Frank Vincent Zappa ( ; December 21, 1940 – December 4, 1993) was an American composer, electric guitarist, record producer, and film director. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa wrote rock rock music , jazz, electronic electronic music , orchestral, and musique concrète works. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers. Zappa produced almost all of the more than 60 albums he released... [read more] - Muffin Man
The muffin man is seated at the tablein the laboratory of the utility muffinResearch kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers anIntimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular...
- Tengo Na Minchia Tanta
Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accussi' Devi usare un pollo, devi usare un pollo e me la vuoi tastar Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accussi' Tengo na minchia tanta, tengo na minchia accussi' Devi...
- Cocksucker's Ball
Hey, this is for all the republicans in the audience!Cock-sucker tammy get your mother ***in' dammyWe're goin' downtown to the cock-suckers' ball***, suck an' fight'till beginnin' of the broad daylightWe don't need...
- Valley Girl
Valley GirlShe's a Valley GirlValley GirlShe's a Valley GirlOkay, fineFer sure, fer sureShe's a Valley GirlIn a clothing storeOkay, fine...Fer sure, fer sureShe's a Valley GirlIn a clothing storeLike, OH MY GOD!...
- Dancing Fool
I don't know much about dancin',That's why I got this song,One of my legs is shorter than the other,And both of my feet are too long.'Course now I'll ride along with them,I got no natural rythem,But I go dancing every...
- Titties N Beer
It was the blackest nightThere was no moon in sightYou know the stars ain't shinin''Cause the sky's too tightI heard the scarey windI seen some ugly treesThere was a werewolf honkin''Long the aide of meI'm mean 'n I'm...
- Nanook Rubs It
Well, right about that time peopleA fur-trapper who was strictly from commercialHad the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my igloo peekabooAnd he started into whippinÂ’ on my favorite baby sealWith a...
- DonÂ’t Eat The Yellow Snow
Dreamed I was an eskimoFrozen wind began to blowUnder my boots and around my toesThe frost that bit the ground belowIt was a hundred degrees below zero...And my mama criedAnd my mama criedNanook, a-no-noNanook,...
- Father O'Blivion
(Get up on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo) Father Vyvian O'BlivionResplendent in his frockWas whipping up the batterFor the pancakes of his flockHe was looking rather blearyHe forgot to watch the clock But the...
- Stink-Foot
In the darkWhere all the fevers growUnder the watahWhere the shark bubbles blowIn the morningBy your radioDo the walls close in to suffocate, yahYou ain't got no friendsAnd all the others they hate, yahDoes the life...
- Bobby Brown Goes Down
hey, there people I'm Bobby Brown,they say I'm the cutest boy in town!My car is fast, my teeth are shiny,so tell all the girls they can kiss my Heini!Here I am at a famous school,I present sharp and I'm actin'...
- Cosmik Debris
The mystery man came overAnd he said IÂ’m outta sight!He said for a nominal service chargeI could reach nirvana tonightIf I was ready, willing and ableTo pay him his regular feeHe would drop all the rest ofHis...
- Apostrophe'
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- 200 Years Old
I was sittin' in a breakfast room in Allentown, Pennsylvania,six o'clock in the morning, got up too early, it was a terrible mistake...sittin' there face-to-face with a 75 cent glass of orange juiceabout as big as my...
- Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Yes indeed, here we are!At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake BreakfastWhere I stole the mar-juh-reenAn' widdled on the Bingo Cards in lieu of the latrineI saw a handsome parish ladyMake her entrance like a queenWhy she was...
- Excentrifugal Forz
The clouds are really cheapThe way I seen 'em through the fortsOf which there is a half-a-dozenOn the base of my resortsYou wouldn't think I'd have too manySince I never cared for sportsBut I'm never really lonelyIn...
- Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up
Joe:LucilleHas messed my mind upBut I still love herOh I still love herLucilleHas messed my mind upBut I still need heryou know I need herWhatcha tryna doota meLucille?Whatcha tryna doota meLucille?Whatcha tryna doota...
- Catholic Girls
(Well)Catholic GirlsWith a tiny little mustacheCatholic GirlsDo you know how they go?Catholic GirlsIn the Rectory BasementFather Riley's a fairyBut it don't bother MaryCatholic GirlsAt the CYOCatholic GirlsDo you know...
