis enemies died when he lifted his knife and saidPlease let me win and I'll send you a life soSoon I will be burning for my, soon I will beBurning...
- Devotion
Shortly after I first met them, something that I said upset them andperhaps we should have parted then. I was saying how important that theywere and what a fortune could be made if they would let me try. But I didnot...
- Boo Who
Now ---- there just is a cowWhere --- once was a calfNow ---- there just is a stareWhere --- once was a laughNow ---- there just is a boneWhere --- once was a bathNow ---- a tink-er-y toyIs ---- an epi-taphA smile -...
- The Spot
A pox upon a chicken or a fight about a bearWould not be worse that what I've seenAnd what I have to wearIt first appeared on my birthdayBeneath an empty cocktail trayI scrubbed but found to my dismayA spot that would...
- The Golden Goat
I have seen the golden goatAnd he would like to lick my throatI know he's meanI know he's poorI know he waitsOutside my doorThe goat's too weak to do me harmBut he has got a big long armIt fills my dreamsIt's in my...
- Confused (By What I Felt Inside)
I was tanding at the fireplace thinking of my own desire which seemed tooffer me no place to go, when I heard a little giggle, sounding like somesilly piglets playing in the mud so deep and warm. So I went and...
- Living In Vain
I'm living in vainI'm just watching the rainI wanna get outBut I just don't know howI used to have a girlfriendWho gave me a valentineAt first it made me nervousBut then I think it made me fineBecause I'm living in...
- Godsong
God never really did like man anywayAt least not after they started walking aroundOn their hind leg(s)And talking on the telephoneOf course poor God's point of view wasn't easy now (to) understandHe had invented man...
- Blue Rosebuds
I love you and 'cause I doMy sky has changed>From grey to blueBut blue's not justA color of the rainbowIt's shade is not a hazy hueBut pure and hardMy blue sky blueIt's like a Roman candleComing rosebuds"Your words...
- You Yesyesyes
Yoooooooou yes yes yes yesyesyes yoooooooouYoooooooou yes yes yes yesyesyes yoooooooouYoooooooou yes yes yes yesyesyes yoooooooou
- Pain And Pleasure
And so my story winds on down toward an ending that's been found to comewhenever all is said and done. I've lived my life and taken chances and ifsome were strange by standards that were less important than my...
- Bach Is Dead
Bach is deadBach is deadBach is deadBach is deadWalking women want to seeThe Southern Cross at nightAnd so they set aside a sockAnd tie their laces tightYes mournful is the melodyThat echoes in their headsWithout a...
- Mickey The Mumblin Midget
Mickey the mumbling midgetwas ten years old todayMickey the mumbling midgetsomehow ran awayMickey the mumbling midgetwas not in his cageMickey the mumbling midgetsoon would need a shaveLassie looked at something...
- Here Comes The Bums
Here come the bumsThey're after meCan't you see me comingThey're gonna get meGonna get me"We're taking you to the shadow land,and only you know we're after you!"I don't wanna goAsking for dimesInside my mindEvery...
- Sinister Exaggerator
Your life is leaning downhillSloping off the outer edgeYour undetermined oyster bedsWere found to be a hedgeYou cause the kids of Elmer FuddTo feed the farmer whoseCadaver's filled with onion ringsAnd feet are filled...
- Constantinople
Here I come ConstantinopleHere I come coConstantinopleI am coming ConstantinopleHere I comeAll the leaves are off of the oak andAll of the sheep have followed the spokenWord. I'm coming ConstantinopleHere I comeSo I...
- Elvis And His Boss
Oh, I'm gonna be my baby, babyBaby, but you seeMy momma saidMy momma saidMy momma said to me"My son I see the sunset liesAbout a baby bee."So if you see meI'll be standingOut on ole BroadwayAmused, abused, but not...
- I Gave Myself To You
I gave you my heart, you tore it apartThat wasn't nice to doI gave you my spleen, you called it obsceneAnd then you split it in twoI gave you my liver, you threw it in the riverBut I prayed you were trueNow I'm...
