Goldie Lookin Chain is a Comedic Rap music group based in Newport, South Wales. The group produces humorous, controversial and often explicit songs that satirise hip hop, today's consumer society, the chav culture and life in Newport and southern Wales in general. [read more] - R'n'B
P. XainThere's this girl wot I've liked for timeI've tried to get her attention with a beat and a rhymeShe's really fcuking fit and she works down the shoe shopBut she's into R'n'B and not hip hopSo I'm back once...
- Hit Song
P XainYeah this is the ***in shitNo ***in ***in it offSerious as ***All you clits out there for the mother***ersThis is ***in two ***in GNo ***in it upIt's ***in clarts in the placeGet ***in to it spaYou...
- Bad Boy Limp
EggsIf you wanna make money then you gotta think fastPhone claims direct coz there's a nail in yer arseIt's very simple it's jus one step or twoFirst hurt yourself then claim you wanna sue!AdamA venereal gash or I...
- Charmschool
AdamE=mc squared so I've heard,This is charm school, how to pull a smart bird,Love to dance with a skank with a stiff in my pants,You're thinking romance while I'm thinking "are they implants?"Girl, you're better...
- Paranoia
MystikalSirens wail and lights start to danceI try to act normal but i'm shittin' my pantsWalking faster, look over my shoulderIt's calming down now, the trails getting colderTurn a corner, I'm in for a shockI stared...
- Bedsit
Dipper NanHe's the Maggot,He tucked me up-tight-shrewd-don't give a ***,The Maggot,One in a million,Trust my luck-I wish it was a billion.MaggotOh Dipper!Dipper NanWhat?MaggotGive us two's up.Dipper NanOh son,...
- Short Term
Adam HussainSeptember 1st 1983,A Newport wreckhead lost his ***in short term memory,He couldnt remember shit,Who the *** he was or what to do with a clit,Like a bastard kid he might've left it somewhere,Smoking...
- Maggot At Midnight
Maggot'Ere we go ding ding, get onboardLike Rocky 1, 2 and 3 I'm the lord of the danceSee my legs jiggle, feel the vibeI'm maggot - Do the wriggleLike Michael Jackson's thriller, I'll give you a frightHello to the...
- HRT
HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy, HRT, HRT, Hormone Replacement Therapy,EggsyBack then I say a few years ago,I made a conscious decision to get wrecked on blow,When it started it was all just a laugh,Smoking...
- The Manifesto
Hey, lick the tip, why dontcha...In 1983, a team of crack draw enthusiasts created a masterplan.A design for a way of livin' so revolutionary, so groundbreaking,that its very concept posed a threat to the fabric of...
- Roller Disco
The first time that I met my mateWas in the roller rink where I went to skateIt was early in the decade around '83Back then Maskell's was the place to bePay two quid for your entry feeI glide into the arena,...
- Self Suicide
Intro - i'm gonna lie on my back and you put your fingers down my mouth right, no, no do it right, like aaugh uuuugh! i'm gonna do a jimi hendrix, ..eeuuughh....i'm gonna be sick in my sleep, euuugh...aaauugh ugh!i...
- You Knows I Loves You
I'm gonna make you sweatThe way a pig sweats on a hot day'Cos I'm feeling real ***y babyReal ***y, oohh yeah!That's right, I'm gonna put me a ***y video onI'm gonna *** some oil into my body baby'Cos I'm gonna get...
- Billy Webb's Lament
Eggsy: Alright tonight we got top entertainer Tim West Country a.k.a Billy Webb!Bill son, what's been going on in town centre tonight?Billy: Well loadsa you been havin' loadsa booze, but mainly, You havn't been...
- Your Mother's Got A ***
That's right, you knows what I'm saying Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying. It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke Something funny to say when I was having a smoke. I first heard off this bloke,...
- The Maggot
oh, maggot, he's a modern day faganturfing out your pockets like a christian burns a pagandripping with charm, style and panachehe'll leave you sore like a venereal rashthey tried to catch him, he says, 'time to...
- Soap Bar
Burned a new hole in my tracksuit todaySmoking a soap bar without an ashtray Red hot nylon dripping on my skinI ripped the ***er off and threw it in the bin.Soap Bar's cheap and so's my clothesThey gotta be coz of...
