Gwar (usually typeset as GWAR) is a Grammy Award-nominated Shock Rock Shock Rock band formed in Richmond, Virginia in 1984. The band is best known for their elaborate sci-fi/horror film inspired costumes; raunchy, obscene lyrics; and graphic stage performances, which consist of humorous re-enactments of politically and morally taboo themes. [read more] - The Obliteration Of Flab Quarv 7
Y'know, back in outer space we used to drink -a lot We used to take all kinds of kick-ass drugsAnd showed blatant disrespect for any authority figuresLittle did we know we were undermining our entire value system...At...
- Saddam A Go-Go
I at the time was a communistLived on a collective farmShe was a part-time antichristOur *** went off like a bombLiving the life of a terroristLooking for the man Saddam,Who gave me a gun as Iran to the sunIf you die...
- Slap U Around
I wake you up in the morning baby with a kick in the tit I treat you like shit!You love itSmack you right in the face now baby, just to show you I careAnd then I kick you pregnant***right down the stairsSlap slap...
- Filthy Flow
Well I been following the filthy flowCause filth's the only way I'll ever knowYou look at me and you start to laughYou won't laugh when your cut in half I laugh at you as I cut you downCause you the only game in townI...
- B.D.F.
Dead..Baby Dick ***Baby Dick ***Take your fat tongue!And curl it into a 'U',You take and unborn child who knows not what you do[Chorus:]Baby Dick ***Baby Dick ***Baby Dick *** -Baby Dick *** -Baby dick ***Baby...
- The Issue Of Tissue (Spacecake)
Unblinking, unseeing, trapped in your beingThe issue of tissue, but that's just not the issueStrapped up and stinking, what were you thinking?Led you where?Who knew? Two?Scarcely matters..And if you go this will be...
- Eat Steel
I see you coming a mile away I will not listen to a word you say[Chorus:]Look into my cold, dark eyes I will never apologizeAnd you will...EAT STEEL EAT STEEL EAT STEEL [etc...][Chorus]
- Krak Down
Krak down!Your melted essence is my toolAnd I appropriate your nugget jewelChemically wrap around aromaIn the bathtub in a comaGetting drunk withEarth's eliteThey wanna peel the skin off my feetMold me, fold me, keep...
- Bad Bad Men
Billy was and orphan,Tommy was a whorePoe got drunk in BaltimoreGetting drunk and shooting guns was all he ever hadCould it be that's what made our boy so badBad bad men and they're coming to town (Bad men)They shot a...
- Sonderkommando
And blundering brightly through the nightAstride the thunderous, flaming trident bikeThe choked back years of jeersFlashing forceful through their peersInflicting beastly cheesy beaver bite[Chorus:]What would you...
- Fight
Cruising through town, slack-jawed tongue outYou're a moronTurn on the radio.Afraido.Fire up that dim bulb And let some coke *** piss into your ear[Chorus:]Hit'em with a leftHit'em with a rightHit'em with a leftNow...
- Pepperoni
You say that you want some pepperoni I'll give you a fistful of my pepperoniYou say that you want some ramajama I said I'd treat'chaIf I meet'cha in the bathroomIn..Out..In..Out..In..Out..White Boy! White Boy! White...
- *** I See
They won't talk but still they sayYou kill for kicks, you got bills to payWell baby I got bills to payDon't make me act that way?Don't make meDon't make meDon't make me[Chorus:]Have you seen the center spreadStitched...
- Pocket Pool
Little Flopsy flaps around.He flaps on up and flaps on down.He's just flippy flappy happy slappy kind crappy clown.Flap Flopsy flap, wrap a slimey lap around the map If you do these things,Flopsy baby your going to...
- The Insidious Sililquay Of Skulhed Face
How inquisitive, and delighting you've inquired who the hell I am..Allow me to elucidate, perhaps pontificateUpon the state of my most great and perfect planI am he who has been him back when manSwam Pangean seas as...
- Jack The World
Rid yourself of all the worthless crap in which you wallowHere's an iron fist of death for you to swallowUndead from Antarctia, the signals pumping freeC'mon lets wake the maggot up, it's onSlave Pit TVYou might sleep...
