NOFX (pronounced no-eff-ex) is an American punk rock band from San Francisco, California, formed in 1983 in Los Angeles.
The band was formed by vocalist and bassist Fat Mike and guitarist Eric Melvin. Drummer Erik Sandin joined them shortly afterward. In 1991 El Hefe joined to play lead guitar and trumpet, rounding out the current line-up. The band rose to popularity in 1994 with their album Punk in Drublic which was certified gold.
NOFX has... [read more] - Release The Hostages
Stop have a beer it's on meAnyone ever told you that youLook like a Hollywood starOh you've heard it said many timesBefore right here at this barI'm lameSoI drink cause it makes meHappier than being alone mygood...
- August 8th
Birds sing there's not a cloud in the sky August 8th is a beautiful dayI see a bunch of hippies crying yeah August 8th is a beautiful dayLike waking up from a real bad dream suddenly everything is okThe storm has...
- Hot Dog In A Hallway
She'll have another piece of pieShe'll have a double reuben ryeShe works hard at eating wellThat's why I love herShe's got a couple of pony kegsHer arms are bigger than my legsAnd when she holds me I can't...
- Whatever Didi Wants
I wouldn't walk 500 miles when I could fly coachBut almost anythingI wouldn't swim across the NileCause I could get amoebic disentaryCause if there's anything you wnatI'll prob'ly get itYou tell me what you needI'll...
- Bleeding Heart Disease
How money polluted my mindDough - what our lives are lived forRae - just a crazy AussieMe - the generation forges onFo - dder for corporationsSew - wing our lives togetherLA - such a nice place to get shotBut don't...
- Hobophobic
Hobo - I'm hobophobic so what ah ah ah Scared of bu***ot just because they stink badNot just because they're ***sFrom drinking too much LysolLet them beJust don't get ***in near meScared of bums ah ahInfested...
- Liza
She's been around a couple yearsTasted 31 flavors there's only oneShe really hates that would be vanillaThe blandest one don't make her screamAnd that's what she likes to hear the mostLiza's been around the blockShe's...
- Love Story
Partly owned tuder houseWooden white picket fenceMother waits for fatherIn a backless dressHardly used a diaphramPut back into its caseA one way trip down memory laneAs she awaitsI don't wanna knowCheat meI don't...
- Freedom Like A Shopping Cart
A Christian an anarchist slash prostitute figures out the true meaning of freedomNot freedom like American freedom like a shopping cartKick back no tense you got a bag of grub cost you about 50 centsNo fear no ***in...
- Drop The World
He won the race the judges concludedHe was the betterman he'd come from victoryA hesitation a one time show or placeHis self would not allow he had to be the bestHe had denied his urges cause they would ofDrained his...
- What's The Matter With Kids Today?
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood They always listen to their moms They disregard civil disobedience They'd rather do what they're told They don't drink or *** or fight They sit home, and read,...
- Philthy Phil Philanthropist
There's something wrong with mass consumptionWhy do we want what we don't needAlcohol burn itclean asphalt methamphetamineWill make it seem alright, it's gonna make it seem alright nowLiving in the hunger...
- My Name's Bud
They're always doin fryThey try to get me highI felt the pressure but I never didThey used toCall me dudePut drugs inMy food, tookMy squirt gunAnd made it aBongMy sister'sName is MaryJane andMine's Bud
- The Plan
Call it libertarian cause we do as we pleaseDon't need fear or force or farce to know moralityCuz morals aren't a substance you can shove in someone's earThey're basically a bi-product of a mind thinking clearIt's...
- Vincent
*Don McLean cover*Starry starry night paint your palette blue and gray look outOn a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness in mySoul shadows on the hills sketch the trees andDaffodils catch the breeze and the...
- Lazy
I wish I could goOff far awayWhere time moves too slowDay after dayI'll wait, and I'll sit and watchThe clouds as they pass byI'll wait, and I'll sit and watch The crowds as they walk byI have a fixation with...
- Punk Song
Am I supposed to do things right? NoI don't have the timeThis is how I live my life cuz IHaven't got much prideAnd it's ok if I live like a slob cuzthis is my life and I will wasteIt if I want cuz"A wasted life ain't...
- We Threw Gasoline
Brilliant, a word describing something dumbYou create to desecrate the villain I've becomeA prophet not to be made but heardSpeaks in tongues and sarcasms, to me it's gleeTo you absurdYou don't know me let alone my...
- Forming
"There are no lyrics for this song cuz you really can't make them out on the original recording." -Fat Mike
- Thalidomide Child
Got no arms got no leg got no head now I'm deadI'm a Thalidomide childMy mommy took this sleeping pillShe didn't know that it would killI'm a Thalidomide childWhen you're born you try to hideBut it'll get you,...
- Pods And Gods
Martian men are coming to EarthThey're abducting all of the jerksMartian men are coming to EarthMartian men don't take mePods are landing from outer spacePods are duplicating my facePods are landing from outer...
- Timmy The Turtle
Timmy the Turtle you know him as TimTimmy the Turtle he sang for the GrimToo slow is how that turtle goTimmy the Turtle he's giving him hellTimmy the Turtle out of his shellToo slow is how that turtle go
- We Ain't Shit
Tear that poster off the wall it takes up too much spaceWe ain't no *** rock band man, we're a professional disgracecIs the word I would use to describe the noises we're makingFeedback, wrong key, a lack of...