- Tourniquet Of Roses
The onion's in the fatAnd the bacon's bought the batAnd the Posie's never even near the picture(Now where to went that rotten eggFor feelin' up my lover's legI'll boil him `til the begs to be a breakfast)So I'm left...
- Loss Of A Loved One
I told them how my wife had fallen into sickness and to calling out hername with questions on her tongue. We had always been so happy that atfirst I wasn't sad because I thought my love could keep her strong. But...
- Their Early Years
Once when we were on a bus between some cities we discussed the thingsthat happened in their early years. Their youngest time was spent alonewhile living with an uncle only half remaining from a foreign war. Hisupper...
- Nobody Laughs When They Leave
Everyone comes to the Freak ShowTo laugh at the Freaks and the GeeksEveryone comes to the Freak ShowBut nobody laughs when they leave.We are only equal in the grave and in the darkSaid a man whose head was halfway...
- The Vultures Of Bombay
On a chilly evening in the act of keeping warmIntuition told the prince of some impending harmAnd so he told his men what he had learnedUsing slickly coated wings that beat without a humThe vultures of Bombay are...
- Laughing Song
An oily ole egg with a red peg legThought a porquepine was his daughterBut he soon found outThat she had the goutAnd often would wink underwaterHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHO HO HO HO HO HO HOHE HE HE HE HE HE HEHA HA HA HA...
- Whorecrown
Layers of grey violence aboveSee carnal truths contract and lastly fallCome Lord! Spill forth thy sinless GuiltAnd for man -- a crown forged from a harlots prideWhorecrown -- sceptre of the highest shame --...
- Funeral Dawn
Claws pulled back in dismayBehold the Morbid Saints last marchLungs now filled with unfailing darkLeaving a whining Shadow in your bloodWhite light - black rainBehold the Morbid Saints last paradeCascades of ash and...
- They Are The Meat
Ezekiel 4:4-15, 8-11I was lifted up highTo a hole in the skyWhere God told me to digI found figures of pigsHe put his butchers to workWith a competent clerkExecuting those whoHad abandoned the truthThen four faces...
- To Redirect Perdition
Devils rise!I brought the lungs of HeavenStolen wrath -- to redirect DamnationTo redirect Judgment -- towards the wheel of manSearching like pigsThrough the entrails of GodThrough sweet dreams of salt and gallThrough...
- Chorus Of Cracking Necks
Swaying swords around your throneUsurper -- king without crownIron intolerance -- Herald of IrreconcilabilityRuthless Golden PeacockSwaying your blood over the holy chairsOver the Black MadonnaSwaying your blood over...
- As A Garment
And so they gave in...To the law of the flesh and pungent lustAnd so shall the Curse cover themAs a garment -- as a garmentNo hidden mannaNo tree of lifeNo grandiose pillar in the temple of your godAnd forever shall...
- Spilling The Seed
Genesis 38She smiles at meand I seemilk in her breastsShe smiles at meand I seeheat on her breathShe smiles at meand I seesadness and deathMy brother's deadso she saidI am a weedMy brother's deadso she saidyou know my...
- Bridegroom Of Blood
Exodus 4:24-26I'm t-tired and d-dirty and oldL-like m-mildew covered with m-moldS-something is shining at m-meL-L-like a l-ight nobody c-c-can ss-eeM-My heart is t-turning t-to stoneInside a s-sack f-full of...
- Bathsheba Bathes
2 Samuel 11Out in the openness of nightShe bathes before my *** sightFingers of fire so soft and slowMake her amber body glowHe takes what he wantsWith smiling liesHe takes what he wantsAnd someone diesLike...
- Phosphorous Redeemer
"How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning!How art thou cut to the ground, which didst weaken the nations"[Isa 14:12]O fallen Knowledge, I turn unto TheeLike the first of men Knew his second...
