Primus are an American Funk metal/Rock band currently composed of singer and bassist bass guitar Les Claypool, guitarist Larry "Ler" LaLonde Larry LaLonde , and drummer Jay Lane.
The diversity of their sound has allowed Primus to gain a modest segment of fans from many different rock sub-genres. They are characterized by their irreverent approach to music. Primus release their records on Claypool's Prawn Song Records label record label... [read more] - Lacquer Head
Sometimes bored and sometimes lonelyPimple faced and rather homelyHe wasn't much for socializin'The TV kept a mesmerizin'In one ear and out the otherPicked up a trick from his older brotherGot him a can of sniffin'...
- Mama Didn't Raise No Fool
The best of times, the worst of times,the times you can't ignore.Sometimes you bite the bulletand flip flop on the floor.They tell you where to go,and they tell you what to do.They set your face on firethen stomp it...
- Natural Joe
There's a boy out 'luma way named Joe Eugene. He's one mellow***son of a bitch-a. He loves his wheat grass and cold bean curd. He's one healthy***sone of a bitch-a. But late at night he sneaks on down to the...
- The Final Voyage Of The Liquid Sky
I been fightin' gravity since I was two.Questers of the prizeblind men in the snow.Some streak the skiesI choose to go below.Skin moves towards malignantworshipping the sun.They clamber over corpsesto be the chosen...
- Ballad Of Bodacious
Bodacious am a whole lotta' bullOver nineteen hundred pounds.He's born in Galry, OklahomaAnd he's the baddest sonsabitch aroundIf a Burma bull ever were a super starThen Bodacious just might be.He's a cream colored,...
- Dirty Drowning Man
I'm a dog, a dirty flying dog.I drink Campari with marinated wild hog.I've no sense, I like electric fence.I put barbed wire in my pants and do a celtic dance.But when I can, I'm a giving man.I'll flip you out the...
- Eclectic Electric
Part I - Blinded by the SunBring me back again,I'd really rather not be out here on my own.Someone reel me in,I'm drifting ever farther from my home.I remember when I was a babygazing in amazement at the sky.Sing it...
- Antipop
The Earth it did crack openon the day that I was bornand a thousand merry pranksterscame dancin' through the storm.I lay cradle bounda howlin' out my mindnot knowin' years to comeI'd be shoutin' over dinI sucked...
- Coattails Of A Dead Man
He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame but it all came around just the same. He then met a girl with desire in her eye, he gave her love, she took his name. The times they were good, the times they were bad, most times...
- Power Mad
Military show is Blastin' off to Kosovo.Military show with lightning speed.Sensitivity? Oh, just a rusty nail in the corporate show.How many stabs before we bleed?Those Pinocchios chattering out in stereo,boy...
- Greet The Sacred Cow
Slice me up a big slab of that sympathetic cheer.If I'm zapped with radiation they say I'll last another year.Line 'em up now to greet the sacred cow.My hands are full of protein, my arms are made of fire.If you're...
- Intro
Instrumental
- Electric Uncle Sam
I am the plan, I am the man who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie. Mess with me and boy you're surely...
- Is It Luck?
My socks and shoes always matchIs It Luck?There's a foot at the end of each of my legsIs It Luck?I can play my bass for youIs It Luck?Some girls like to kiss my faceIs It Luck? Is It Luck?There's food inside your...
- Fish On
Felt a pang late one afternoonI was fishinÂ’ off muir beachWith larry lalondeGrabbed a tuna salad sandwichAnd I started to chewPretty soon lerÂ’s yellinFish on. fish onI was just a little pupAnd it was derby dayWas...
- Here Come The Bastards
Here they comeHere come the bastardsI heard it from a confidantWho heard it form a confidantTheyÂ’re definitely on their wayThereÂ’s one with this ideaSomething about a hammer head sharkNosehairs and flatusBest keep...
- American Life
In a town in southernmost SicilyLived a family too proud to be poorIn the year that fever took father awayThey hastened for American shoresNow a mother and her son are standing in lineIt's a cold day on Ellis IsleAnd...
- Los Bastardos
Shut up you bastards!!
- Grandad's Little Ditty
As I stand in the ShowerSinging Opera and suchPondering the possibility that IPull the pud too muchThere's a scent that fills the airIs it flatus? Just a touch.And it makes me think of you.
- Seas Of Cheese
When the going gets toughAnd the stomach acids flowThe cold wind of conformityIs nipping at your noseWhen some trendy new atrocityHas brought you to your kneesCome with us we'll sail theSeas of Cheese
- Eleven
I just can't seem to blendInto societyI have no hope for this dimSimplicity of law and orderBy whose rules I see no rhyme inthe reasonI hold no hope for this holy treasonOf love and so softBy whose standardsThey tell...
- Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
Jerry was a race car driverAnd he drove so goddamned fastHe never did win no checkered flagBut he never did come in lastJerry was a race car driverHeÂ’d say el solo number oneWith a bocephus stickerOn his 442 heÂ’d...
- Jerry Was A Racecar Driver
Jerry was a race car driverAnd he drove so goddamned fastHe never did win no checkered flagBut he never did come in lastJerry was a race car driverHe'd say "El solo number one"With a bocephus stickerOn his 442 he'd...
- Those Damned Blue Collar Tweakers
I've seen them out at SocoThey're pounding sixteen penny nailsThe truckers on the interstateHave been known to ride the railsThe sweat is beating on the browCan't keep these fellas down'Cause those damned...
- The Pressman
By the light of the lamp I sit to type-my notes on tab at my sideI don't see the sun much these daysA fluorescent tan covers my hideHow much impact shall I have this time?My goal today is to reac the deadlineI write...
- Nature Boy
I pull the blinds then I take my clothes offDance around the house like nature boyMy genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to beBut you don't see meNo one can see meI pull my blindsFill...
- Hamburger Train
It's the guy from the Hamburger Train, mate!
- DMV
I've been to hell. I spell it...I spell it DMVAnyone that's been there knows precisely what I meanStood there and I've waited and choked back the urge to screamAnd if I had my druthers I'd screw a chimpanzee-call it...
- My Name Is Mud
My name is MudNot to be confused with Bill or Jack or Pete or DennisMy name is mud and it's always been'Cause I'm the most boring sons-a-bitch you've ever seenI dress in blue-yes navy blueFrom head to toe I'm rather...
- Welcome To This World
Oh, welcome to this world of foolsOf pink champagne and swimming poolsWell, all you have to lose is your virginityPerhaps we'll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of lifeWe don't need feebleness in...
- Mr. Krinkle
Hello Mr. KrinkleHow are you today?Seems the rumors are about your team might move awayNow, me I'm sentimentalBut I'm not one to crySay there Mr. Krinkle let's cruise the Bastard boatDamn then sonsabitches with their...
- The Air Is Getting Slippery
It's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in hereIt's incredibly hot in here today, incredibly hot in hereThe air is getting slipper and it's not to my surpriseMy heart, it beats irregularly and the sweat it...
- Bob
I had a friend that took a blet, took a blet and hung himselfHung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he livedHis woman and his little bro came home from the grocery storeOnly to find him dangling in the...
- Pork Soda
Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five andlay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really wasburgundy. It was red, and you painted with the goddamn sprinkler andnow you have...
- The Ol' Diamond Back Sturgeon (Fisherman's Chronicles Part 3)
The old diamondback sturgeon came swimmin' alongMinding his business one dayRooting and sniffing and urging to spawnIn the mud flats of San Pablo BayA scent came around so he followed his snoutHe found what was to his...
- Golden Boy
He was a mighty golden boy, as gold as ever seen,But when he stepped up to the podium, you could tell that boy was mean.His arms was made of nickel, and his forehead made of wood.An affidavit from the principal...
- Coddingtown
Went down to coddingtown to buy for lucky dog.Moved on up to sono-co to clear my head of smog.People round town they all line up to buy them chevrolets.But me I talked to the mopar man, been talkinÂ’ now for days.I...
- Bob's Party Time Louge
Glad you came, glad youÂ’re here.Have some champagne, imported beer.Dig down in your dirt bagAnd roll us out a spleef.Been erect here now for thirteen daysAnd I came to get reliefAt bobÂ’s party time.Pack my nose with...
- Fisticuffs
They found james ambrose dead in his cell,A gaping gash in his arm had drained him down to hell.No one knew for sure if ambrose was his name.They called him yankee sullivan in early days of fame.HeÂ’d known the game...
- Duchess And The Proverbial Mind Spread
BurninÂ’, I feel a burninÂ’ in my stomach,I wanna know if IÂ’m a gonna make it.If I donÂ’t just spread my ashes,If I do just spread your mind.SwimminÂ’, I see myself a treadinÂ’ waterI see no signs of any other...
- The Return Of Sathington Willoughby
Fellow colleges, distinguished members of the press, ladiesAnd gentlemen:I would like to take this opportunity to personally and humbly thankEach and every one of you for joining us at this particular event.It is my...
- Camelback Cinema
HeÂ’s standinÂ’ tall at 5 foot 4,With the sharpness of a troubadour.I dare you look him in the eye.His stench would make a buzzard cry.He likes burt in white lightning.Camelback cinema.In the dark she sat and waitFor...
- Hats Off
When I was born, the doc he held me by my anklesSmacked my red behind.They hosed me down, wrapped me like a bean burritoThen marked the date and time.Hats off, to the ones that string the beads togetherAnd keep the...