- *** The Kids
*** the kids!*** the kids!*** the kids!
- Puke On Cops
Look at me now full on the run I can'tStop myself from crashing breakingGrass bummin a yard fixing stuffThat was never brokenPulling out all the stops I'm Gonna puke on the cops I'mTelling the kids punk rocksI'm gonna...
- Lower
I will never feel the ribbon breakI will never taste sweet victoryI don't want to leave the rest behindI don't want inscription on a plaqueNever first or second placeI won't ever run your rat raceI will always be...
- Go To Work Wasted
I'm overhung overslept ripeDisheveld perfectlyUnkempt I like my drinkMit toast and eggsThe best bloody mary you've Ever tasted - go to workWasted - go to work bombedYa gotta pull a shot beforeYou start the job I...
- Totally ***ed
"There's no way that this song is gonna fit so I'm not even gonna try. It's about a guy from Germany who's really American, but his jokes are German, and 2000 Dirty Squatters - a cool band from England." - Fat Mike
- *** The Kids (revisited)
*** the kids*** ya ya
- Reagan Sucks
Heard it first from Reagan YouthDead Kennedys and DI tooWanna burn the effigieFrom DRI to MDCGuess what nostalgia sucksBut I miss songs aboutHow Reagan sucksWe all shared the sameEnemy - from CFA to Shattered Faith
- Fun Things To *** (If You're A Winner)
*** the front door *** the back*** the good girls with the knack*** the government until they *** You back *** a Muslim *** a Jew*** fans of blink-182 that'sIllegal if you're born before 83*** a bean cheese...
- Eric Melvin Vs. PCP
Eric MelvinTook PCP oneNight in HollywoodIt wasPretty funnyHe kept saying"Help me"Over andOver againThen heStarted pukingThat was coolThen he Passed outThat wasBoringOh well
- Please Stop *** My Mom
What the *** are you doingDon't you know right from wrongI didn't care you ***ed my sisterBut please stop stickin itIn my momHumiliations overcome meMe other friends laughingAt my predicament of hugeProportions...
- Two On Glue
Who huffed at the party?Me and youAt the party, two on glueGonna get up going downWe're just two on glueTurn this place into a denWe're just two on glueLiving large and getting smallWe're just two on glueTurn this...
- Can't Get The Stink Out
What I scream about, can'tGet the stink out, catchIt on my tongue save itIn my lung *** vegansSmoking, keep us all inChoking, big round of Applause for CaliforniaLaws acting like humanBeings instead of Europeans,...
- Talking Bout Yo Mama
Talking bout your mom......She's a whore bitch gluttor slutLikes to shove me up her buttDrives a pickle wearing combatBoots while farting, she'll pick meUp and give me a ride andDrop me in front of the showOh no...
- Party Enema
Hangin' out in long beach. A lil' party in the sun, but ya just can't sit there smoking and drinking anymore. You got a new jive. All your friends are getting weird. Ahhh! It goes, "you ain't a shakin till the shit...
- Pump Up The Valium
One time weekly rate 12' by 12' roomStrapped down to the bed now pump up the valiumMy mind is wide asleep my conscience deep awakeThe promises I keep are not the ones I makeI count the caustic causes I lost count of...
- Last Caress
*Misfits Cover*I've got something to sayI killed your baby today and it doesn't matterMuch to me as long as it's deadI've got something to sayI raped your mother today and it doesn'tMatter much to me as long as she...
- *** The Kids II
*** the kids!*** the kids!*** the kids!
- All Of Me
All of meWhy not take all of meCan't you seeI'm no good without youTake these armsI want to lose themTake these lipsI'll never use themYour goodbyeLeft me with eyes that cryHow can I go on dear without youYou took the...
- Pimps And Hookers
Give it up for working stiffsAnd those who sell their bodies time + futureThe popular people who can shout and spreadA catchy rationalizationLet's have a cheer for androids, robots,Servants and their masters"Blind...
- Whoa On The Whoas
We never like to sing whoa whoa weHate whoa we're against whoa weHate whoas - we prefer ahhs and naNa na's and yeahs are alright betweeAFI and the Offspring I don't think weNeed anyone to sing anymore whoas
- Zyclone B Bathouse
Zyclone B Bathouse a perfect place For cleansing ethnicallyTrain ride provided, although the fareOnly sports the under classAs the train goes by, they'll turn awayOnly Doppler is affected not their heartsWith a...
- Electricity
One source of energy the ultimate discoveryElectric blue for me never more to be freeElectricity nuclear and H.E.P.Carbon fuels from the sea wasted electricityOne source of energy electricityAll we need to live today...
- See Her Pee
She got lips like stereoWith the bass and treble downShe got tits like microwaveBurrito that explodeWhat I wouldn't give to see her peeBetween 2 parked cars on a well lit street
- Juice Head
Traditional
- I Gotta Pee
Un-Traditional
- Bath Of Least Resistance
Too many words on the tip of my tongue andI can never figure out, when to speak when toShout when to shut up when to knock myself outI need a brainwash, grey matter bathI need all the clutter thrown in the trashI need...