- Happy Death Day
Happy anniversary, schools are short of fundsThis is what I say, give the kids more gunsAll of the classes are on how to killIf you don't teach them then someone else willHappy Death-Day to Columbine...Let's make the...
- Battle Lust
I gaze through the mist at the approaching hostMy hand finds the hilt of my swordSoon they are sundered, their bodies we roastTheir leader is ***ed, mauled and goredBattle lust takes meDemon be damnedNo way to slake...
- The Song Of Words
In the fortress of GWAR, much torment does remainDespite all of the bodies that had been ***ed in twainSo many had died in the viscous campaignThat their femurs alone made a fine mountainThe Master was no longer...
- The Apes Of Wrath
The Apes of Wrath!The Apes of Wrath!The Apes of Wrath!Flecked with gore I face youMy hide is writhing with wormsI come from the place where the Flesh Sculptors pileWretched creations born of blood and bileThe...
- Abyss Of Woe
After the carnage steam rises through snowYou have been consigned to the Abyss of WoeMy eldritch war-suit is pasted with brainsThis empty feeling - all that remainsRED WITH RAGEI abide in the pit of woeCrucified in...
- Licksore
Lonely and crippled she lives all aloneStares out the window, no one on the telephoneHer only friend - a little Kitty KatShe feeds it a lotKitty pretty fatLICKSORE, SOMETHING TO ABHORKITTY KAT DON'T WANT NO RATMOMMY'S...
- Anti-Anti-Christ
I've read these words that are lies about youI've waited for worlds to die without youAnd I will wait no moreHeaping virgins around meI summon the OberammergauThe hell-mouthAnd I command this mawTo splitAnd Moloch...
- Biledriver
All creatures born are born to die but before then surviveSome creatures born they never live but still they are aliveUpon a bony steed I sway, my scythe above the herdI want to murder everyone in the entire...
- Bloody Mary
Ice world, eternal night, doors are chained and barredToiling slaved die in droves, this life is hardThere's a Balrog in the woodpile, in the corner, dead canaryGoing down to the dungeon to see my Bloody MaryBloody...
- Beauteous Rot
Beauteous rot!Legions of *** slaves have flocked in my callsYou are the most grotesque of them allWarts and protrusions the beg for the graveIronic, bubonic, pimpled and shavedThe live to gobble the puss form my...
- The Wheel
Bring forth those we have granted lifeSo that they...Must dieDeath!Death to life!Break him - break him on the wheelDeath!Death to life!Worlds I have destroyedGods I have annoyedHatred makes me happyI'm often...
- Immortal Corrupter
Centuries of carnageCenturies of chaos yet unfoldingA planet built on boneSpinning in a spaceUnmoldedArmies are arrayedLike toys on tabletops it's almost funnyBodies raped and flayedThe sea is red with blood the sky...
- Slutman City
I have travelled many miles, and I havewiped away many smiles. I've come frommy icy pit, just to rub your face in shit.Slutman City--Life without shame--Slutman City--So much flesh--to maim!We grant you sweet...
- I'm In Love (With A Dead Dog)
When I first met you, I knew I loved you.Now that one + one is two, I don't wannacum inside of you. Now I kiss your lips,now I mount your hips. Now I readyour mind, your slimey hind--Sublime!I'm feeling the peeling,...
- Je M'appelle J. Cousteau
I was there at the cattle fair, wherelump fairies swear at glories far be-yond the fabric that she wears. He said"Do ya wanna chair?" I'd join him any-where! A hole in the ground, in thistheatre I found J.C.'s...
- Aeiou
U! U! U! U! A-E-I-O-U-A-E-I-O-U!Yes, yes, these are Satan's vowels...No! No! These are Gor-Gor's vowels.No-N-N-No-N-N-No-N-N-No...Yes.Yes, though rows of noses block yourway, but you must flail on today...Yes, yes,...
- World O' Filth
Welcome to your world of filth--Wherecostly cash is jumbo puke. The wordsthey rhyme the sound you crave. You lust forwhat's called Jumbo-Pave. For what's calledJumbo Pay--A. Here within your filthyworld the...
- Rock & Roll Party Town
Rock and roll--Dyn-O-Mite!!!!Party all day....Party all nite!!!Hey there girl--Do you like my bigdick? Hey there baby--suck it!!!Til it gets real thick!Rock and roll, party town. Rock androll, gonna pary down!! Rock...
