Anal Cunt, also known as AxCx and A.C. for censorship reasons, is an American grindcore band that formed in Newton, Massachusetts in 1988. Since its inception, the band has undergone a number of lineup changes, currently consisting of core vocalist Seth Putnam, guitarist Josh Martin and original drummer Tim Morse. Known for its grindcore musical style and controversial lyrics, Anal Cunt has released eight full-length studio albums in addition... [read more] - Phyllis Is An Old Annoying Cunt
you're a *** cunt,you're old and dried up you're a crusty old bitch, i hope you *** die you're an ugly bitch,you make me *** sick you're big *** mouth,i'm sick of hearing it [repeat first 2 lines]
- Everyone In Anal Cunt Is Dumb
is that scott and tim,or gilbert and lewisi let them in the band,didn't know that they'd screw usmike mahan had no brains,tim has no spinefred's a *** asshole,and paul would always whinefirst we had a spic,a...
- Bill Scott's Dumb
[chorus:]bill scott's dumb [x4]you were brought up in a nudist colony and you're also adopted too you wear those*** pink shorts and your dog shits all over the floor [chorus]you,fell down the stairs,and your...
- Howard Wulkan's Bald
Howard Wulkan's baldb-a-l-d bald
- Van Full Of Retards
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - HA HA HA HAVAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELFYOU COULDEN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZEIN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICSYOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMEDOF THEMSELVES AND OF YOU[REPEAT 1ST VERSE]
- Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
[chorus:]jeanine jizm is a freakSeth never wrote lyrics for the verses. on one of the verses HE sang lyricsfrom a "slinky" commercial. the other verse HE sang lyrics from a "barrelheadroot beer" commercial. during the...
- I Noticed That You're***
i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're*** i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're*** i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're*** i saw you...
- Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
in all your reviews you always talk about yourself no one really cares how drunk or high you are you always write about the dumbest *** bands it figures you live in allston you try and take over everything you're...
- Mike Mahan Has Gingivitis
mike mahan has gingivitis [x4]mike mahan [x4]
- Harvey Korman Is***
Harvey Korman Is***
- Mike Manan's Story
mike mahan's sty [x2]
- I Hope You Get Deported
first you ***ed a nigger you ugly *** whore ran out of men in canada and came here for more you could shower all your life and you'd never get clean because you ***ed someone that wore afro-sheen [chorus:]i hope...
- A1 Stankus Is Always On The Phone With His Bookie
al stankus is always on the phone with his bookieal stankus is always on the phone with his bookieal stankus is always on the phone with his bookieal stankus is always on the phone with his bookiehe's on the phone to...
- You Look Divorced
you look divorced [x2]you've got that mopy look on your face,you're 3 months behind on your alimony payments you're pissed off,you're ex married someone new,and you're also pissed of because he's a *** jew...
- Steroids Guy
[SETH never got around to writing lyrics for this, but the chorus is:]his mustache is big-but his muscles are bigger his mustache is big-but his *** is smaller
- Metamorphosis
you both wear glasses,you both have bad teethyou both have bad dandruff,good *** grief
- Everyone In Allston Should Be Killed
everyone in allston should be killedthat *** faggot with the***teethat loser payphone junkiethat *** fag, joe bonnieveryone in toxic narcotic
- Dumb, Fat And Gross
rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross [x2]with a bagel,sandwich,ramirez,guy lombardo rebekah is dumb-she's fat and she's gross [x2]
- Tom Arnold
TOM ARNOLDTOM ARNOLDTOM ARNOLD
- 02657
you can grow a mustache overnight-down in 02657 you can see the village people everynight-down in 02657 lenny takes his summer vacation-down in 02657 liberace is your neighbor-down in 02657 yeah!
- Dead,*** And Dropped
shannon hoon,you're dead,kurt cobain,you're dead,jerry garcia,you're dead elton john,you're***,joe bonni,you're***,jm j bullock,you're*** bolt thrower,you're dropped,suffocation,you're dropped,napalm death,you're...
- Bonus Track
CAN I HELP YOU?UM, CAN I GET SOME SOUNDGARDEN TICKETS PLEASEYES
- Furnace
your cousins name is Furnace, he's a fuking dwarfyour cousins name is Furnace, he's a fuking dwarf
- Gloves Of Metal
[Manowar cover]HEAR THE POUNDING, ARMY OF THE NIGHTTHE CALL OF METAL SUMMONS US TONIGHTAND GATHER WE ON THIS SITETO BEHOLD THE POWER AND THE MIGHTWE WEAR LEATHER, WE WEAR SPIKES, WE RULE THE NIGHTOFF WITH THE LIGHTS,...