- San Fransisco Fat
Hollywood is a breeding ground for assholesEgos get as big, as Billy Corgans (THAT'S BIG!)Skinny girl, eat some more food!Muscleman, you look like a *** freak!Hollywood is a nice place for the weekendNot a place,...
- The Bag
Endless evenings of non-existAre getting shorter, monotonousLike an intruder, I belong outsideAlthough I find myself right backThe place I was beforeSaying things I've say once moreThere's no reason for me to be here,...
- I Wanna Be Your Baby
open yourself let me insideopen your armsI have nowhere to goso let me into youi need to be where nothing can hurt meopen your legsto let me crawlinside of youi need to be inside your wombso take me homeinside of...
- Johnny Appleseed
Through word of mouth let it be knowThe man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendaryTravelling from coast to coastHe's the contemporary Johnny AppleseedHe's making sure his garden growsHe'll plant a seed in...
- You're Bleeding
You've got the beauty, but that don't mean a thingA bland reciprocation, but that doesn't bother meYou're happier with lights on underneath a darkened skyOnly in the spotlight can you tell me of your crimesI...
- Sticking In My Eyes
When I look 'round, I only see outta one eyeAs the smoke surrounds my head, the saunaI hear the voices, but I can't make out their wordsSaying things, saying things that I got something sticking in my eyegot something...
- Warm
One more time for Ho Jo, you know I can't waitAnother wasted lineI'm sittin' in the corner, I can feel the weightOf my head on top of my spineThere's nothing to be scared of once you'veSeen the light, reflecting...
- Liza And Louise
Liza's had enough of menShe says, she won't get burned againShe says, they don't know how to ***Her last boyfriend, the shmuckShared with her a nice diseaseKept her passive, on her knees'Til one day she took his...
- She's Gone
A blackened wick is what remainsThe flame was blown out just recentlyAlthough the candle hadn't burned down to the stickIt won't be lit again, the day won't be so brightWe don't know what she may have beenAll we know...
- Please Play This Song On The Radio
We wrote this song, it's not too short, it's not too longIt's got back up voc's in just the right placesIt's got a few oohs and ahhsIt takes a little pauseJust before the second chorusPlease play this song on the...
- Stickin In My Eye
When I look 'round, I only see outta one eyeAs the smoke surrounds my head, the saunaI hear the voices, but I can't make out their wordsSaying things, saying things thatI got something sticking in my eyeGot something...
- Buggley Eyes
Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo DerekAnd woke up with Bo Didley?Have you ever gone to sleep with Bo DerekAnd woke up with Bo Didley?You got so loaded, you thought that sheWas the most beautiful gal that you ever...
- Soul Doubt
Sometimes I feel my life is going 'round in circlesBeneath my eyes are bluish blackThere's nothing new, no one I wanna talk toNothing I wanna think about, I got soul doubtI stick my head out of the window, it's...
- Don't Call Me White
don't call me white, don't call me white don't call me white, don't call me white the connotations wearing my nerves thin could it be semantics generating the mess we're in? I understand that language breeds...
- Scavenger Type
Gigin alone at the bottom of the hillOur protagonist named BillSets his sights on an anchor steam pintAll he needs is thirteen quartersCongregated in his hatA crow, a scavenger typeCalifornia redemption provides him...
- A Perfect Goverment
Even if it's easy to be freeWhat's your definition of freedom?And who the *** are you, anyway?Who the *** are they?Who the *** am I to say?What the *** is really going on?How did the cat get so fat?Why does the...
- Fleas
My father used to sayYou sleep with dogs the next dayYou'll wake up in the bed scratchingThose inevitable fleasAt ten years oldYou listen to what you're toldBut I never felt the itchI never wouldMy mother had...
- The Cause
It isn't for the money, no it isn't for the funIt's a plan, a scam, a diagramIt's for the benefit of everyoneYou gotta have a little respectSubterranean idealsTraditional neglectReflect on how you think it would make...
- The Happy Guy
He's just a man getting through lifeThe best he canHe's not a scientis, he programs a computerBefore that he sold cars to pay aStudent loan now he receives pityFrom his family - his friends say how could heTurn his...
- Thank God It's Monday
I'm gonna tell you what I think I really like about MondaysCause they feel like SaturdaysWhen you don't gotta go to work everyday is a holidayI wake up when I want to. I do anything I wanna doCan't wait for Tuesday I...
- Dig
Rationalize values it's so easy to succeedKeeping your eyes on the prize excessCamped outside laissez fairePeople understand me thereDon't talk to me we'll get along just fineBlowin' out your moresHerny Ford tradition...
- Take Two Placebos And Call Me LAme
Can't you see my soul worn on the record sleeveIt is going up for sale as soon as it gets savedInterrogation blues, once again I loseYou don't get to magnify my insecuritiesYou don't get to site and save my...
- Leave It Alone
breath, ever so soft we would'nt want to break the eggs as we walkleave it alonefollow the grainwe could'nt stop the irresistable forceleave it the samechange with the leavesbringin in the newringing out the oldnah...
- Jeff Wears Birkenstocks?
