Teren Delvon Jones (born August 12, 1972 in Oakland, California), better known as Del the Funky Homosapien or Del tha Funkee Homosapien, is a hip hop artist. [read more] - Don't Forget
Don't forget ya niggas my rep gets bigger and figgers on my checks flex like Hercules when I flow with ease usin' lingo that'll bring mo hoes front and center enta this blissful twist full of fun for my niggas...
- Catch A Bad One
Verse One: People have a memory loss they don't remember I'm the boss You're claustraphobic when I close it In on your men and your faculty you wack'll be Out my face you must be basin' if you think That you...
- Treats For The Kiddies
[TALKING] "A problem? Yeah I got a problem. Cause. . . I been waitin for how long for this shit to come out? Now this the tricks and treats shit ya know? Now all y'all motherphukkers that listen to it and I'm sick...
- Boo Boo Heads
KURIOUS: (Talking) Oh man. Bitches man bitches! Sick & tired a this shit. You know what I'm sayin'? Want my money talkin' shit don't know how to act phuckin' tired man. FPhuck'm I gonna do man? Have to put a...
- Miles To Go
This is the intro I dent foes and bend them and upchuck send ya outta luck phukk that shit is nasty I blast the mc's who try to sneak past me I'm dastardly I scare 'em dare 'em to maneuver I'm smoother I will prove...
- Check It Ooout
When it's time for me to recline I listen to rhymes and beats in the waves of the spine to the brain relievin' pain & anguish the stangest arrays make me sway and make my day brighta the hip hop envia. write arrive...
- You're In Shambles
(Check it out...1st to bat steppin' up to the plate is...) I'm the monsta' come on in closa' I'll roast ya' not never worried 'bout competition listen I can twist men into pretzels my jet skills can outrun 'cause...
- In And Out
Fun even funner I'm the gunner sub machine gun it don't seem right that they don't get my theme right they don't know me so we move forward more words & phrases my style amazes come into the scene with the means...
- Wrongplace
I writes rhymes for rehearsal but first chill I gotta little story to tell ya how I almost caught a bad one add one to the list of 2 000 and 1 stupid things to do I had crew when they stepped at a party hardly even...
- Wack MC's
(Chorus) you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s and you're history you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack m.c.'s this is a dedication to you wack...
- Worldwide
[Featuring Unicron] Del: Who is the two like the Blues Brothers? Unicron: Yeah who does it? Del: Me & you kid we bruise dozens & hundreds of kids havin' fun with the wiz that's me and Unicron: Unicron the inhuman...
- Thank Youse
It's time for me I never rhyme for free at least pay attention you know let your mind be free I think by now everyone knows my funk flows will ease the pain because MCs we brain make 'em nervous here for your...
- No More Worries
[Featuring Hieroglyphics] A Plus: You don't have to worry any longer. . . Yo wait a damn minute listen to the way the man spin it even with improper diction I split in & gets ends I'm lettin' suckas know I'm fin ta...
- No Need For Alarm
I wait to see your skull vibrate when I bury the hatchet I hope you catch it I'll attach it to his focus when I broke his head in half feel the wrath on my behalf I drop math and english leaving you squeamish then I...
- Prelude
Funk Gluttius maximus Dreadlocks There are eight billion stories in the sunny meadowz This is just one of them
- Same Ol Thing
[Chrous:] "The same ol' thing (all over the world) The same ol' thing (got to get 'em wit it) The same ol' thing (MCs out there got) The same ol' thing (so let me tell ya bout it) " MCs keep comin' with the same...
- Hoodz Come In Dozens
[Featuring Ice Cube] Intro: *various media samples* 60's Frat Rock Yet the economy was collapsing And there's been a wave of minor bombings against Amer... Gang violence is escalating in such a manner I think the...
- Sunny Meadowz
(Yeah...I'm gonna take it light...Yeah...D E L in the house...funky funky funky funky lyrics...check this out) I contemplate a rhythm with a hunch swing and give a punch and put a fraud out to lunch and scrunch up...
- What Is A Booty
[After a bunch of P Funk Del kicks one verse] I've returned from the meadow with a fellow named X two turntables and a spark upon his set wet behind the ears from the tears of my peers rap is outta control that's...
- Sleepin On My Couch
It seems nowadays friends step to me bogus and end up on my couch at night without notice it's cool to have a friend over every now and then but I gotta have my space and I don't wanna see their face like every...