- You're A *** Cunt
you're *** annoying and your band *** sucks your boyfriend's an idiot and you're a *** cunt you think you're so important an wan't everyone to suck up i hope you o.d. and die real soon cuz you're a ***...
- You *** Break
you've got a *** cleft palate-palateand hair just like gene shalit-shaliti wan't to hit you with a malletyour teeth are parted to the side-sideyou've got a lazy eye-eyewhy don't you *** hideyou're bowllegged...
- You're A Tready *** Pussy
you always talk behind my back,but when i see you,you want to shake my handwhen i see you ready to fight,you change your story like i knew you mightyou grew up wanting to be just like me,but i'm not cool in your...
- You're Dumb
youu've got a new t pass, just for retardsyou've got sagging breasts that are very largeall over your wrinkled body, you've got lots of pimplesand you've got a greasy hair coming out of your ***hey, you're dumb...
- Theme From Three Company
watch the t.v. show
- Johnny Violent Getting His Ann Kicked By Morrisey
johnny violent's ****** [x3]ultraviolence *** sucks [x3]morrissey's gonna kick your***[x3]i'm gonna catch you johnny violent's *** dead [x3]
- Deche Charge Are A Bunch Of *** Losers
you're a bunch of stupid little kids,you wanted to be just like usyou're mad because we wouldn't do a split 7" with you,you're mad becausewe're on a labeldeche charge are a bunch of *** losers your favorite...
- Marc Payson Is A Drunk
[chorus:] marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is a drunkat 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10 am he has a beer,he's a*** queerat 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3 pm he has a beer,then he...
- It, You're A Metal Band
you're not *** hardcore, you're not avant garde you're not punk rock, you're just a *** retard you're not something special, you're not something new you're not *** good, face it you're a metal band
- I Just Saw The***est Guy On Earth
he hangs around in allston,he always wears a tree shirthis favorite band is roadsaw,he hangs out at the model cafehe hangs out with toxic narcotic,he's got a tribal tattoohis best friend is joe bonni,he's got his...
- Big Pasts. Bigger Loser
big pants, bigger loser [x4]you're such a *** idioti want to *** kill youyou want to look just like a niggerso you wear pants 30 times bigger
- I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
I Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike'sI Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike'sI Got Athletes Foot Showering At Mike's
- Kill Women
kill women - diekill women - diekill women - diebitch[repeat]
- Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
THE DOLPHIN'S IN THE JACUSSII WANNA GET A CREDITCARDAND, AH I'M GONNA BUY A STEREO AT CAMBRIDGE SOUNDWORKSI WAS LOOKING AT MY***THIS MORNINGYOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN OF THE CLOTHSHUT THE *** UPSHUT THE *** UPSHUT...
- Art Fag
HE LISTENS TO THE *** SMITHSHE'S GOT A MUSTACHEHE WEARS A TRENCHCOATHE'S GOT A MUSTACHEHE WEARS BLACK TIGHTSHE WRITES POETRYHE WEARS BLACK LIPSTICKUNDER HIS MUSTACHEHE'S GOT A ROLLERCOASTER HAIRCUTHE DYES IT JET...
- Being Ignorant Is Awesome
I LIKE TO LAUGH AT RETARDSI LIKE TO LAUGH AT CRIPPLESI LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF***SI LIKE TO BEAT WOMANI LIKE ASSUMING BLACK PEOPLE STOLE SOMETHINGI LIKE ASSUMING JEWS JERK OFF TO PHOTOS OF BANKSI LIKE ASSUMING CHINESE...
- I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos
MY UNCLE WAS BEST FRIEND WITH HITLERHE HAD SOME COOL FOOTAGE OF DACHAUI WAS WATCHING AMERICAS FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS ON DUSTAND SENDT SOME FOOTAGE TO THAT ****** SHOWI SENT CONCENTRATION CAMP FOOTAGE TO AMERICAS...
- Laughing When Leonard Peltier Gets Raped In Jail
I NEVER BOTHERED TO FIND OUT WHY YOU'RE IN JAILBUT, I THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU AREI HOPE YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY DO ITAND YOUR LIFE GOT RUINED FOR NOTHINGI DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE IN JAILAND I DON'T *** CAREI HOPE YOU...