Don't wanna chill, don't wanna sitDon't wanna hear no hippy shitDon't tell me I've closed my mindDon't wanna groove don't wanna digDon't wanna spend the day ***Don't like my music country friedHe's got a tye dyed...
- Lori Meyers
Lori Meyers used to live upstairsOur parents had been friends for yearsAlmost every afternoon we'd play forbidden gamesAt nine years old there's no such thing as shameIt wasn't recognition of her face, whatBrought me...
- Punk Guy
Crazier than GG, yet more PC than Ian Got colored teeth like Johnny Exudes a vicious disposition His hair sticks out like Colin' did, he jumps Similar to Springa, he points his middle finga Not just he singer in the...
- Reeko
Reeko, try to understand, it really is that badIt won't just go away, the party's overIt's past two o'clock, so it's about time weStopped, 'cause ISee the keg has been sucked dryThe cisco was emptied into the...
- The Quass
There are no intelligible lyrics to this song.
- Dying Degree
Dresser drawers are filled with pocket changeCoupons cut, smokes down to the buttIs this what dreams are made!?Adding up subtracting down you findYourself *** the rindDying degree, graying amieFinal payment made -...
- I, Melvin
Mascara hides the sleepless nights Years of abuse, the downs and highs A lonely drunk staggers on stage Weathered and worn, battered and broken, I feel my age Like a puppet on strings, look he strums and he sings, I...
- My Friends In New York
Staying home is not really an optionFor alcoholics living in ManhattanHave you seen the size of John Bush's apartment?It's a bit smaller than a glove compartmentFor all my friends in New YorkThe next 10 rounds are on...
- California Uber Alles
Don't want a theocracy Don't want to share my economy *** that shit about sea to shining sea I want out of the U.S.A. But i don't wanna leave C.A. Jonathan Christ said it best first Let California stand alone From...
- Benny Got Blowed Up
NOFX - Benny Got Blowed UpTired of shootin' smack, tired of on the run, traded the needle... for the gunTired of livin' small, tired of the withdrawal, no more retreat time for attackOh Benny how many times you tried...
- Teenage Punching Bag
Grade school sociopath, teenage alcoholic, fraternity date rapist, company CEOKindergarten genius, middle school punching bag, junior high school dropout, federal institutionGerm free adolescent, closet homo***ual,...
- Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as mine As you drive away, I laugh with my friends 'Cause I...
- I Am Going To Hell For This One
Jesus Christ will resurrectHe's got his BMI royalty to collectHe's no the white fragile hippieHe looks and acts more like an indignant ICE-TJesus Christ is coming backHe wants to kick Mel Gibson's assSuperstar, The...
- Leaving Jesusland
We call the heartland not very smartland, IQ's are very low but threat levels are highThey got mandate, they don't want man-dates, they got so many hates and people to despiseIn the dust bowl, cerebral black hole, the...
- Last Night Was Really Fun?
Last night was really funthat's what I heard from almost everyone I got a hand stamp but not a first hand account I don't remember what booze I drankI'm not sure what kind of drugs were done Without any account can...
- Fan Mail
Dear sirs,To whom this may concernthere's facts I'd like to learnso many things I wanna knowespecially trivial info paraphernalia badges and regaliaplease send me everythingcuz Iam interested in youand every thing you...
- You Will Lose Faith
Your only daughter's turning trickscuz she's jonesin' for a fix She just blew your mechanicthat's when you will lose your wife's Overdose was a successhumiliation was too great Now with your estate foreclosedyou will...
- California Ãœber Alles
Don't want a theocracy Don't want to share my economy *** that shit about sea to shining sea I want out of the U.S.A. But i don't wanna leave C.A. Jonathan Christ said it best first Let California stand alone From...
- Insulted By Germans (Again)
Germans Love To Insult meThe country condescendswe call it arrogance they call it making friendsScottish don't speak a languageThe British Love To GobJapanese like to chase me down the streets of NagoyaCanadians talk...
- Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
Melvin: Hey Hefe, what do you call a guy that hangs out with musicians?Hefe: Uhhh, you?----Hefe: Hey Fat Mike, Whats a jewish dilemma?Fat Mike: I dunnoHefe: Free Ham!!----Fat Mike: Hey Hefe, what do you call three...
- Food, *** & Ewe
I'd rather have a bottle in front of meI'd rather watch 10 hours of T.V.But since I can't I'll think of foodI'll think of ***I'll think of musicAnd I'll think of youI'd rather have a cold one by the seaI'd rather have...
- Brain Constipation
Somebody hear me, somebody listen to meAm I alone in this worldIs there anyone listening?Appease me, can't find a reason to beAlienation, is taking over meI'm going away, can't go on any longerI really don't know why...
- I Don't Want You Around
Jenny, so many times I tried to get awayBut you kept following me all over townI'll display it, there's no way to say itI don't just want you,I jusrt don't want you around,I don't want you around,You follow me...
- The Moron Brothers
Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toesThey're idiots, losers, they're scumTaking advantage of everyoneYou're a dog, they're your fleasDoing everything they can to spread diseaseThey'll take...
- Showerdays
In the morning I awakeI feel my bladder about to breakI scratch my balls I rub my eyesJust feeling lousyMy girlfriend tells me thatIt's time to take a bathI say "No, not today, it's only Tuesday"Once every 24 hoursI'm...
