- Sweet Gene Vincent
Blue Gene babySkinny white sailor, The chances were slenderThe beauties were briefShall I mourn your decline With some Thunderbird wineAnd a black hankerchief? I miss your sad Virginia whisperI miss the voice that...
- Hit Me With Your Rhythm StickÂ
In the deserts of Sudan, And the gardes of JapanFrom Milan to YakatanEvery woman's every manHit me with your rythym stick, hit me, hit meJe t'adore, Ich niebe dich, Hit me, hit me, hit me,Hit me with you rythym stick,...
- *** And Drugs And Rock 'N' Roll
*** and drugs and rock and rollIs all my brain and body need*** and drugs and rock and rollAre very good indeedKeep your silly ways or throw them out the windowThe wisdom of your ways, I've been there and I knowLots...
- That's Not All
While these minutes are no goodBloody slowly drift awayIt's you that comes to help him nowThat's not all he wants to sayTomorrowAnd TomorrowTomorrowAnd TomorrowTomorrowAnd TomorrowTries to keep himself in shapeWashed...
- There Ain't Half Been Some Clever Bastards
Noel Coward was a charmer.As a writer he was brahma.Velvet, jackets and pyjamas,had a*** divorce and other dramas.There ain't half been some clever bastards(Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders)There ain't half been some...
- I Want To Be StraightÂ
I'm Charley, you knowI'm Norman pleased to meet youI'm Mickey, helloWilkoI'm Johnny, how are you doing Harry?My name is DavidAnd I'm IanÂ… and Â… guess what?Oi!I want to be straight, I want to be straightI'm sick and...
- You're More Than Fair
You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bumWhy don't you come to my house and meet my mumI like your titties, they're nice and smallLet me have a squeeze in my front hallSatin drawers I want to run a hand inI...
- Billericay DickieÂ
(Spoken)Good evening, I'm from Es***In case you couldn't tellMy given name is Dickie, I come from BillericayAnd I'm doing very wellHad a love affair with NinaIn the back of my CortinaA seasoned up hyena Could not have...
- Common As Muck
You're not Brigitte BardotI'm not Jack PalanceI'm not Shirley TempleOn any circumstanceOr Fred AstaireYou're not Sydney TaphlerI'm not Dirk BogardeI'm not very stylishAnd you're not avant gardeOr Lionel BlairWe're as...
- Blockheads
You must have seen parties of BlockheadsWith blotched and lagered skinBlockheads with food particles in their teethWhat a horrible state they're inThey've got womanly breasts Under pale mauve vestsShoes like dead...
- You'll See Glimpses
You'll seeThey think I'm off my crust as I creep about the gaffBut I'm really getting ready to surprise them allBecause I'm busy sorting out the problems of the worldAnd when I reveal all, won't they get a crinkly...
- What A Waste!
I could be the driver an articulated lorryI could be a poet I wouldn't need to worryI could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholarsI could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahsWhat a wasteWhat a wasteWhat...
- Clevor Trever
Just cos I ain't never ‘ad, no, Nothing worth havingNever ever, never everYou ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fallInto thinking that I ain't too cleverAnd it ain't not having One thing nor anotherNeither,...
- Inbetweenies
In the mirror, when I'm debonairMy reactions are my own affairA body likes to be near the boneOh Nancy, Leslie, Jack and JoanI die when I'm alone, aloneShake your booty when your back is bentPut your feelings where my...
- Reasons To Be Cheerful, Pt. 3Â
Why don't you get back into bed?Reasons to be cheerful (part 3)Some of Buddy Holly, the working follyGood golly Miss Molly and boatsHammersmith Palais, the Bolshoi BalletJump back in the alley add nanny...
- Razzle In My Pocket
In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick.South Street Romford, shopping arcadeGot a Razzle magazine, I never paidInside my jacket and away double quick.Good sense told me, once was enoughBut I had a cocky eye on...
- Wake Up And Make Love With MeÂ
I come awakeWith the gift for womankindYou're still alseepBut the gift don't seem to mindRise on this occationHalfway up your backSliding down your bodyTouching your behindYou look so self-possessedI won't distrub...
- Superman's Big SisterÂ
Till I met her, I thought I knew the answersI thought a bit of treatment was all a body needsI'll take you where the haps areAll the handsome chaps areSqueeze you till I make your feelings bleedShe put me right behind...
- You're The Why
I shuffled through the modes of bad behaviourAnd hankered for the desolated dawnI couldn't cope with yet another saviourTo steer me from the way that I was bornThen like a ton of bricks the dawn descendedRecalcitrance...
- Ballad Of The Sulphate Strangler Â
Are we rolling?Here we go thenAnd 1,2, 32, 2, 3A boy was born to Jack and MargeIn 1951And what is love, is love, is loveAnd what is done, is doneThe baby grew in size and rageBeyond his normal yearsAnd when there's...