- I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
YOU'RE DOG WAS YOUR ONLY FRIENDYOU DEPEND YOUR LIFE SAVING FIXING IT'S BROKEN LEGYOU LOVED IT MORE THAN YOU'RE PARENTS LOVED YOUAND THEN I RAN IT OVERYOUR DOG WAS DUMB, AND NOW IT'S DEADMY TIRE-TRACKS ARE TATTOOED ON...
- Chris Barnes Is A Pussy
YOU HID ON YOUR BUSYOU WHERE AFRAID OF USYOU WOULDN'T FIGHT ME CUZ YOU'RE***YOU HAD YOUR ROADIES SAVED TODAYCHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE ****** CHRIS BARNES IS A FAGGOT- YOU'RE A *** FAGGOTCHRIS BARNES...
- I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
I WAS ON MY WAY TO TURN IN ILLEGAL ALIENS TO THE INSAND YOUR STUPID *** DOG WAS BARKING AT ME IT SOUNDED LIKE A SINGER FROM A*** DEATH METAL BANDI WANTED TO KICK IT IN THE *** FACEI SOLD YOUR DOG TO A CHINESE...
- I ***ed Your Wife
YOUR WIFE WAS SO *** BORED WITH YOUI WAS IN BOSTON FOR A COURT DATE, AND SHE ***ED MEI THREW AN ASHTRAY THROUGH A CINEESE RESTAURANT WINDOWI MET HER AT AN UPSIDE DOWN CROSS SHOW I ***ED YOUR WIFE- I ***ED YOUR...
- I Lit Your Baby On Fire
I SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON DRUGS, AND COULDN'T AFFORD TO FLYI TOOK A GREYHOUND BUS, YOU AND YOUR BRAT SAT NEXT TO MEIT WOULDN'T SHUT UP, SO I LIT IT ON FIREFOR 30 SECONDS IT WAS LOUDER, THEN IT SHUT UPI LIT YOUR, I LIT...
- I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell ***Victims They Asked For It
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A WOMANYOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD A CUNTYOU DESERVED ITCUZ YOU'RE A DUMB CUNTD-U-M-B C-U-N-TYOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT YOU'RE A DUMB CUNTYOU DESERVED IT, YOU DESERVED IT, YOU...
- Rancid Sucks (And The Clash Sucked Too)
SKA IS***, REGGAE IS***YOU'RE ******, AND YOU'RE NOT PUNKYOU SAY YOU HATE CORPORATIONS, BUT YOU WHERE ON NBCLondon's CALLING AND THEIR CALLING YOU***RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS RANCID SUCKS AND THE CLASH SUCKED...
- Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck
ERIC CLAPTON SUCKS, ERIC CLAPTON SUCKSERIC CLAPTON'S***, AND HE'S ******YOUR FATHER IS THE 4TH WORST SONG WRITERAFTER SPRINGSTEEN, SEGER AND PETTYYOU WERE SICK OF HIS*** *** SONGSSO YOU JUMPED OUT A REALLY...
- I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
YOU *** DYKE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GET TOUCHED BY A MANYOU WANTED TO BE A STRONG SINGLE MOTHERYOU ORDERED A SENSITIVE,*** POETS SPERM I SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANKI SNUCK A RETARD IN TO A SPERM BANKI SNUCK A...
- Easy E. Got A.I.D.S. From F. Mercury
EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEENYOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEENYOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT ***ED IN THE ASSYOU TOOK A HIV TESTEASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURYEASY E. GOT HIV...
- You Rollerblading Faggot
YOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOTYOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOTYOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING, ROLLERBLADING FAGGOTYOU'RE ARE ROLLERBLADING,...
- Tim Is***
TIM IS***
- I Ate Your Horse
YOUR DAD TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE TO BUY YOU A HORSEYOU LOVED IT, AND TOOK BETTER CARE FOR IT THAN YOURSELFYOU COMMAND IT, CLEANED IT, AND FED IT APPLES EVERY DAYI WAS BROKE, DRUNK, AND HUNGRY, SO I KILLED YOUR...
- Hitler Was A Sensitive Man
HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGERHE WANTED TO BE A PAINTERHITLER WAS A VEGETARIANHE WAS ALSO A NON...
- Extreme Noise Terror Is Afraid Of Us
SUBWAYTHERE 3 OF US, THERE 6 OF YOUWE'LL STILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUYOUR BAND SUCKS, YOUR BAND IS***YOU KICKED US OFF THE TOUR, CUZ WE BLOW YOU AWAYNET ARE SCARED OF USNET ARE SCARED OF USNET ARE SCARED OF USNET...