- New ***
Something is lacking, I'm not attractingMy *** are not as big as I want them to beI want 36DI'm not receiving enough affectionGonna get me a silicon injectionAnd fulfill my dreams, bust through my seamsMy social...
- Cheese/Where's My Slice?
It's been a long timeNow it's time to get your bubble burstThings are bad enough in the worldWhy do you have to make them worseDay after day, you just gotta get itSo sick and tired of your bitching and complainingSo...
- El Lay
Get out of my way,Can't you see I'm from LA?Yeah, I met Slash, I've got a rose tattooI bet I know way more people than youI just love this town,My girfriend weighs 84 poundsMet her at the Cathouse where I get in for...
- Together On The Sand
Together on the sandWe walked hand in handOn the beachfront, she smiled at meAs she tightly held my handI had my finger up her...Country music played on the radioSo I turned it off and we walked downTo the water, as...
- Gonoherpasyphilaids
Sitting in a room waiting for some newsSitting in a room with white knucklesNot feeling so goodI didn't do the things I shouldI said "Doc, tell me what's wrong with me"He had this expression he didn't know what to...
- Nowhere
You can't believe things you see and readThe Soviet threatOur pseudo enemyWhat's scaring me?Our foreign policyTo make the world safe for businessCall it democracyOur human nature, it's all the sameWe spend our lives...
- Green Corn
Sometimes I think of all the places where I don't wanna goThen I think of all the things I don't wanna doAnd when I think of all the people I don't wanna meetI close my eyes and go to sleepTully, baby, you're trapped...
- The Malachi Crunch
Did you get that rush, that feeling, adrenalinPumping through your veins?A lifeless body in the gutter, city streets are stainedHow do you rationalize? What do you see in your reflection?A kid just having fun, a...
- Just The Flu
Looking back to the past,Predictions of the endUnseen ultra violet raysAre beating on my headNuclear threat wanna bet will be our demiseThe day will come when we'll look to apocalyptic skiesWhen the news had spread,...
- Vanilla ***
Don't ever take away from me my ***graphyWe obviously don't agree on what's obsceneI have the right to choose what IWant to see and readDon't try to take away from meMy right to privacy what IDo is no one's business...
- Day To Daze
I trusted you at least I thought I couldI tried to believe when you saidI got a better job I can pay you backReal soon. No! I don't do those drugs no moreI know my luck has changed my lifestyleHas rearranged I'm on my...
- You Drink, You Drive, You Spill
I say don't drink and driveYou might spill your drinkBefore you get behindThat wheel, just stop & thinkYou can take your chancesBut there's so much to loseAnother bumpy road,There's so much wasted boozeI'm not so...
- Drug Free America
We belive in a drug free AmericaA drug free America for meThat's the way we beliveThe way that it should beDrug free America for meLike in Amsterdam where drugsAre bought and sold legallyLet's take it one step...
- You Can Go Your Own Way
Lovin you isn't the right thing to doHow can I ever change things that I feel?If I could, baby I'd give you my worldBut how can I when you won't take it from meYou can go your own wayYou can call it on the lonely...
- Five Feet Under
5 feet under, he's got one foot in the graveWould you look at him I think he's lost itI don't think that he can be savedHe's got a downpayment on his tombstoneHe's not alone his whole life has been outOn a limb. Just...
- Life Of Riley
I sit in my easy chairI've got so much time to spareCause I know in my future daysI'll have my lionshareThere's nothing I like betterThan getting something for nothingThen some will tell you that you can't get nothing...
- S&M Airlines
I went to the airport, but I missed my flightI had to get out of this town tonightThen a lady in black caught my attentionI couldn't figure out what was her intentionShe told me about a flight that was leaving...
- Professionall Crastination
Can't u see how easy it becomesProcrastinate, we're professionalsGet things done, you can't, to busyHaving fun we're professionalsProfessional crastination it's a wayOf life if you've got lots of timePut it off cause...
- Jaundiced Eye
Black is beautiful, white is so pureCan you see a difference? all I see's a blurIs one color a virtue how can you be sureIgnorance the disease education the cureSo how can you say that your proud of your raceProud of...
- I'm Telling Tim
You better watch out you better not cryYou better put out records DIYCause it's not what you've done it's what you've beenIf you *** up I'm telling TimTake you out of book your own life part sixYou won't play again...
- Murder The Government
I wanna see the constitution burnWanna watch the white house overturnWanna witness some blue blood bleed redI wanna tar and lynch the KKKI wanna pull and shoot the NRAI wanna pay the lobbyists to kill themselvesI...
- It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
Indiscriminate I'd rather be eliteI'll choose my own shit sceneUnsubstantiated rumors flown are trueI'm here for me not youNonconglumurate I mean what I sayI'm not your *** scapeGoat apparently I've alienated...
- All His Suits Are Torn
Billy Cobin lost it allWe knew he would eventuallySome wonders why he took the fallOthers just ask who the hell is heAnd why should we care for him?A baggy man with baggy clothesA face made of paper macheHe lost his...