- Tent Peg In The Temple
Judges 4-5He's dead and ***I'm ***, tooHe's dead and ***But he's still wearing his shoesOnce there was an ugly womanWho was told to tell the truthand So she said we needed fightersWho were mean but mainly...
- Dinah And The Unclean Skin
Genesis 34He murdered meHe murdered meHe took his tongue and touched itAnd murdered meI'm an old and lonely womanHating every other humanNothing but my bitter-ness surrounds meHe murdered meHe made me layHe murdered...
- Into Utter Madness
Ever faithful -- to unfaithfulnessEndlessly truthful -- to untruthfulnessStrict have I sharpened my tongues -- in the cunt of deceitThus my Ascension bound -- to boundlessnessVomiting vacuumAs the clocks of the living...
- Nowhere, No-One, Nothing
Luminous - tireless destructionForming and reforming as false Heavens' glowTongues of flame drawing Madness DivineWithin - without - above - aroundEver searching spear of eyesBeneath - below - between - behindCome...
- Melancholy Clumps
Genesis 6-8Like a message from the deadThe raven circles overheadIts shadow seems to softly holdThe sickly scent of sour soulsAnd says this ship will be the homeOf melancholy clumps of bone
- This Fleshly Void
Take and eat ye all of this;For this is my BodyO Death - where is thy sting?O Grave - where is thy victory?Pulse - will and fat is thriving stillO LORD - grant me Dominion to fill this...Void - this fleshly...
- The Seven Ugly Cows
Genesis 39-41He sees branchesBearing blossomsHe sees basketsBirds and possumsHe sees oceansBelching bossiesSomeone's head is on a stickPecked by blue birds that are sickBlack bovine enemies eatFat friends that have...
- Mr. Misery
Jeremiah, LamentationsThey call me Mister MiseryThey laugh and dump decay on meHe let them throw me in a pitFull of angry spite and spitWith wasted flesh and broken bonesGod has left me all aloneHe made me Mister...
- Cain And Abel
Genesis 4Blood drowns the groundBlood drowns the groundYes, blood drowns the ground, 'causeYou didn't need meThe wind blew his hair as I looked up to seeThe shadows of birds as they flew over meStanding in silence, I...
- Unclosing The Curse
Unclosing the CurseThat Death-shaped flow of LightAs it rushes -- so shall WeUnclosing the CurseThat serpentine Anti-SphereAs it prospers -- so shall We
- Back To Normality?
Harmony cannot be denied; Once again we are satisfied;Calm and quiet have been restored; So it is as it was before.Isn't it?Isn't it?Isn't it?
- The Moles Are Coming
Moles are coming... Moles are coming... Moles are coming...Moles are coming...Moles are coming... Moles are coming... Moles are coming...Moles are coming...
- The New Hymn
Let our children live in a holey land...We have left our lives, we have left our land,We have left behind all we understand,Now we must cry out, yes we must demand --Let our children live in a land that's low,Where...
- Migration
March to the SeaWe are rising as the sun retreats into the trees;We're thinking of our destination as we start to leave;We're marching to the sea, marching to the sea.Smiling from the gentle touches of the evening...
- Would We Be Alive?
Would we be alive?If we could see clearlyWhat we were besideIf there was no desperationWould we be alive?If there were no windowsThat we sit insideIf there were no ugly feelingsWould we be alive?Would we be...
- The Observer
I'm a tired old man in a tired old landWatching shadows moving across the sand;Now they move at night and I understandThat they cannot see more than they can stand.I have been decieved, I have murdered andI have seen...
- Another Land
RumorsI heard a rumor from the eastThat Pit Moles' battles with the beastHave left them mindless and sick,That west is where, their fingers say,Are new found sites that give them something to cling to.The rumors have...
- Shorty's Lament
Once, there was a Willie, and he could seeThat there was a Shorty, and he could see.You could, you could tell that Shorty wouldn't always be short, so he said "Protect yourself, Shorty, protect yourself"Once the fever...