- CowboysÂ
They say it's tough out there and that's for sureYou pay your way twice over, if not moreThey say that's the price of fame, And now you've made your nameYour friends don't even treat you like They used to do...
- Happy Hippy
I'm hanging up my hang-upsEre I turn into a blank automotonYou won't find me on the treadmillYou can tell ‘em Willy boy has been and goneYes mogadon time's overThere'll be an empty bed in babylonCos i'm a happy...
- I Could LieÂ
I could lie before I could talkrun away before I could walkI could cheat before I could playI was gone before I could stayI could curse before I could cryI could serve before I could sighI could want before I could...
- I BelieveÂ
I believe in bottle banksAnd beauty from withinI believe in saying thanksAnd fresh air on the skinI believe in healthy walksAs tonic for the feetI believe in serious talksAnd just enough to eatThat's what I...
- It Ain't CoolÂ
You think it's cool to make me wait With baited breath for what you sayYou think it's cool to be the overlord Of all that you surveyYou think it's clever beinfg clever, That you wear your fortune wellYou think it's...
- Dance Little Rude BoyÂ
Hey!With your natty threads and your nifty dreadsAnd your Dagenham royal swaggerWith your tricky spiels and your Cuban heelsAnd the face of a carpet-baggerWith your sweet cologne and your mobile phoneAnd the moves of...
- One Love
One looks for happinessOne longs to find a partnerOne knows that nowadaysOne love will be the answerOne sees a crazy worldOne needs a fresh perspectiveOne comes to realiseOne love's a true objectiveOne seeks a perfect...
- Poor Joey
I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girlI'm probably the most typical caged bird in the worldIn Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perchOld Mother Nature's left me right in the lurchThis is my routine: first I ponder and...
- Quick Quick Slow
Give me the quick quick slowGive me the quick quick slowGive me the quick quick slowGive me the quick quick slowGive me the quick quick slowGet there before you goClimbing upon my toesGives me the vertigoNo more...
- D'Orine The Cow
*Moo!*I'm D'Orine the Cow, Tom the Bull's better halfMy daughter's called Daisy, she's a very nice calfWhen I'm all finished milking and chewing the cudMr. Meatface the butcher will be after my bloodCos I'm D'Orine...
- Have A Word
Gotta sign the rent bookGotta do the laundryThen there's the electricThe water and the gasHaven't stopped moaningSince we had the phone inThe television rentalAnother bloody hassGo up to the top of a very high...
- The Bus Driver's Prayer
Our Father,Who art in HendonHarrow Road be Thy nameThy Kingston comeThy WimbledonIn Erith as it is in Hendon.Give us this day our BerkhampsteadAnd forgive us our WestminstersAs we forgive those who Westminster against...
- London Talking
I went and changed a pound for the UndergroundThe Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming roundThe Bakerloo northbound cos you fancied coming round?Hmm, the Bakerloo northbound cos I fancied coming roundWell, I'm...
- If I Was With A Woman
If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happeningLittle things would slowly go askewIf I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappySpecially when she did not want me toIf I was with a woman I'd make believe I...
- Plaistow Patricia
Arseholes, bastards, *** cunts and pricksAerosol, the bricksA lawless brat from a council flat - oh, ohA little bit of this and a little bit of that - oh, ohDirty tricksFrom the Mile End RoadTo the match-stick...
- Spasticus (Autisticus)
I'm Spasticus, I'm SpasticusI'm Spasticus AutisticusI'm Spasticus, I'm SpasticusI'm Spasticus AutisticusI'm Spasticus, I'm SpasticusI'm Spasticus AutisticusI wiggle when I piddleCos my middle is a riddleI'm Spasticus,...
- My Old Man
My old man wore three piece whistlesHe was never home for longDrove a bus for London TransportHe knew where he belongedNumber 18 down to EustonDouble decker move alongDouble decker move alongMy old manLater on he...
- Quiet
Excuse meExcuse meGet right out of the wayQuiet!I'm sorryBeg pardonThe fault's entirely yoursQuiet!Your HighnessYour WorshipYou silly pompous assQuiet!Quiet! You're making such a racketQuiet! Why must you be so...
- Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick
In the deserts of Sudan, And the gardes of JapanFrom Milan to YakatanEvery woman's every manHit me with your rythym stick, hit me, hit meJe t'adore, Ich niebe dich, Hit me, hit me, hit me,Hit me with you rythym stick,...
- *** Ada
Moments of sadness, moments of guiltStains on the memory, stains on the quiltChapter of incident, chapter and verseSub-heading chronic, paragraph worseLost in the limelight, backed in the blazeDid it for nine pence,...
- Take Your Elbow Out Of The Soup (Youre Sitting On The Chicken)
To be simple and wiseNever tell liesAlways pick on someone my own sizeWould be quite a thingAnd when I make it swingIll write you a letter or Ill give you a ringTake your elbow out of the soup, youre sitting on the...
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