- Kallamazoo
A b c d e f g h I gottaÂ’ gal wears her toenails long.Drives a red barracuda, singinÂ’ meat packer songsAnd she ainÂ’t from kalamazoo.A b c d e f g h I gottaÂ’ friend lived in a mercedes-benz.Then a 55 chrysler where...
- Arnie
The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss.It was a big wet, slippery kiss.And he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen.As he looked out over the audience he said,God bless you, God...
- Puddin' Taine
Pass the pen there billy bob, IÂ’ll write us up a song.Or perhaps IÂ’ll pen a sonnet, if the melody sits all wrong.Hand me down a crayon, and IÂ’ll draw a mighty oak.Â’cause of all my brother masons, IÂ’m the quickest...
- Restin' Bones
Came up on a worried man, asked him if he had a light.He reached on down, dug in his shoe, figured in his sock he might.He asked if he could come and join, at what we was partakinÂ’ in.I says,olÂ’ soul if you got a...
- The Chastizing Of Renegade
There was this kid in our neighborhood.His pop had named him renegade.He lived up to his nameWith all the trouble that he made.One day olÂ’ renegade snuck into the park theater downtownFor a laugh he set fire to the...
- Pudding Time
You can have a lolly popA candy bar, a jelly beanI'll buy you a rainbow to hang above your doorIt's pudding timeLaughter is a sweet you can't put a price onWhen laughter's all gone, Daddy won't buy you moreIt's...
- Frizzle Fry
Hello all you boys and girlsI'd like to take you to the inside worldIt's quite an irregular place to beBut never fear you're safe with meWell, maybeGolden hair of macrameAgainst the face that's cut from stoneThe white...
- Spegetti Western
Why do we do this C.G. and I?Every night vegetables...Minds numbed up by T.H.C.I've got my pen, C.G. the remote.Laurel and Hardy's the best bet at 4 A.M. on a Friday.No dreads about the working day after though.Funny...
- The Toys Go Winding Down
An overaged boy of 39 has left the wing todayThe first time in his life he's made that stepBe numbed by the society and plagued by insecurityHe's entered in a race that must be wonOne of the animals has left its cage...
- Hello Skinny
Skinny was born in a bathtubAnd he grew so incredibly thinEven the end of an eyedropper sucked him inSkinny never knew any questionsSkinny never looked at lightsSkinny sold something every single nightSkinny sold a...
- Mephisto And Kevin
In 1986, the University of Californa at Davis saw two of its all-time brightest stars,Dr. Alphonse Mephisto and Dr. Arnie Abesacraben. Dr. Mephisto worked hard towards his thesis -his goal was to genetically duplicate...
- Scissor Man
Snipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor manPutting end to evil doers gamesSnipping, snipping, snipping goes the scissor manMaybe you are in his book of namesMaybe you are in his book of namesSo be kind and...
- South Park Theme
Goin' down to southparkGonna have myself a time(frendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation)Goin' down to southpark gonna leave my woes behind(amble parking day or night people spouting "Howdy...
- Southbound Pachyderm
Quite a surprise.... What an ingenious device.Boredom encompassesmy time. I don't know what I should do.Indulging a moment of your time. Seldom the breeder of lies.But you won't believe that it's true.They take to the...
- To Defy The Laws Of Tradition
What if christmas didnÂ’t come this yearAnd no one paid for christmas cheer? Who would cry the biggest tear,The child or the store? Why do brides wear virgin white? Most do not deserve that right.But to choose a color...
- The Devil Went Down To Georgia
The devil went down to GeorgiaHe was lookin' for a soul to stealHe was in a bind 'cause he was way behindAnd he was willing to make a dealWhen he came across this young manSawing on a fiddle and playing it hotAnd the...
- Sgt. Baker
Sgt. Baker is my name I'm gonna teach you how to play the game of warfare Suddenly it appears to me You got a bit much dignity For your own good, boy Yes sir, yes sir. I will ***your personality Pummel you with my...
- John The Fisherman
When he was young you'd not find him doing well in school,His mind would turn unto the waters.Always the focus of adolescent ridicule,He has no time for farmer's daughters.Alienated from the clique society,A lonely...
- Over The Falls
They broke out in laughter again His lip beaded with sweat as they strapped him inAnd he stood by and waited to be calledThe talk was of times that'd gone byAnd the quantity and quality of women they lieHis eyes...
- Shake Hands With Beef
There's a time for lies And a time for truth I say, eye for an eye Eye for a tooth When I roamed young I'd scavenge around Every nook and cranny Of our little town It's nice, so nice, to be Pull out the cannon boys...
- Wynona's Big Brown Beaver
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver and she shows it off to all her friends.One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her, so she caged him up with cyclone fence.Along came Lou with the old baboon and said "I...
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