- Silver Shadow
Why are you wearing those really tight jeans clart?The reason Im wearing these really tight jeans is because Ive just discovered heavy metal you bathplug!Let me play you a bit son, its fcukin (terrible??),Why...
- Professor Doppleganger
My name is Professor Doppleganger... And I am here to unlock the secrets of your mind, to discover why you really are the psychotic trauma case that we have been told you are by the authorities....You will lie down on...
- Mike Balls' Unofficial World Cup Anthem
His name's Mike Balls and he's safe you seeJust like you and me, he's GLCHe's been into soccer violence for quite some timeBut give him the draw, and he's fineI said Mike:YEAH!Where d'you get your leisurewear?I got my...
- Monkey Love
hi, my name is rennie-la-lou and i'm gonna sing a song for you about love and how love can tear you apartit was a night like any other in this towni took a bus to take a look aroundi wanted romance, i wanted someone...
- I Love My GLC
intro - my name is lars, which i am a representative of the european arm of the goldie lookin' chain. we are mainly listening to metal and all types of tight jean wearing cool music, for sure, haha, you know, silver...
- Shit Yourself
Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked upand then I shit myself.Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked upand then I shit myself.Aaahh..Don't front, you better check...
- DVS
You sees me up church on a Sunday morningBut, oh son, you had your final warningIf you fuks with us, or play dirty tricksWe'll smash in your faces with punches and kicksIt's a dark time and it's getting fukin'...
- ***y Ladies
Aw... look at that, man... she's got white cotton panties on. Have you seen the bird on page 13?Yeah man, she's a bit dirty, innit...i usually buy fat or pregnant but i couldn't get it this week so i had to settle for...
- Dai Texas
serious, man, knows it...........a pint of petrol, poured onto my pubestook a live match and lit the fusei start to scream, i feel confusedi'm a human time-bomb when i'm fuked up on boozelike a lethal injection with a...
- Draw Club
good evening folks, welcome to draw club. draw club is our societythrough this cd you will learn the ways to enhance your draw using skillsif you've never used draw before, possibly by the end of this you'll...
- Reverend Love Tug
A lot of these folks, they're talking about...Oh yeah, they talkin about women with ***es, yeah, they talkingabout, dont touch them things, they talking about suicide, suicide,they saying things like, "folk don't...
- My DJ
my DJ, my DJ, my DJ, my DJmy DJ's unique in this rap gameeven if his scratches sound mostly the samehe can scratch with his hands, his cock or his feetsometimes to the music and sometimes to the beatwhen he's...
- Safe Beats
Knows it knows it know know know knowistKnows it knows it know know know knowistKnows it knows it know know know knowistKnows it knows it know know know...
- The Alchemist
Yo... where's my draw... I can't find my draw.... No, that's Paul's draw... I don't want Paul's draw, I want my drawYes, Mystikal, back in positionKnown thru time as the metaphysicianYou hear my words but the message...
- Shit To Me
ntro - my name is a-rape, balaclava, don't fuk with me or i fuk with your fatherAllshit to me, shit to me, shit to me, fuk you alicia keysEggsyjustin timberlake it's time to take a fukin' breakyou touched britney...
- Cheap Teeth
Loadsa cheese, loadsa cheddar, loadsa cheese...I want a ***y *** vampire to touch me upAllll day, allll night yeah.Think so, you're fukcin safe, innit,NHS, come to Newport get cheap teeth done innit.Wicked.Nhs...
- Shotgun
P. XainYeah, can you feel it, it's the Goldie Lookin' Chain with 2 HatsHe's back and this time he's the shotgun surgeon You Knows2 HatsShotgun SurgeryMy name's 2 Hats, I'm in the glcShotgun surgeon is my...
- Leeroy's Fashions' Lament
So people just stand like they don't care, they don't give a *** what people think they just get up and they just do what they gotta do.And aaah, I think I really admire people like that, because when they got the...
- You Knows It
from the dawn of time they came, travelling silently down through the centuries, devoted to the ancient code of leisurewear and smoking draw, upon completing their journey, they assembled in the spiritual epicentre of...
- Taxi (Enter The Dragon)
Well, I'm fukt, it's half-two... I gotta get 'ome... How're we gonna get outta here man, what you gonna do?Let's call a taxi....You know I've had some of the best times in a taxi cab, I've had some good times in Star,...