- War Toy
Churning through the bestial muck.A cosmic forklift rules my throbbingasshole. The All-Eye says you are theright slave--to be my anal knave--tongue in my anal cave--Boy!! You're justa war-toy--Just my little anal...
- U Ain't Shit
My life is in a rut, I need a goodkick in the butt! My mind meets theHand of Doom--Dontcha know--He'sin this room!!!U-ain't-shit-until!!U learn how to rock!!!Where's my ***in' axe? Don't needno shit playin' sax! Get...
- Techno's Song
I'm the walking nightmare with the microchipbrain--A megaton Bufferin to forever endyour pain. When it comes to taking life I'mthe cosmic leech--I'll make World War III looklike Sunday at the beach!!! Gwar must die!I...
- Black And Huge
You know I'm totally flaccid -I'm just a limp, mega-prickYou know I'm looking for a stupid white chick[Chorus:]Because I'm black and hugeBlack and hugeBlack and hugeBlack and Huge, black and huge -All the women hate...
- Gwar Theme
Gazing through the toothy maw--you could not conceive what I saw--In my land there is no sun--Inmy country there are no guns--OK!'Cause we are Gwar!!!And we'll go far!!!We've got guitarsWe'll go to war!!! (Thrash your...
- Captain Crunch
Everybody needs somebody to abuse. Everybody needs alotta stuff to eat. Everybody gonna be a body one day--Havingfun? (Mortal scum) Rest assured it's notfor long. When you least expect your worldreels--You fall to the...
- Pure As The Arctic Snow
Long ago--We lay frozen deep in snow. Itwas nice--suspended in the endless ice. Timeflew by--Worlds did weep and kingdomsdied. But still we slept--knowing thatdestiny crept. The planets aligned--No longer--No longer...
- Ollie North
LickylickylickylickylicklicklickkkLicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicTake a lickylickreemmyass lick my fat cockGaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay086LOAFFFFFOh when I got up today i got a splittingheadache...oh baby...I...
- Bone Meal
Piles of burnt corpses, we'returning the screws--Turn 'em intobone meal for our troops to use! Turnon the ovens, get in the shower, getout the wheelbarrows, we'll be at itfor hours! Bone meal! Better thanno meal at...
- Time For Death
Sun goes down, bodies on the ground. Swollenwith pus, I shall further expound. As thevultures swirl, the batons twirl. We've comefor your entrails. And now it's time for death.And now it's time, Death's mime is...
- Americanized
I'm Americanized. 9 (nine) tons o'crack a day. It's up my butt, the USAAll you people will worship us--You worship me, but still you suck...U.S.A.--I'm AmericanizedU.S.A.--(I'm the Prince of Lies)I'm Americanized....
- Fish ***
(Oh yeah!)Well I said fish *** baby,I'm gonna *** you with a fish.I said fish *** baby,I'm gonna *** you with a fish.I'm gonna take a river carp, and ram it up your butt,you slut, you whore!Why are you my mom?...
- Jiggle The Handle
GWAR, I bring forth the portal pottyComing to feed on the shit from your bodies.Your turds have more power than mere human fecesLet's use it's great power to recover the pieces[The Toilet:]Hey! Hey jackass!Yea You!You...
- Friend
You are my friend, friend, friend, friendBut you no know nothing [X4]You do not treat me this way! [X4]My friend, right or wrongEven if they are completely wrongMe and my friend against the worldAnd the world is gonna...
- We Kill Everything
In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throneWithin the "ass"-teroid belt where his body floatsalone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all lifehe must now squander the universe must...
- My Girly Ways
She is the creator of lifeSacrifice my willTo give you some timeYou shall pay dearlyAnd now I give you a second chanceTo correct your crooked pathAll I ask is to embraceThe pussy everyday andUnderstandUnderstandMy...
- Jagermonsta
If you look at it you'll get drunkFrothing mass of filthy chunkBloodshot eye and boiling spewTo kick the***of punks like youSeeking ancient wisdom, drinking with the godsRolling in the gutter, craving bloated bloody...
- Penile Drip
Penile DripYou gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your handsThe Penile DripYou gotta love it when the blisters come up all over your handsPenile Drip -you gotta love when you spread it all over the...
