I agreed to host the showThat was how this whole thing startedHow was I supposed to knowI would end up so broken heartedWe had one nightThatâ??s all it meant to youNow Iâ??m alone and Iâ??m...

I drove seven hoursAll day to see youThe least that you could do is be at homeI wait outside your front doorI guess that I surprised us bothWhen you get home youâ??re not aloneThe way I thought youâ??d...

I was fineI pulled myself togetherJust in timeTo throw myself awayOnce my perfect world was gone I knewYou ruined everythingIn the nicest wayYou should knowHow great things were before youEven soTheyâ??re...

Summerâ??s overYouâ??re going back to schoolIâ??m staying hereWhere else would I go?Watch the leaves turnClose up the swimming poolWinter comes inSooner than you knowNights get cold and the...

It was 3 AM when I heard the soundPoked my head outside and I looked aroundIn the echo the car alarms ringingThe sense that something terrible had happened againCut the lights and put the TV onAnd they said that...

Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pairOf very fancy pants that Mr. Fancy Pants will wearWhen everybodyâ??s marching in the fancy pants paradeHeâ??s gonna pass the testHeâ??s gonna be...

This was a triumph.I'm making a note here:HUGE SUCCESS.It's hard to overstatemy satisfaction.Aperture ScienceWe do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no sense...

This was a triumph!I'm making a note here:"HUGE SUCCESS!!"It's hard to overstatemy satisfaction.Aperture Science:We do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no...

This was a triumph!I'm making a note here:"HUGE SUCCESS!!"It's hard to overstatemy satisfaction.Aperture Science:We do what we mustbecause we can.For the good of all of us.Except the ones who are dead.But there's no...

Todayâ??s the day it gets betterThis much I knowIâ??m gone, getting outAnd all you suckers can watch me goAnd I donâ??t know where Iâ??m going yetBut itâ??s somewhere quite a ways...

Thereâ??s a tall thin man standing in the shadowsWhen he calls your name his voice is strong and clearItâ??s a dark and smoky place, so you canâ??t quite see his faceHe pulls you close and...

Downtown stroller townTake a stroll aroundDowntown stroller townGonna shut your stroller downDowntown stroller townTake a stroll aroundDowntown stroller townWatch them roll aroundDown town stroller townShut your...

I woke up with a headacheSlept too late and my coffee turned coldNobody got me my breakfastMy eyes are tired and my body feels oldAnd no one seems to careIâ??m looking at you when I say thatWhy donâ??t...

I run the God damned pretzel store at Buckingham MallHere on the east wingâ??s second floor Iâ??m belle of the ballBut at night I could swear that Iâ??m someone elseSomeone whoâ??s...

Thereâ??s a small town in the mountains where the streets are wide and stillThere are children making angels in the snowThe sunset paints the sky at nightAnd old man works by candlelightA tiny baby smiles and...

Three camerasSeven diversThree divesFour hours driveOne new PA350 feet water80 miles of caveTwo hosts in need of wordsAnd my left arm is not workingI fear nothingAnymoreSee you all in hell

We took the freeway out of townWe found a place to settle downWe bought a driveway and a swingset and a dogYou got your very own bathroomI got my very own workshop in the basementWe sit around staring at the...

Meet Joan and JaneJoan and Jane are in Brooklyn New YorkJane and Joan are almost readyJane and Joan need a timeoutJane and Joan have to start putting their ideas into actionJane and Joan will face offJane and Joan...

Is Bitter there?Iâ??d rather talk to her than DisappointedThough sheâ??s not quite as fun as Good and MadBetter put her onShe can change the gameShe can make me say Iâ??m sorryYou throw your hands...

I like dutyLet me talk about dutyWhy? Because it needs to get doneThis administration has failed to do itAnd now, we have an urgent dutyWe should do it nowDo it, and do it wellIf it feels good do itYeah, Iâ??m...

When I was a young boy I�¢??d follow the pathDown past the dunes to the seaAnd there on the warm sandy beaches we�¢??d lieThe furry old lobsters and meThey�¢??d whistle and squeal as...

Somebody put their feet up on the tableSomebody made a pretty bad callSomebodyâ??s living in a pretty dream worldSomebody doesnâ??t want to play ballIâ??m not responsible for you no...

You have put on your feety pajamasIt's time for a long winter's napThere's a knock on the door and a stranger is thereHe wants you to sit on his lapHe takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrushYour wife gets a wig...

I hate CaliforniaThere's something out there I just don't getI know your friends out there must think I'm pretty strangeBecause I dress as if the weather's gonna changeBut it never doesI hate CaliforniaI hate...

We used to have such a good thingBut we were doomed from the startItâ??s a crying shame, the way things fall apartI know you think that itâ??s overYouâ??re always telling me soBut I never was very...

Itâ??s four in the morning, the end of DecemberIâ??m writing you now just to see if youâ??re betterNew York is cold, but I like where Iâ??m livingThereâ??s music on Clinton Street...

I haven�¢??t thought of you in fifteen days and today I still won�¢??t think of youAnd when I call you up and you�¢??re not well I might not even careEvery day gets better than the one...

I thought weâ??d start our evening off with a glass of cold roseThen we can sit here on the couch just holding handsAnd Iâ??ll say that youâ??re beautifulYou might say Iâ??m moving to...

Did you notice something?Did the world seem different when you first got out of bed today?Everyoneâ??s excitedEveryone feels happy in a way they canâ??t explain todayDoesnâ??t matter who you...

If it doesnâ??t kill you itâ??ll make you strongerBut if it kills you youâ??ll be deadUse flourescent bulbs theyâ??ll probably last longerBut the buzzing sound might hurt your...

I lie below, you float aboveIn the pretty white ships that I've been dreaming ofAnd I'd like to swim beside youGetting dizzy in your wakeGetting close enough to touch youGetting brave enough to take you into my...

I get up early when the sleeping pill wakes meI take a wake up pill and fill with energyI power on hard and I check my messagesBut I donâ??t have any messagesI take a driving pill and head to my carI drive around a...