- Why Are We Crying?
Shrinking from the touch of darkness, moaning in the night;Sobbing into meloncholy, weeping into fright;Graciousness is not forgotten and into its place,Whispering insinuation finds a fond embrace.
- March To The Sea
We are rising as the sun retreats into the trees;We're thinking of our destination as we start to leave;We're marching to the sea, marching to the sea.Smiling from the gentle touches of the evening breeze;No one is...
- The New Machine
IdeaToday I have declared myself to be a subject of the will of the people. Toolong have my studies and research been for my own pleasures and distractions. Civilization needs the minds of its people. My first project...
- The Ultimate Disaster
Won't You Keep Us Working?God of the nitefall, God of the shade,God of the deep it's you whose madeAll of the evening, all of the night,All of the motion without light.God of the darkness, God of the soul,God of the...
- Voices Of The Air
People should be left aloneUnless they have a happy home....to partly cloudy. The central part of the country, especially thePit area, currently has clear skies but that condition could soon change due to an unusual...
- Dead Wood
I wish I was biggerI wish I was tallI wish I had housesInstead of this hallSomebody put meInside it dayI know who it isBut he won't let me sayI wish I was somethingI wish I was goodI wish I was made ofMahogany woodHe...
- Six Amber Things
Life is just a situationLife is just a gameLife is just a whirlpoolAnd I heard it call my nameChew chew gum chew gum gum chew chewChew chew gum chew gum gum chew chewChew chew gum chew gum gum chew chewAmber were the...
- Perfect Goat
I've seen the golden goatHe would like to lick my throatI know he's mean and poorAnd he waits at my doorHe's too weak to do me harmBut he has a big long armIt fills my dreamy headAnd then I shake and wet my bedWell...
- Or Maybe A Marine
A moisture laden syncopatedAutomated thrillAnticipation shrinkageWill quickly drain a quillSinews crackled in the heatOf noonday raptured thrillA handful of desirous needsThat's much too soon fulfilledI wanted to give...
- Blue Tongues
I love you and cause I doMy skies have changedFrom grey to blue.But blue's not justA color of the rainbow.It's shade is not a hazy hueBut pure and hardMy blue sky blueIt's like a Roman candleComing rosebuds.My words...
- Baby Sister
Baby Sister don'tBaby Sister don'tLick your lips and fingertipsBaby Sister don't do what your sister doesI seen her at the stationI filled her tank with gasShe looked at me and scratched her teethAnd asked me for a...
- The Sour Song
Relatives on Easy StreetSmoke cigars right after they eatThey drive Cadillacs with leather seatsAnd everyone talks about"You know they gave our baby girl a sterling silver cup,It was awful sweet, just a little bit...
- Ship Of Fools
Hatred has purity, hatred has size,Hatred has purpose and hatred has eyes,Hatred has honor and hatred here lies,Hatred has hunger and it never dies!Pain and pleasure are the twinsThat slightly out of focus spinsAround...
- Mr. Lonely
I'm the man in the dark sedanI have come to take your handI was sent down here to be sincere, truthful and steadfastI came to say that judgement day of man has come to passYou follow me and I guarantee to take you far...
- Seasoned Greetings
Merry Christmas, MomMerry Christmas, DadMerry Christmas, Sis...I Love You.Uh, Uhh It's ChristmasBut, but there ain't nobody Raisin' much of a fuss.Christmas Christmas ChristmasAin't NobodyRaisin' no fuss......
- Boots
Boots were meant for walkin'That's just what they'll do.One of these daysThese boots are gonnaWalk all over you
- Breath And Length
Breath and Length.......AndBreadth and Width.......AndWith and Without....In Our Dance
- Skratz
The bedposts are cool to the touchThe sheets are crumpled into an OldenburgThree hairs rolled over his undershirtA spare tire rolled under his overshirtBut ... Scratz, scratz, scratz(Dirty Fingernail)Ollie wasn't...