- Child
Having a child with a person I don't even knowJumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blowShe caught the sperm in her mouthAnd then she put it down southShe didn't understandThat a burrowing beast...
- The Performer
I'll come to town for youDress up like a clown for youPull my pants on down for youThen I'll crawl awayI will blow hot fart on youI will build an R-2 D-2I won't even start for youUnless you *** payBecause I am the...
- Escape From The Mooselodge
GWAR, the once mightyScumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become.Drug addicted, riddled with diseaseThey're not dogs, they're just scum...Could they get a chance to change their...
- Mary Anne
You don't ever call me on the phone to say "Hell-O" andif I call you only say "goodbye".Watching TV, how re-runs make me cryAre you thinking of me like I'm thinking of you?Are you all alone? If not, with who?If you...
- Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong
Ahhh...sweet youthThe joys of becoming a teenage prostituteOr in my case a blood-crazed gladiatorTil I got stuck on this planet and got hookedon the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speedAnd the...
- The Master Has A Butt
I'm thinking I was once a babyBirthed deep within the Master's bowelsShat across the cosmos, banished to this mudballBut I crave vengence, I'm not throwing in the towelWell I said I'm sorry but you slapped me back...
- Baby Raper
Babyraper, sperm creatorHulking, brutish masturbatorBabyraper, emasculatorFleshy flap valve navigatorNever leave me,BabyraperMelted cum ejaculatorSpackled filth evaporatorHigh colonic spackulator theBabyraper the...
- Tune From Da Moon
YOU! Screwed it all up,Ruined everything for everyone.YOU! Won't even admit that it was all your fault.WHOAH! The self indulgent ego will bring you down where ever you go.All the hopes broken into tiny pieces,you...
- ***in' An Animal
Oh I am ***in' an animalI'm ***in' an animalI'm holding on the hornsI'm ***in' an animalI'm involved with ***I'm ***in' an animalSure is nice and warm in hereI'm ***in' an animal drinking fifty beersI'm ***in'...
- Bonesnapper (The Faces Of The Slain)
When I first saw himHe was standing in the rainFading light, it still gave sight, to the facesThe faces of the slainHow many have fallen before you?How many have you sent below?How can you ever show pity?Is that a...
- Bring Back The Bomb
Hiroshima, A shadow burned in timeNagasaki, *** baby melts aliveBurnt flesh and rubble from sea to dead shoreSuch a hideous theatre of warBut that was the end--Why?There are so many more that must dieIs that not...
- Decay Of Grandeur
Lights fade, all is shadeZombies stalk the promenadeThis is promise of eternityPiles of dead, impaled headSteaming peat is wretched redThey say history is written in such waysTrust in rust, dirt and dustWorms awaiting...
- You Can't Kill Terror
You can destroy an armyYou can kill a manBut you can't kill terrorAnd terror is what I amTerror your servant as you sturggle to ruleHow can you kill terror when you use it as a toolSo when you write the history books...
- Fistful Of Teeth
Too soon the killing was overThe stench of death was all that remainedDeath he commands in this poison landDistributing painThe choking sky, black buzzards flyScanning the dead for fresh meatAll I have to show for my...
- War Party
I hear your piteous shriekingIn this land of deathAnd boils and bees and RPG'sAnd piles of prisoners ***d onNow you are on fireYou curse the choice you madeYour Humvee a pyre your life to expireYour face and a...
- Krosstika
What's that symbol above the ovenBeaming it's malice to all that we shove inIn the War Party we ake every sideUnited as one until everyone diesSymbol of hatred, symbol of fearThe Krosstika proclaims our causeLuring...
- Womb With A View
Fiendish and crudeFroosty and lewsThis is the life I have whored myself toSpackled and battered and smothered and coveredAnd cleaving and cloven and bitter and bluedYour wombYour breeding sacYour womb is a membrane I...
- The Bonus Plan
TabarnacMa Petite CrackJ'ai vu ToiTu sens bienJe Ment Vien Pret de Toi Pour Te Sentire Pret DeMoi Ma te Mord Ta ClaviculeMa te Mord Ta ClaviculeRoullante Ma gangDe Morte on sans colliseMa te Mord Ta ClaviculeMa te...