- Wet T-Shirt Contest
Ike:Looks to me like something funnyIs going on around herePeople laughin' 'n dancin' 'n payin'Entirely too much for their beerAnd they all think they areClean outa-siteAnd they're ready to party'Cause the sign...
- A Little Green Rosetta
(after the song ends)This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... As you can see, MUSIC can get youpretty ***ed up...Take a tip from Joe, do like he did, hock your imaginary guitarand get a good job...Joe did, and he's a happy...
- Crew Slut
Central Scrutinizer:But one night, at the Social Club meetingMary didn't show up . . .She was *** cock backstage at The ArmoryIn order to get a passTo see some big rock group for free . . .Larry:Hey Hey Hey all...
- Joe's Garage
Central Scrutinizer:We take you now to a garage in Canoga ParkLarry:(It makes its own sauce . . . if you add water)Joe:It wasn't very largeThere was just enough room to cram the drumsIn the corner over by the DodgeIt...
- Outside Now
Joe:These executives have plooked the *** out of meAnd there's still a long time to go before I'vePaid my debt to societyAnd all I ever really wanted to do wasPlay the guitar 'n bend the string...
- Why Does It Hurt When I Pee
Joe:Why does it hurt when I pee?Why does it hurt when I pee?I don't want no doctorTo stick no needle in meWhy does it hurt when I pee?I got it from the toilet seatI got it from the toilet seatIt jumped right up'N...
- On The Bus
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER... Meanwhile,Joe hears about Mary's naughty exploits. He falls in witha fast crowd and gets seduced by a girl who works atthe Jack-In-The-Box, named Lucille, who...
- Stick It Out
Joe:Fick mich, du miserabler hurensohnDu miserabler hurensohnFick mich, du miserabler hurensohnStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinem heißen gelocktenStreck ihn ausStreck aus deinem heißen gelocktenStreck ihn ausStreck aus...
- Sy Borg
Joe:Sy BorgGimme dat, gimme datSy BorgGimme dat, give me the chromium leg,I begSy BorgGimme dat, gimme datSy BorgGimme dat, give me the chromium leg,Little wires, pliers, tiresThey turn me onMaybe I'm crazyMaybe I'm...
- Packard Goose
Joe:Maybe you thought I was the Packard GooseOr the Ronald MacDonald of the nouveau-abstruseWell *** all them people, I don't need no excuseFor being what I amDo you hear me, then?All them rock 'n roll writers is the...
- Dong Work For Yuda
Central Scrutinizer:Hello there . . . this is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business . . . you know . . . the ones who get caught...
- Watermelon In Easter Hay
CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...Joe has just worked himself intoan imaginary frenzy during the fade-out of his imaginary song...He begins to feel depressed now. He knows the end is near. He has...
- A Token Of My Extreme
L. Ron Hoover:Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology! The WHITE ZONE is for loading and unloading only!Don't you be Tarot-fiedIt's just a token of my extremeDon't you be Tarot-fiedIt's just a token of my...
- Scrutinizer Postlude
Central Scrutinizer:This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . again. Hi! . . . It's me again, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . Joe says Lucille has messed his mind up, but, was it the girl or was it the music? As you can see...
- He Used To Cut The Grass
Joe:I'm out at lastBoy, the world sure looks differentWow . . . there's hardly anything fun to doSince they made music illegalBut I'm hookedI got the habitI've got to have itI need to playBut there's no musicians...
- Keep It Greasey
Joe:Keep it greasey so it'll go down easyKeep it greasey so it'll go down easyKeep it greasey so it'll go down easyManx:Roll it over 'n grease it downI'll drive you through the heart of townJoe:Keep it greasey so...
- Central Scrutinizer
Central Scrutinizer:This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER . . . it is my responsibility to enforce all the laws that haven't been passed yet. It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you to the potential...
- Can't Afford No Shoes
Heh-heh-heh . . . Have you heard the news?(News? What news?)Can't afford no shoes(Ow! Get a deal on tape)Have you heard the news?(News? Can't afford a paper)Can't afford no shoes(Hi-yo-hi) Went to buy some cheap...