- Spotted Pinto Bean
Spotted Pinto Bean is leavingLeaving on a midnight streamingTears behind him all the wayAnd all the way arms are foldingHandkerchiefs to pockets holdingHolding yesterday
- N
The, the,The end of the rainbowIs a speedin' up newsBut the, the,The knot in the,The fuseIs the speed that,That you lose?Go home AmericaFifty-five'll doGo home America
- Smelly Tongues
Smelly Tongues Looked Just as They Felt!
- Make Me Moo
Their eyes are big and sweetWhen they eatI don't know whyWhy can't I be a cowAnyhowCows never cryMy heart was broken, brokenCows are so open, openBro-ken, Bro-ken, Bro-kenIt was bro-kenOpen, Open, OpenCows are...
- Honey Bear
Tell me Why I Am so ScaredTell me, tell me, tell me that you love meTell me, tell me, I'm your honey bearTell me, tell me, I can be your cubbyTell me, I am, your chocolate eclairTell me, that you, are...
- Demons Dance Alone
You can know a needle's eyeOr a hungry baby's cryBut no one knows that demons dance aloneSilver linings came and wentWhen I was an innocentNever knowing demons dance aloneBut somehow I was seducedAnd my innocence...
- Neediness
Please, please, oh pleaseWon't you help mePlease help meWon't you help meThere's something that I needI once made friendsWith an otherA brotherAnd a rudderA lover of my needsWe found the beautyOf darknessApartnessAnd...
- The Car Thief
I onceI onceI onceWas part of youYou hoped that theHands choking meHad broken me apartNow I don'tNow I don'tNow I don'tBelieve in youCould beCould beCould be that leaving youIs overdueMy open endYour only friendWas...
- The Beekeeper's Daughter
Leave me aloneI'm on the phoneI wish you'd onlyLeave me aloneTripping over Rover, he landed in cloverWith bees stinging his face and his handsRunning back inside, he attempted to hideBut they saw the direction he...
- Mickey Macaroni
MIckey Macaroni hardly ever eats meatMIckey Macaroni doesn't even eat sweetsMIckey Macaroni never never eats beetsMIckey Macaroni knows exactly what to eatMy hospital room isSmelling bad but soon he'sGonna take me...
- Betty's Body
I could be the loverOf anybody but herI see her every morningAnd watch her fingers formingShapes that are as gracefulAs a baby's face fullOf hope until it turns toA neediness that burns throughYour heart like it was...
- The Weatherman
I was watching IvanhoeWhen they said the tornadoBlew your big old house apartRobert Taylor was the starYou never knew why I was blueSo I went to a movie after youSpread out on your feather bedWith weather maps you...
- Ghost Child
We're comin' Help meWe're comin' I'm aloneWe're comin' It's darkWe're comin' So darkWe're comin' I'm aloneWe're comin' Help meNo blood is spilled inThe land of lost childrenBut it is friendlessEmpty...
- Tongue
Everybody just called him tongue.Everybody just called him tongue.Hell, I knew what his real name was...Everybody just called him tongue.Of course, he had this giant tongue...It was so goddamn bigHe could clean his...
- Life Would Be Wonderful
Life would be wonderfulLife would be wonderfulIf I was a little tallerIf I was not quite so oldIf my raincoat had a collarTo help me keep away the coldIf my little mouse named NormanWas still alive inside the sockHe...
- My Brother Paul
I still remember that day in DecemberWhen you pretended to fall on the stairsYou said you were scared that the top of your headWas open and bared itself to the airI can cryIf I tryBut I lieAwake at nightYou said that...
- Wolverines
I didn't do it, soYou'll let me leave, won't you?Out-of-towners and their chlldrenWatched us when we went to kill someWolverines who tried to hideTheir babies but the puppies criedNo one succeeds if theyScatter their...
- Caring
Once there were brothers who said that they loved herOnce there were brothers who worked at the zooOnce there were brothers who said that they loved herOnce they petted her poodle named PoohOnce there were two (With...