- Mistadobalina
[Chorus: "Mistadobalina Mr. Bob Dobalina. . .] Mistadobalina Mistabobdobalina Mistabobdobalina won't you quit you really make me sick with ya fraudulent behavior you're gonna make me flip and then an army...
- Dr. Bombay
Intro: Dr. Bombay Dr. Bombay Yo we got a patient in the front that's ahhh... suffering from an oversized gluttius maximus And she wanna know can you solve it... Verse One: Mistadobalina is a jack*** much like a...
- Money For ***
Let the buyer beware and prepare for the scare of 1991 yo brothers get dumb without no remorse yo gas they hand and then they thrown off course yo I coulda told ya so I'm no dummy girls out there will act funny...
- Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers
DEL made a pact to be well natural Back from the wishing well to sell actual Funk from the fungus grown in the trench It's getting kinda heavy so I gotta pinch an inch And it's a sinch to let my hair grow like a...
- Dark Skin Girls
As simple as it sounds it's as simple as it ought to be light skin girls lack the dark skin quality ya don't understand? You want an explanation? Well let D e L release the frustration as I see it every single day...
- Pissin On Your Steps
It's D E L the Funkee Homosapien to the rescue I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two dancers back on Soul Train and ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent...
- The Wacky World Of Mass Transit
Fresh from the meadow with a mellow attitude I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus I had to go to San Fran it's something that I can't stand It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss I don't...
- Crazy Del Song; Operator
(Scratching random dialogue) I seek souls like mines so my mind finds inner peace and then a beast could never devour my powers arrive from survivors of this holocaust. Please be hopeful never thinkin' all is lost...
- Captain America
The Falcon: "I don't know who that cat is or why he's got a hate on for Cap'; But I sure aim to find out!" Villain: "So bird man! You sneak up from behind; Precisely the sort of tactics I should have expected from...
- Phony Phranchise
Hook: This is real hip hop no no phony franchise When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is D E L not no phony franchise When and by a landslide and you know you can't hide This is Hieroglyphics not...
- Followers
Chorus)Followers, dick swallowersNo power over themselves, blindnessDon't take it as a diss, take it as an act of kindnessWe wanna be in front while you fools is behind usAre you gonna live your whole life with...
- Press Rewind
[Del The Funky Homosapien - 1st Verse]Check my comprehensive catalog of craftsI'm daffedI battle all like I don't have it allAvant-gardeBattlestar GalacticaGot rhymes per capitaI'm shining through the apertureBut I'm...
- Fair Weather Associates
[Intro]Fare weather associatesYou better, watch how close they getIt's the, fare weather associatesYou better, watch how close they getIt's the, fare weather associatesYou better, watch how close they getIt's the,...
- Skull And Crossbones
(scratched:)I never drink and drive'Cuz I might spill my drink[Chorus]Give me the keys, I'm OKQuit tellin' me I'm drunk, I only had five HurricanesQuit bein' such a Puritan, I'm a mega-turrican (?)Wakin' up and it's...
- BM's
AhhFirst day off probation, no wastin' timeJust like ancient times, and take a dime and roll itBlaze it with no fearAfter havin' to take piss tests for a whole yearSmokin' with a cold beer makes me kinda thinkWhy I...
- Time Is Too Expensive
(CHORUS)"Time is too expensive"Too expensive, it's too expensiveToo expensive, you know what?Time is of the essenceWhacha say now? Whacha say, whacha say now?You know what? Time is of the essence[Del]My vast...
- Shit Talkers
Hey whassup man, this is D-E-L once againI'm here to tell you a little story about this mother***er who keep runnin his big***mouthYou don't know me, mother***erShut your***up, 'fore I slap the lips off your...
- If You Must
It's important to practice good hygieneAt least if you wanna run with my teamI'm bout to get into some shit that I've seenThis fool's breath, I mean so bad it'll melt your ice creamThey say don't say nothing if you...
- Ahonetwo Ahonetwo (Remix)
I'm chocolate like a bar but my name is not Roseanne My skin has a pigment reminiscent of a tan I plan to grow dreads but first a nappy 'fro The longer the hair the easier to scare a foe It grows from my head til...
- Eye Examination
I never had real friends 'til now I never had to steal endz 'cause that's foul I walk the streets with the baseball bat feelin' secure but I try not to incite fights that's immature actions that come back to haunt I...
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