- Lost God
All gods dieAll gods speakAll gods lieall gods forever wallow in slimeall gods before me, swallowed by timeI am trapped in eternal timeI am the lost godNothing is mineAll those before me were swallowed by timeI am the...
- The Reaganator
Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouseWhere the bones of crusaders are hidden in wallsThe shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chinThe prick of Christ, Hitler's ballThe body of Reagan lies there...
- Penguin Attack
THEY ATTACKTHEY ATTACKThey are on a rampageUnleashed from ancient timeStumbling from the ice ageMarching side by sideBeaks of steel are flamingWomen are enragedSky of death is flamingWomen get engagedThey were born of...
- Sammy
he was a boy - he was a fine childHe had the leather bootsand the riding cropin JerusalemOh SammyMy hap flap slappy clam ma'amWe've comeTo take you homeBut Sammy where are youSammy where are youThey said - said you're...
- I Hate Love Songs
I hate love songs and I hate loversI hate everything that I can't have so I hate youI hate love songs and I hate loversI hate everything that I can't have so I hate youI hate movies with happy endingsLike that one I...
- First Rule Is
outside bombs explodeI am sitting on the commodesoon they'll reach the day-care centersoon they'll bag the smashed placentathanksfor the cookiesmom sent yafirst rule isthere is no firstfirst rule isthere is no...
- The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo
FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of theuniverse. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was forme togain control of the feeble minds of your already...
- Back To Iraq
We was part of the slaughter they called Desert StormWe maimed and we murdered in the name of "Norm"Now As civilian and purpose I lackI'm getting ready to go back to Iraq!you're over there we're I'm over hereWe had...
- Don't Need A Man
Hush my baby,Don't cry tonightMy ears are sick of that soundI've been searchingFor someone to loveLooks like your all that that I've found.I've been upI've been downGot a man in every port and every townI've got...
- Let's Blame The Lightman
It's falling, It's falling, It's falling on the ground, yeahIt's falling on the ground, yeahLets blame the lightmanfor our own mistakesWe'll blame the whole damn crewif that's what it takesWe wont talkto anybody else...
- Endless Apocalypse
ENDLESS...APOCALYPSE...ENDLESS... ENDLESS...APOCALYPSE...There wasn't any reasonTo change the melodyAre you a real personOr do you just play one on TV?People say - why don't you die?I keep waking up and when I do I'm...
- *** Cow
Barnyard Stompall the animals and youI got a dogI got a catI got a hogI got a batI got a monkey fishI got a funky fishI got a pig log dig dogTurkey logCorny CobbBag dang ding dongSlap a dappy wiggy wam*** Cow!Barnyard...
- Billy Bad Ass
BILLY BAD ASSLITTLE BILLY BAD ASSCause I'm bad - Billy BadBad Bad Billy - Little Billy badassSo bad so bad insideI was born on the day that my mama diedIt made me bad - Silly bad -Real bad feel badChitty chitty gang...
- In Her Fear
In her fear in her fear in her fearYou tried to walk awayHow far did you goAnd then you came backYou called to let me knowI went to visit youI rode on a busBut when I got to youBy then you were on the busIn her fear...
- Antarctican Drinking Song
Yes this Arctic wasteland was once a paradiseBut soon we sickened of it because it was too niceDesiring more hardship, we turned the world aroundBut now we are amongst you to tear this whole shithouse downAntarctica...
- If I Could Be That
AngryStupidDrunkenViolentAngryStupidBitterWon't be silentI wanna be somethingI wanna see somethingI'm gonna get nothingI want youI wanna be somethingDon't wanna be nothingIf I could be thatIf I could really be thatIf...
- Gonna Kill U
Oh Yeah.Oh no.YeahI'm gonna kill youI'm Gonna cut you upI'm Gonna kill youGotta bust you upAnd I aint gonna give you anythingAnd I am gonna track you down, I guessI'm gonna kill youI'm Gonna cut you upI'm gonna kill...
- Preschool Prostitute
I saw a friend just the other dayhe didn't have too much to sayHe looked crazy, he looked ashamedHe couldn't talk because his tongue was inflamedAnd then he tried to run awayFrom some chick that was coming this wayI...