- Monosylabic Girl
I take her to the aquarium, she says sharkI take her to the planetarium, she says darkI take her to the seasideWhere she likes to spin and twirlShe says sure and cool and yeahShe's my monosylabic girlI take her to the...
- The Desperation's Gone
Trip down the stairs into hellCathay de I miss your smell A mixture of puke, beer, stale piss***, sweat, and fearAdrenaline addicted, the blood leakFrom my head kinda concerned my friendsBut at the time it felt so...
- 180 Degrees
It's so easy to defend the Status Quowith everyone so cool and cynicalBut when you see the end don't justify the meansIt's just that 180 degreesThe great thing about bein' a humanThe ability to reasonBut reasoning...
- Eat The Meek
Y mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longeY mussed oui stay wear wee don't bee longeBecause there's never gonna be enough spaceSo eat the meek, enjoy the wasteIt's always gonna be a delicacyLick your chops and eat the...
- Kill Rock Stars
"Kill the rockstars" how ironic, KathleenYou've been crowned the newest queenKinda like the punk rock Gloria SteinhamYou can't change the world by blaming menCan't change the world by hating menJust cause I don't know...
- Quart In Session
It's funny how nothing seems much funAnymore to me now that I quit the drink'Cause soberness, it might be what I needBut it's certainly not how I wanna beNothing seems much fun anymore to meConsequence never had...
- Falling In Love
Blast oxygen masks, smoke filled cabinDepressurize, don't be afraid, hold onto meWe're goin down, but not our loveDeath don't seem so bad, 'cause I'm with youMy only love, so close your eyesKiss me one last time,...
- Flossing A Dead Horse
There are no words to this song.
- All Outta Angst
I'm not insane, I'm not bummed outI got no one to blame, nothing to changeI got no evil to fightOne thing's for sure, I'm all outta angstSociety don't bother meAnd there's something wrong with thatSo I'm off to...
- Punk Rock Elite
Indiscriminate I'd rather be eliteI'll choose my own shit sceneUnsubstantiated rumors flown are trueNonconglumurate I mean what I sayI'm not your *** scapeGoat apparently I've alienated someIt seems my job's half...
- Kids Of The K-Hole
Everybody needs some time awayJust stuck in the k-hole againAn 18 hour holidayJust stuck in the k-hole again, just once againMrs. Kitty Ketamine your perseverance mayOutlast my ambition to go homeInfatuation with your...
- Dad's Bad News
Don't believe a word your grandfather saysHe's been classified grade A psycotikYou can see it from the hole in his headA saner man would have used a bigger gunDegeneration ah ah ah ah ahThe lunatic clause was written...
- No Fun In Fundamentalism
ThereÂ’s no fun in Bible study classThereÂ’s no fun getting ***ed in the***by a priestUnless your old and into that,ItÂ’s no Fun for a kid who is scared as shitThereÂ’s no fun when praying on a matThereÂ’s no fun...
- Gin & Juice
With so much drama in the L-B-C It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G But I, somehow, some way Keep comin up with funky***shit like every single day May I, kick a little something for the G's and, make a few moves...
- I Want You To Want Me
I want you to want meI need you to need meI'd love you to love meI'm beggin' you to beg meI want you to want meI need you to need meI'd love you to love meI'll shine up my old brown shoesPut on a brand new shirtGet...
- Bob
He spent 15 yearsGetting loaded for 15 yearsTill his liver explodedNow what's Bob gonna doNow that he cant drink?The Doctor said: "Whatcha been thinkin bout?"Bob said : "Thats the point. I won't think bout nothing.Now...
- Wore Out The Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots
Life is fast but I don't wanna live past you, cause you are my only rootsI was the king of the drug booze thing now I've worn out the soles of my party bootsSo call me shit-faced Master of Disgrace, I don't care cause...
- Vegetarian Mumbo-Jumbo
Vegetarian....Vegetarian.....I don't want tofu I'd rather have a mouthful of beef stew I don't want to be a vegetarian why eat beans when you can have steak insted? I don't feel bad about eating something thats dead...
- The Brews
Friday night we'll be drinking manashevitzGoing out to terrorize goyemStomping shagitz, screwing shicksasAs long as we're home by saturday mornin'Cause heyWe're the brewsSportin' anti swastika tattoosOi oi we're the...
- Happy Breakup Song
Hello dear there somthin' on my mindThere somethin' between us I can't findCan please please show me the light Because with you I refuse to fightIt's cause you have a new girlfriend She gives you better head then...
- Linoleum
Possessions never meant anything to meI'm not crazy (Cause I got none)Well that's not true, I've got a bed and a guitarAnd a dog named dog who pisses on my floorThat's right, I've got a floorSo what, so what, so...
- Drugs Are Good
Want to *** off, drop outNever trust a ***in' hippieFor that matter don't trust anyoneQuit school, don't workLivin' up the music you punkIf I could do it so could anyoneDrugs are goodThey make you do things that you...
- We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
Brilliant? We're describing something dumb You create to desecrate the villain I've become A prophet, not to be made but heard Speaks in tongues and sarcasm To me it's plain, to you absurd You don't know me let alone...
- Straight Edge
I'm a person just like youBut I've got better things to doThan sit around and *** my headHang out with the living deadSnort white shit up my nosePass out at all the showsI don't even think about SpeedThat's something...