- Sofa No. 2
I am the heaven I am the water Ich bin der Dreck unter deinen Walzen(Oh no, whip it on me, honey!) Ich bin dein geheimer Schmutz Und verlorenes Metallgeld (Metallgeld) Ich bin deine RitzeIch bin deine Ritze und...
- Po-Jama People
Some people's hotSome people's coldSome people's not verySwift to beholdSome people do itSome see right through itSome wear pyjamasIf only they knew it The pyjama people are boring me to piecesFeel like I am wasting...
- Uncle Remus
Wo, are we movin' too slow?Have you seen us,Uncle Remus . . .We look pretty sharp in these clothes (yes, we do)Unless we get sprayed with a hoseIt ain't bad in the dayIf they squirt it your way'Cept in the winter,...
- I'm A Beautiful Guy
I'm a beautiful guyAnd you have just walked byAnd I have gave you the eyeBut you pretend to be shyBut I'm a beautiful guy(You know what I meanYou know what I mean)So I want you to know why, why, whyYou make me cry,...
- Montana
I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up Waxen it down In a little white box I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't Have no boss, But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental...
- Camirillo Brillo
She had that Camarillo brillo Flamin' out along her head, I mean her Mendocino bean-o By where some bugs had made it red She ruled the Toads of the Short Forest And every newt in Idaho And every cricket who had...
- I'm The Slime
I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little had changed I am the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and...
- Dirty Love
Give me Your dirty love Like you might surrender To some dragon in your dreams Give me Your dirty love Like a pink donation To the dragon in your dreams I don't need your sweet devotion I don't want your cheap emotion...
- 50/50
Well, my dandruff is loose An' my breath is chartreuse I know I ain't cute An' my voice is ka-poot But that's awright people I'm just crazy enough to sing to you Any old way I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just...
- Zomby Woof
Three hunderd years ago Thought I might get some sleep Stretched myself out onna antique bed An' my spirit did a midnight creep You know I'll never sleep no more To me it seem that is just ain't wise Didja ever wake...
- Dinah-Moe Humm
Dinah-Moe Humm I couldn't say where she's coming' from, But I just met a lady named Dinah-Moe Humm She stroll on over, say look here, bum, I got a forty dollar bill say you can't make me cum (Y'jes can't do it) She...
- Here Comes The Gear, Lads
(Here comes the gear, lads!DunbarHear comes the gear, ladsI'm telling you manSounds like a Beatle cartoonKey downJust keep your mouth shut, you CurlyLook at those cars! The race carsSure soiunds likt the Beatles...
- The Motel Room
(Leaving in fifteen minutes, FrankI've never been underwear!)Funny(Fantastic! The world were meant for youHey men, anyone checked out that show that's on called TVYeah showTV around the world, a BBC show the lowest)
- A Typical Sound Check
(All skate men only!Man, shou shoulda put the ***in'Gotta put that sign on the front, manGot to get that sign on the frontSign of bass playerBecause I I'm gonna have to find I'm gonna take about five minutes with the...
- Spider Of Destiny
Listen carefully, spider of destinyYou must heed the call of cosmo-biologyListen to meIf you eat the earthlings nowThings will all be fine and thenWeÂ’ll repair our love somehowAnd resume the busy schedule of our...
- Flambay
He used to be very kind in his own crude wayHe wasnÂ’t always like I wanted him to beHe wasnÂ’t smart, he wasnÂ’t handsome eitherBut he thrilled me when he drilled meAnd I never loved a monster quite like he...Because...
- Time Is Money
Time is money...But space is a long, long time!Perhaps you are surprisedTo see I speak your language?But I have been monitoringYour earthly broadcasts forMany years...Many years...And the reception on my little...
- Sleep Dirt
Heh!Got that tempo?Hm hmHeh!GettinÂ’ tired?No, fingers got stuck!
- Brown Shoes Don't Make It
Brown shoes donÂ’t make itBrown shoes donÂ’t make itQuit school, why fake itBrown shoes donÂ’t make itTv dinner by the poolWatch your brother grow a beardGot another year of schoolYouÂ’re okay, heÂ’s too weirdBe a...
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