- On The Way To Oklahoma
On the way to Oklahoma, I turned into a catMy true love was a Tiger, I'm sure you can see thatI called the tiger Dolly, it was my mother's nameOn the way to Oklahoma you finally became saneOn the way to Oklahoma, a...
- Elmer's Song
Leave your burdens behindLeave your burdens behindLet your spirit beFree from gravityLeave your burdens behindGod is waiting for youGod is waiting for youThere's no need to beIn uncertaintyGod is waiting for youOnce I...
- Dead Men
Dead men are staring up at angelsDead men are staring at the groundDead men have little inspirationDead men just like to lie aroundDead men were reaching out to gloryBut nothingness is all they foundHeroes always go...
- The Monkey Man
I see him when I'm dreamingHis teeth are white and bareHe's riding on a stallionThe wind is in his hairIf he were made of chinaHe's have a special standBeside my china poniesI love the monkey manI wake up every...
- Two Lips
Oh, we have to buy a tulipYes, we have to buy a tulipOh, we have to buy a tulipSo we'll sell our homeWe will sell our clothes And we'll sell our shoesEverything we own We'll sell to youMy doctor bought a tulipAnd my...
- Burn My Bones
Sleeping deeply in the bloodIt turns my memories to mudAnd gnaws inside me like a dogWhose leg is caught beneath a logIt eats itself until it's freeBut I'll eat them instead of meHUNGER! ANGER!HUNGER! ANGER!HUNGER!...
- Olive And Gray
He wasn't dreaming,When he started screamingâ??He touched my ***,And it went awayâ??Removing his pants, heHeld in his hand, theShriveled up gland, heSaid was a fakeâ??He silently tradedMine for...
- What Have My Chickens Done Now?
Old Woman:What have my chickens done nowYoung Girl:She took a mouse out of a pouchAnd made me put it in my mouth5 Sisters:We call out her nameAnd beg for a shamingYoung Girl:She made me spit and shake and screamShe...
- My Window
Steven said little Ted was deadI read in a letter todayThe same for Monica's monkey he saidQuietly it passed awayMister Coo Coo has fallen asleepHis eyes were black and his beak was brownMister Coo Coo has fallen...
- Mother No More
I will never hear you in the morning, noI will never hear your voice againYou will never say that you love the little cakesThat I bake so early in the morning, noI will never hear it againShe'll never hear him in the...
- The Whispering Boys
The Whispering boys will not go awayThe Whispering boys have nothing to sayBut they scream and they cryAnd they run and they hideFrom their bodiesThe Whispering Boys have answered the callThe Whispering Boys surrender...
- Weight
Sweet scented woman, your strange sounding nameWas Weight Lifting Lulu, but I'm not to blameFor putting the gun in your grand-daddy's handAs he was imprinting your face in the sand.The part of the pork chop that you...
- Birthday Boy
Bulging eyes abound aboutThe birthday boy today;Screaming, "Creaming eyes!"Screamed he,His mother looked away."Creaming eyes explode uponAn apple pirate toadAnd if an injun ate a plateI'd laugh and live...
- Semolina
She can see the silver sometimesShining on the sea;Reflecting from the flying fishesWishing she could beA little piece of sand that's blownAbove the ocean's breeze,But all she has is thoughts of allthose fingers...
- Lizard Lady
What's a woman going to doBut throw away her bread;Her feet are feeling funnyAs she lies beneath the bed;She reminisces of the pungent Adriatic Sea,And then she crawls and counts her cansAnd twitches like a flea.What...
- Krafty Cheese
You care for plants and we care for you;You care for plants and we care for you.Upward to the sun we grow,Careful plants, beCareful plants.
- The Electrocutioner
"Time for all the followers of doomIs drawin near,Deceivin no one knowing nothingBut the bite of fear;Smilin as I throw the switchThat takes away their breath,I see life as an interruptionTo the tune of death."She is...
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