- Always Hate Hippies
You are a hippieYou smell like skunkI'm your arch enemyA middle-class punkGet out, get a life, get a jobEveryone's smoking grassEveryone is an assCan't you afford to cut your hair?'Cause Frank & I will cut it off for...
- Idiot Son Of An Asshole
He's not smart, a C studentAnd that's after buying his way into schoolBeady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexicCan he read? No one's really quite sureHe signs stuff and he executes peopleMaybe that's why, he doesn't have...
- How Did The Cat Get So Fat
Even if it's easy to be freeWhat's your definition of freedom?And who the *** are you, anyway?Who the *** are they?Who the *** am I to say?What the *** is really going on?How did the cat get so fat?Why does the...
- The Longest Line
In the darkest tunnel it's nice to see a lightNot just a headlightLike the one that's heading right for meIt would be nice if things could turn out rightTurn out right, yeahDon't think I'll ever see the dayI must have...
- Open Your Eyes
At first I thought you were dead But now i see that you're wanted dead Something I did, and they say yeah yeah Blank gen, blank gen(eration) Open your eyes Open your eyes Can't you see what's going on Open your eyes...
- Fungus
I hate the radio but I like FungusThe only punk-rock station, itÂ’s humongousI think they just play MisfitÂ’s Walk among usFungus 53
- There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
ThereÂ’s no fun in Bible study classThereÂ’s no fun getting ***ed in the***by a priestUnless your old and into that,ItÂ’s no Fun for a kid who is scared as shitThereÂ’s no fun when praying on a matThereÂ’s no fun...
- What's The Matter With Parents Today?
Mom and Dad, how'd you get so rad, when exactly did you get so hipWearing teenage clothes you're always coming to my showsAnd telling me that I should mellow outIt's absurd, you're singing every wordYou're not...
- Dinosaurs Will Die
Keep back, watch it crumbleSee the drownin, watch the fallI feel just terible about itThat's sarcasm, let it burnI'm gonna make a toast when it falls apartI'm gonna raise my glass above my heartThen someone shouts...
- My Vagina
My vagina has two sets of lips, but I don't get Monthly blood drips, my vagina hardly even usedMy vagina's got lots of extra skin they took myOuttie and made it an in turning Donnie into Marie OsmandOperation...
- Bottles To The Ground
You know it when it's overDoor are closing feel the sober staring at youYou know you better take one more good lookOne more round then it's bottles to the groundSmashing of the glass what a super sonic soundYou gotta...
- Pharmacist's Daughter
Give her a call for demorol and amal nitrateI tell her dad don't worry sir we won't stay out lateI'm in love with her the pharmacist's daughterShe's got my love, I get her drugsWaking up in the afternoon can't wait to...
- Total Bummer
Go away sunny dayAll the horny people sitting in front of their TVsAnd thinking what is wrong with me I'm not a monsterWhy won't anybody *** meI don't want to live life lonelyWhy does everyone have to be perfectGo...
- Herojuana
Light the match burn the flowerLeave behind all the wrong why beSad when happiness can be boughts forA little more than free modernDay prohibition are we men areWe children at what age can I Choose how to live the...
- And Now For Something Completely Similar
[CD lyrics:]Hello, welcome to our CDCan you hear the blatant similarity?To Linoleum and Shadows of Defeat[Vinyl lyrics:]Hello, welcome to our discTurn it louder, get your neighbors pissedOr turn it down, it don't...
- New Happy Birthday Song
Happy birthday, you're not special,You're getting older and not much better,We all want to embarrass you,That's why we're singing this song,So happy *** birthday,You're not special,You're not special
- Clams Have Feelings Too! (Actually They Don't)
Birds are dumb cause small bird brainsBut so are kids and old peopleSome birds talk most others singI don't see you eating a talking birdPigs smell bad and roll in poohBut so do kids and elderlyI don't see you chop...
- Louise
She had to walk with a silicone cockStinking in her***and one in her cuntA butterfly strapped tight to her clitBut who's got the remote controlThat would belong to LouiseShe's got a new pet a real vaginal...
- Theme From A NOFX Album
We're professional punkers we come from the suburbsAfter 15 years we're still having funNow we're over 30 still looking so purty at least we got a beat up accordianThat's Erik our drummer his father's a plumberHe...
- Stranger Than Fishin
Got a no string guitar, got a sunn beta head I'm a rock n roll star, I ain't no musician some thingsare stranger than fishin, know a beat on a drum, know how to sing outta keygot some illegal drugsI ain't no musician...
- American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
It's okay don't be ashamed allow yourself a little hate, I really hate hate hatersHatred is not so bad when directed at injustice and evil doersYou can turn the other cheek, but don't turn the other way indifference...
- Decom-Posuer
She's a painting outta focus with no good sense of intention she's authenticShe's a model of disaster with a heart of revolutionShe's so innocent, but guilty's her pleaEverybody wants to save her from herself, they...
- She's Nubs
It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels, how does she get in and out of tubsI hope she doesn't get mad, I hope she thinks this song is good not badCuz we think that she's totally rad, she's NubsNo...
- 13 Stitches
The first time I saw the Descendants, they were the fastest band I'd ever seenNo one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for the Alley Cats to playAfter a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney...