- I Suck On My Thumb
Every time that I see youI think that you're dumbEvery time that I see youI suck on my thumbYou're asking a questionHow comeEvery time that I see youI suck on my thumbI suck on my thumb I love you
- Message From The Scallop Boat
Dear Oderus UrungusHey man, do you remember me?I remember youI was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weedAnd the really bad tattooAnd now I'm doing 20 to lifefor killing the guythat was humping my wifeSo I...
- King Queen
One thing that I know:That everywhere I *** goPeople writhe with piles of corpses,Rotting on there down below.And they all beg forgiveness.And so you know I will give them this.Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!Living in the...
- Slaughterama
With a battle cry go forth which is"Give the people what they want."And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughterof the gutter-slime that litters this nation for cash and prizes.Yes, this is the show...
- Death Pod
Death Pod comes from the sky - it doesThrough the space, through the stoneWhere the Master grows his clonesWhere the legions wage eternal warWe were born in this placeSlaughtering race after raceWe were part ofThe...
- The Salaminizer
Here's a little something from a God to a slave,I never should of been let out the *** microwave!We're on this planet and we're running a muck,I should give a shit but I don't give a ***!Ever since I was a...
- Love Surgery
Yes you areYour flesh is insignificant...Still you drag yourself here on bloody stumps I recreate you amputate youYou defile my womb hahahahahahaHowever weak it still appealingSights to send senses reelingTo see your...
- Vlad The Impaler
[Chorus:]Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impalerVlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he'sVlad, Vlad, Vlad the impalerVlad, Vlad, He could have been aWhaler could have been a Tailor,He turned out to be Norman...
- The Years Without Light
Scanning the crowd.Defiling the writhing masses.I saw your death,Impaled on iron fences.Your fate was sealed.Your doom, to died on TV Because your death,your bloody death will never please me.You don't know what its...
- Cool Place To Park
Frozen it time.We watched as you grew.Now the ice is gone.And now, we travel on -Seems like forever.Y'know we're look for...We can't find cool cool cool place to parkOld Medusa with her gorgon braidsShe invites us to...
- Horror Of Yig
"Horror is a face, and you must make a friend of horror horrorand moral terror are your friends and they are not.that they are your enimies the horror"[from "Apocalypse Now"]I saw Yig. Yig saw me.We're together in...
- Maggots
Vile forms of Necros lie rotting my mindFeasting like maggots - maggots in fleshSo left your ruined cortex behindNow the maggot knows glee as it nibbles on your spine![Chorus:]Maggots! Maggots!Maggots are falling like...
- ***ecutioner
***cuse me, but what-a good is all the violence in the world unlessit is toppled with limitless ***?Bring out the limitless ***-object and allow me,***ecutioner to ***plain the seriousness of this subject,now if you...
- Think Ya Outta Know This
I'm the manager with the mostestI clear the profits from the concert grossesI make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm MosesI'm not a Jew but God has chose usSo now I'm sitting on the riches of...
- Crush, Kill, Destroy
Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever beFlesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by meI crush you as I would a flyI kill you and I watch you dieDestroying everything you cherish,...
- Dirty, Filthy
Dirty, filthy, dirty, filthy, filthy, filthy, dirty, filthy,dirty, filthy, filthy, filthyYou're dirty filthy baby, well I'm dirty filthy tooYou're dirty filthy baby, but I love youWhy don't you just admit you're a...
- My Knife If Yer Guts
My knife if your guts, it's all come to thisMy knife if your, you crumple and twistYou're grabbing my arm, you try to resistI do it again, it's all come to thisI hate you, I hate your face, it's coming apart, I'm...
- Nudged
Did you ever stay up late wondering if you'd been screwed?Or ever really know how much money they're making off of you?Welcome to the club, aye, that's the rubYour nudged, fudged, nudged, screwedDid you ever feel...
- Meat Sandwich
In the name of GWAR, in the name of loveIn the name of the blood dripping out of the sunI call out your God, till before me he standsBut don't send me Jesus, he's only a manMeat Sandwich!!!I have come as a feral...
- None But The Brave
Welcome back, is it the same? Smelly but now old and lameDid you ever think to miss me? Here's my ass, come on and kiss meWe come on out here, none but the braveAnd then I say to myself why do I stay and stayIs there...