- Homeboys
Intro (spoken)Right I've got to tell you a story. There's a story about a bunchof people who maintain and keep it real. For anyone who's eversmoked draw around the back of their gran's house or somewherewhere they...
- We Are Back
You knows all the peoples in Gedow Close,All those people who go tos Dixons, and Currys and Petsmart,They're safe as fcuk init. Ah ha.You fcuking knows, fcuking Ben Johnson Way,Aberdare, Respect.The GLC back again for...
- Just Chillin
Yeah man, this is fcukin GLC innit fcuking safe as fcuk, umm been chillin with fcukin two hats, thats me you fcuking knows itI likes to chill take it easy watchin and listenin to Peter Alliss hes fcukin...
- Draw
Yes I fcukin loves it, Newport. When the sun is shining, you wakes up in the morning. It's fcukin wicked, I goes downtown 'n there's a fcukin ..(?) so fcukin safe. The port, I love it. (Fcukin safe)It's like centre of...
- Worms
You dress like Buck Rogers, you got a bell-end for a faceIf you fu'k with me, the shit you will tasteAcross your lips, you're a disgraceSo the GLC will destroy the placeI drinks all the time, I love MartiniLambrusco,...
- Superhero
Alright lee, i'm just chillin down Shaftsbury, got the gold, catch u later...PsychDon?t go, busting my ballsOr I?ll smash your brain all over the wallsIt?s the chain, and we can?t refrain?You?re out of your mind? just...
- Too Sick
Too SickAlright man, we're gonna do a new tune yeah, we're just gonna freestyle it right? Eggsie, fukin' don't get sick on us, you always fukin' get sick."I promise man, I won't-I won't do anything naughty or-or rude...
- LSD
Adam Hussaini took loads of them fukin' fukin' mushrooms and fukin' that....them halucinagenics, innitand i fukin' lost it, dinni, this is the way it fukin' goes......Eggsysafe as fuk, i've took an acid and loads of...
- The Return
the fukin' return of the GLC, goldie lookin' chainthe GLC is gonna take you on a fukin' mystery tour, it's gonna take you through time and space in a different fukin' way, the GLC is a new direction, you knows it, you...
- Wrecked Up
Intro:-.....Quick, get his wallet, we're off down the fukin' Spar, c'mon!Quick...draw on his face, man, draw on his face, clart.Get his willy out, get it, man, take a photo and send it to fukin' Woman's Own,...
- The Names
Mr Love Eggs, Raphael De La Ghetto, Chon Benwa Balls, 38DD KillerBenny Blanco, Adam Hussain, Billy Webb, Mystikal, Mike Balls, Burnside, Maggot, Stressed Armstrong, Mr Compact, Lloyd Ganja 99, Dippenah, Lee, Dirty...
- Holiday
alright, got your passport?checkgot your t-shirts?checkgot your sunglasses?check.........aw no, aw no, i left 'em in the caaaralright, have you got...your draw?checkgot your fags?checkgot your rizla?checkthey're the 3...
- On The Radio
Big up to anyone who's getting involved in care & community'Cos it's the GLC back againWith another rave anthem for you to feast on, ya bstardsI nick stereos, videos and TVsBut when I'm feeling nice I helps cats out...
- Making Money
Eggsy I'm goin' down town to the DSS,Mysti fcuk with me I'll leave your face is a mess,2hats Thats right his name is Mystikal,Xain And if he looks at you twice he'll fcuk you up like a bull,Eggsy I needs to get money...
- GLC Parental Warning
GLC parental warning feat. Ice T'yeah yeah, this is Ice T, on behalf of the GLC, if you don't like words like: drippy willy, front bottom, runny poo, skid-mark, big brown skid-mark, big brown skid-mark in yo mommas...
- Through Space And Time
Alright, hands up, give me all your money,Rob a till and get away in a Nissan Sunny.I brought a kebab, I'm fcuking annoyed,I brought it down Pill and it gave me typhoidRizla, fags, draw, cup of tea,The only way to...
- Number One
Adam Hussein and P XainI f*ck'n love fags manSo... er.. so... so what fags you got man? What you smokin' then?I got fukin', I got Marlboro lights man, they come, look, in they're own f*ckin' box lookThat's gold on it,...
- To All The People
To all the seat slashers traveling on Newport transportTo all the shoplifters banned from the town centreTo all the draw dealers under surveillance by the authoritiesTo all the bad boys carrying concealed weaponsTo...
