- Give It Up
You'll get chills all through your body,and you'll lose all control,of your bladder and your sphincter,That's your butt-hole!Cause if you use toad,then I'm telling you,you can kiss your life good-bye.Yeah, when you...
- My Fat Baby Loves To Eat (Stewie's Banjo Song)
Stewie:Warm out today. Warm yesterday. Even warmer today.Met her on my CB, said her name was MimiSounded like an angel come to EarthWhen I went to meet herman you should've seen herTwice as tall as me, three times...
- You've Got A Lot To See
The '60s brought the hippie breed.And decades later, things have changed indeed.We lost the values, but we kept the weed-You've got a lot to see-The Reagan years have laid the frame for movie stars to play the White...
- Family Guy Theme
Lois:It seems today that all you see Is violence in movies and *** on tv.Peter:But where are those good ol' fashioned values All:On which we used to rely????!!!!!!Lucky there's a family guy Lucky there's a man who...
- Pure Inebriation
(It's all behind this door.Ladie and gentlemen, the Beer Room.)Take a drinkAnd you'll sinkto a state, of pure inebriationYou'll be tanked, like the whole, Irish nationWhen you drink enough, of my beer,You will find...
- The King And I
I have slain the evil emperor, and now I proclaim Si'Am the United States of America!Anna rules!Cause I kick all the bad guys in their jewelsAnna wonThanks to my Gamma-Ray atomic gun!Dozens shout, he's the world's...
- This House Is Freaking Sweet
We only live to kiss your assKiss it? Hell we'll even wipe it for you!From here on out it's easy streetAny bars on that street?24 happy hours a day!Oh boy!We'll stop Jehovahs at the gateCan I see that pamphlet sir?...
- Give Up The Toad
Hey Lando!Everyone's talking about how you trashed the jukebox! Classic cool! We're gonna do some toad. You in?You're gonna do toad?What's the big deal?Let me tell ya' about it, stud.*music starts*You'll get chills...
- Randy Newman
fat man with his kids and dogdrove in through the morning foghey there rover, come on overLois: Well, it's nice to have music while we eatRed headed ladyreaching for an applegunna take a bite, uh, nope nopeshes gunna...
- Can't Touch Me
Can't touch meCan't touch meJuh juh juh juh Just like the bad guy From Lethal Weapon 2I've got diplomatic immunitySo hammer you can't sewI can write graffitiEven j-walk in the streetI can riot, loop, not give a...
- I Need A Jew
Peter:Nothing else has worked so far,So I'll wish upon a star,Wondrous sparkling speck of light,I need a Jew...Lois makes me take the rap,Cause our checkbook looks like crap,Since I can't give her a slap,I need a...
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