- Medio-core
Medio-core it's not forsaken the music they're makin'Will leave you with a feeling of indifferenceHow was the band They were okay not great but pretty goodThey played the songs I knew they wouldSome old, some new, the...
- Whoops, I OD'd
Whoops I OD'd, shortness of breath, call ambulence, tell my wife I love herError in judgement cut my life, no second chance, no guiding lightI never meant, to cause., you painI never thought I'd be the one who took...
- Mattersville
There's a place where some of us choose to live A gated community cops can't come inA neighborhood for punks over the hillWe're spendin' our golden years in MattersvilleWe can do whatever we want whenever we...
- Anarchy Camp
I got an invitation to anarchy campThere will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an eveningThe soundtrack will go multi platinumBarbecue a boca while the effegies burnYou may not want to stay and see how we...
- Idiots Are Taking Over
It's not the right time to be sober now the idiots have taken overSpreading like a social cancer is there an answerMensa membership conceding, tell me why (and how) are all the stupid people breedingWatson, it's...
- The Separation Of Church And Skate
Lost in a sea of combat boots, flush the bouncers with wasted youthWhen did punk rock become so safe, when did the scene become a jokeThe kids who used to live for beer and speed now want their fries and cokeCursing...
- We Got 2 Jealous Agains
I thought you were the one when I heard Holidays In The Sun someFrom your bedroom but my mind started t stray when I saw YouthOf Today mixed with your singles what's with this Underdogand this GNR EP? I don't think...
- Franco Un-American
I never thought abouit the universe, it made me feel smallI never thought about the problems of this planet at allGlobal warming and radioactive sitesThe imperialistic wrongs and animal rights, NO! Why think all the...
- Re-Gaining Unconsciousness
First they put away the dealers, keep our kids safe and off the streetThen they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at homeThen they shooed away the bums then they beat and bashed the queersTurned...
- The Irrationality Of Rationality
Frank the new CEO had to answer to the boardThe board was getting anxious and the shareholdersWere on the bed legs in air,***cheeks open wideThey were about to get ***ed like it was there first timeWhen one makes...
- We Called It America
The leads are weak, the leads are weak, *** leads are weak?YOU'RE WEAKRemember when America had a middle classAnd an upper class, that was way before the exodusThat was the America that we thought was number...
- Eddie, Bruce And Paul
What happened to Bruce, Eddie and PaulWhat happened to Bruce, Eddie and Pauland Eddie had it good, but Paul loved his cocaine, and Eddie hated punksSo, after a couple years, Eddie broke it off with Paul, to look for a...
- Creeping Out Sara
I was backstage at a festival in GermanyTalking to a cute, fair skinned brunetteI asked her if she wanted to have a beerand if she liked our setI noticed that her hair was longer in the backI figured that's cuz she's...
- Jamaica's Alright (If You Like Homophobes)
Jamaica's alright, if you wanna get in the middle of a knife fightJamaica's alright, if you wanna get AIDS or dysenteryJamaica's alright, if you wanna be mugged or murderedJamaica's alright, if you're a misogynist, or...
- No Way
No class, no job I'm just a victim of society a slob No ass, no head I gotta go home and jack off instead No mind, no kind My brain is jelly and my memory is blind No way, no way I cannot live in a world this*** No way!
- Getting High On The Down Low
I'm on the wagon now but she doesn't knowI'm getting high on the down lowCause when I got the music I got no place to goUnless I got a bottle in meI'm in the Cadillac, they're starting to stareWho's the guy with the...
- You're Wrong
You're wrong about virtues of Christianity And you're wrong if you agree with Sean Hannity If you think that pride is about nationality, you're wrong You're wrong when you imprison people turning tricks And you're...
- Glass War
Glass war, glass war, glass war, glass war, it's a glass warGlass war, glass war, it's a glass warGlass war, glass warIt's a glass warCause you can see right through the poisonIt's a glass warCause we all know the...
- Kill All The White Man
The white man call himself civilized,Cause he know how to take over,The white man come to pillage my village,Now he tell me I have to bend over.Oh yeah, kill all the white man.No I don't like the white man up in me,He...
- Three On Speed
All we need, a little methanphetamensThree on speed, a little subversationWhat we do? is nothing you know aboutWho you are? defintly not one of usAll we need, a little pick me upI dont really care is its claen or if...
- One Way Ticket To ***neckville
No sleep till ***neckville It's kind of funny, you may not realize it until Phone calls stop, can't get laid You find out where the party's were some time the next day One way ticket to seclusion Now you're losing...
- On The Rag
It's that time of the month,Again, your bitching,Stop yelling at me.I know you've got to plug yourself up,But why take it out on me?Just leave me alone,Stop yelling at me,Leave me alone,When it's your time to bleed
- Shut Up Already
"Affection not dissection,Meat is murder,Animals are for petting."Oh shut the *** up already.I'm tired of you whining,About poor little animals dying,And the food they are supplying.Because if a big animal had the...
- The Decline
where are all the stupid people from?and how did they get to be so dumb, bred on purple mountain range, feed amber waves of grains to lesser human beings, zero feelings blame it on human nature,man's destiny blame it...
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