- Ragnarok
To die, perchance to sin, that's the rubFor in that sleep of sin, what, what kingdom may come?What of the limitless *** and violence in the wake of RagNaRokWelcome to the slaughter, what are going to do?What will be...
- Surf Of Syn
Unsheathe the sword, call the death squadLet loose the dogs, make me your GodBlaspheme the name, stretch forth thy rodGet on your knees, make me your GodUnleash the nuns, curse the EarthDevour the worm, I am your...
- Fire In The Lions
Oftimes you'll find me raving, sometimes you'll find me sickTo wake me up this morning you hit me with a brickCan I help it if I am rather thick?Maybe we can chill you out by chopping off your dick!Sister and brother,...
- Stalin's Organs
They were called Katusyhas, but we called them Stalin's Organs200 MM devastating fireWhen streets hiss, and falling block, kisses desperate fleshStukas plunging, as skylines reformSpreading madness, in the gun...
- Martyrdumb
You remember the lessons taught in your past?And how old you wereBefore you wondered how many were lies?They tried to teach about the anti-ChristThey tried to teach that Christ was niceDid they say anything about the...
- Whargoul
I'm the *** Whargoul, I'm the ghost of Minas MorgulI destroyed your life, I raped your wifeI am Whargoul, I am uncool, I am WhargoulI've been many faces, been many namesKnown love and hate until they were the...
- Poor Ole Tom
This is the story of poor ole tom:He wakes, crusted in vomitHe sobs, his bowels releaseHis face is painted like a clownHis face contorts in agony[Chorus:]Poor Tom - Poor Ole TomPoor Tom - Ole Poor TomPoor Tom - Ole...
- Ham On The Bone
Can you hear the whispering windOver the screams of your dying friends?Did you know your life is mine?[Chorus:]You know what I gotHam on the boneA little thing I just can't leave aloneNow I feel the purpose of my life...
- Crack In The Egg
The egg was spawned in our mutation pitIn the bowels of yourEarth it was grownFeeding on the blood of you loinspawnAnd all the filthy load that was blownNow the time is right for birthAnd whatever it is shall stalk...
- Gor-Gor
Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wailMournful drone of babbling failThunderous gnashing firestormFlames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must dieSwats F-16s from the skyAdmit you crave the gift he brings...
- Gilded Lily
Well I've been wearing a gilded lilyCunningly carved in a manner frillyTo my design it was createdNo deviation was toleratedMy gilded lily, he thinks he's funnyMy gilded lily, he's worth cash moneyMy gilded lily, he...
- The Morality Squad
We're the Morality Squad Armed with the wrath of GodMy name is GranboAnd here's my holy hot-rodFreedom to all the people Brave,true and strongFreedom to all the peopleUnless I think your wrong!Blasphemy!Rapist...
- Blimey
At home we're boredJust got off another shitty tourMoat filled with flaming pus Sleazy,he wont talk to us Fondle fish in way illegalCoffin filled with dirty needles[Chorus:]Blimey! Blimey!What do you de when you feel...
- Have You Seen Me?
Mommies, I've been stealing your babies I gag the brat and then maybe...I'll suck out his brainYou know... Dead kids, they're making me feel almost hardGo get one from the school yardHe bled like a stuck...
- Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good
I met her at a donkey show.She was minutes past thirteen.*** on a cherry yoo-hoo.Reading "Nugget" magazine.Cum splattered tube-top.Scrawny pre-pube tits.That's when I saw she was quadraplechick.And I said "Baby...
- The Road Behind
Well I'm traveling down the roadAnd I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,I cant do the showHanging out backstageI'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contractI puked on every...
- Pussy Planet
Into the valley we goTo bliss the witch, she ***Ultimate powerLife's suck zonk zoneStands over youSquat launching youWAHHH WAHHHHHHumans squirm, stomachs churningSquander seed and energyReaping, weeping,...
- Sick Of You
Your socks they smell, your feet they stink, You never take a bath. Your nose it runs, you bust your buns, You always finish last. [Chorus:] Sick! (Sick) Of! (Of) Youuuuu. I'm so sick, so sick of you. Your face is...
- The New Plague
I'm just a person, and I've got the new plagueI'm wondering how I got this wayI drank some whiskey, I went and got laidNow I'm a person, just a person with aidsHe's just a person with aids - I got what?If you treat...
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