- Intro
Right, It's Adam Hussain hereWhat happened to you on Friday clart?fcuking Adam Hussein, fcuking Knows ItI'm Adam Hussein, I'm fcuking in the GLCAdam Hussein here to bring the fcuking painAdam Hussein here to bring the...
- Nan Jam
adam's nan:- adam hussain, bring me a cup of tea and an ounce of columbian 'ome grown...ahh, ye beggari got a number one fan who loves to smoke a nine barit ain't Bob Marley, clarts, it's my fukin' grandmai've seen...
- Delivery Driver
dam Hussein and P. Xainintro - you gonna, you gonna fukin order the curry then or what?yeah, alright..pass me the phone clart.y'wa...hang on mate..whass, wha...aw, say whats the fukin number, sonyew aah, switch yer...
- Dog ***
Adam: Is that boy balls going off on one again? Look, son, I told you before. It's all lies. Don't fuk'n listen to 'em clartsMike BallsLet me tell you a story about a mate of mineYou'll have to bear with me I've had a...
- Draw Ambassador
Adam HusseinOi, clarts! 'old on to my fukin' bags for a minute while I go to the toilet for a w4nk. Just fukin' knock on the door if a fukin' plane's coming, innit.... aw, aw fuk, aw fukin' 'ell that's me, that's me,...
- New And Improved
Fukin' safe fukin' you knows it, innitIt's time to kick it once more from the boys who toke drawDon't mess with us clarts cos we're fukin' hardcoreYou thought the chain were ill, now we're fukin' much sickerThese...
- Chain Gang
Adam HusseinTurn up the beat and make it sweetAlbum four has already hit the streetsWe're the chain gang, using loads of slangWe got better cars than the one in Chitty Chitty Bang BangThere's no flaw or chink in our...
- Eggsie's In Da House
eggsie's in da housealright clart, what you doin' spa? let's have a look at your mobile phone there, that's fukin' posh innit?yeah, i got it from..........a place what sells phones, it's got three ringtones, that's...
- RnB To The GLC
Yo man, you gotta come out manIts fcuking, the suns out, rightI got loads of lagerI got my, I got my fathers capri, manSeriousYeah, ok, is that a new stereo?Yeah man, check out these summer tunes, manInnitIts the...
- Nine Carat Habit
Chain! (Xain?)Shoutin' out massive to the GLC crewBiggin' up, Dipper NanKing JackoDirty Bob, AKA, Bobby Sauce (?)Playing the beats on the Newport StreetsY2K +1Respect to all the Maindee boysThats Lee, Lloyd Ganja...
- No Joke
No Joke'alright clart! i saw you in fukin' Zanzi's dinni? what happened to you on Friday, clart?''aw, you're never gonna believe it, man! it's so unsafe, i got busted for havin' the well known rave drug, speed,...
- Bang In Your Face
So, er, I heard, you boys wansta join the 'ckin GLC thenWhat's your 'ckin names, boys?I'm known as MystikalFukcin Tim Westcountry splew, innit, fukcin safeYou serious man? you got some crazy names!If you wanna join...
- Eggsy I Gotcha Money
Maximum pressureRespect to the GLC massiveSnake Pit CrewDouble D2000 ADStressed ArmstrongP XainRaphael de la Ghetto aka Mr Love Eggs aka Chon Benwa Balls aka ...(?)This is it 2000 plus 1 innitI gets wrecked, I looks...
- Leisurewear
`earladies and gentlemen we carry the spotlight in your attention to the G L C........goldie lookin' chain.....it's the GLC....who's got the tracksuit, i got the tracksuitwho's got the tracksuit, i'm wearin' a...
- 21 Ounces
From the hip hop to the hippy to the hoppy to the wibbly wobbly woo,To the ram jam jimmy, to the goldie lookin' chain to the ad-ad-adam hussainAlright, spa? Do you want some fukin' weed? I got fukin' loadsa weed, man,...
- Half Man Half Machine
..tone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore ZX-81, donkey kong, *** high score Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more Wanna be a *** robot after smoking loads of draw Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my...
- Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do
Come out with your hands on your headTurn the rap music off and step away from the stereoPut the rap album down, leave MC Hammer alone - turn it offWhat?Guns don't kill people, rappers doAsk any politician and he'll...
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