- I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
I FOLLOWED ARTIMUS PYLE AFTER A LYNYRD SKYNYRD SHOWWE ENDED UP AT A NAMBLA MEETINGI KNOCKED AT THE DOOR AND ARTIMUS PYLE ANSWEREDI GAVE HIM PICTURES OF YOUR KID BECAUSE I HATE HIMI GAVE NAMBLA PICTURES OF YOU...
- Into The Oven
FIRST YOU LIVED ON A FARMTHEN YOU GOT YOUR HEAD CUT OFFTHEN I BOUGHT YOU IN A GROCERY STOREPRETTY SOON, YOU'LL BE ON MY PLATEINTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN INTO THE OVEN I'M GONNA EAT YOU FOR THANKSGIVING I'M NOT A...
- I'm Really Excited About The Upcoming David Buskin Concert
I BOUGHT A BUS TICKET TO THE LOG CABINI'M GONNA START A PIT DURING THE FIRST SONG I'M GONNA REQUEST "PAPA YOU WHERE A SAILOR"I'M GONNA BRING 3LIGHTERS TO THE SHOW I WAS REALLY PSYCHED TO SEE MORBID ANGEL I WAS REALLY...
- You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag
YOU COULDN'T PICK UP A GUY AT THE*** BARMAIL PROSTITUTES WOULDN'T TAKE YOUR MONEY YOU JERKED OFF 8 TIMES, AND RAN OUT OF YOUR OWNSO YOU BROKE INTO A SPERM BANK, YOU CUM GUZZLING FAGYOU'RE ******, YOU'RE ***...
- I Paid J. Howell To ***You
JIM HOWELL BEAT HIS WIFE SO HIS BROTHER IN LAW FIRED HIMWE WHERE TRYING TO THINK OF WAYS WE COULD HELP HIM OUTI SAW YOU WEARING A 311 SHIRT AND READING FRENCH POETRY TO YOUR *** LOVER WHO WAS WEARING A BERET I...
- I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You
YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERTYOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMANTWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "***THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTESTYOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMOREI'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPEDYOU STUPID DYKE...
- Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny
YOU CAUGHT YOUR WIFE *** THE MAILMANYOU THREW HER DOWN A FLIGHT OFF STAIRSYOUR SON CAME HOME WITH 4 D'S AND AN FYOU KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS AND IN THE FACE IF I WAS A COP, CALLED TO YOUR HOUSE I'D CONGRATULATE YOU...
- The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid *** Cunt
YOU THINK YOU HAVE A LOT OF MALE FRIENDS- YOU DON'TYOU THINK GUYS CARE WHEN THEY ASK FOR YOUR OPINION- THEY DON'TYOU THINK YOUR BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND DOESN'T WANT TO *** YOU- HE DOESYOU THOUGHT THE BARTENDER WAS...
- You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
I THOUGHT YOU WHERE A FAT CHICKTHEN I REALIZED YOU WHERE PREGNANTI THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIEDSO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACHI KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEADI KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEADI KICKED YOU,...
- Woman, Nature's Punching Bag
WOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAGWOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAGWOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAGWOMAN, NATURE'S PUNCHING BAGYOU DIDN'T GET ME A BEERYOU WHERE ONE MINUTE LATE WHIT DINNERYOU BOUGHT THE WRONG KIND OF BEERYOU WANTED...
- Sweatshops Are Cool
YOU CAME TO THIS COUNTRY FOR A BETTER LIFEYOU SPENT WEEKS HIDING IN A LEAKY BOATYOU WORK 18 HOURS A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEKFOR 50 CENTS AN HOUR, YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED HOMESWEATSHOPS- YOU CAN BARELY AFFORD...
- I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died
I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL LAUGHING AT CRIPPLESTHE I HEARD YOU KID JUST DIEDSUDDENLY, THAT WAS FUNNIER THAN THE CRIPPLESSO I TRACKED YOU DOWN AND MADE FUN OF YOUYOUR KID DIED, AND YOU CRIEDAND I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNYIT WAS...
- I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
I SMOKE LOTS OF CRACK AND MY GIRLFRIEND HAS A KIDI LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSEWHEN SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM, I KICK HIM IN THE BALLSI LIKE DRUGS AND CHILD ABUSEWHEN SHE'S AT WORK, I TEACH HIM HOW TO SHOOT UPI LIKE DRUGS...
- I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
I WAS IN A BAD MOOD, BECAUSE MY CRACK HOUSE GOT BUSTEDI SAW YOU, AND YOUR DUMB LOOKING WIFE WAITING FOR THE TRAINI COULD TELL IT WAS TRUE LOVE SO AS THE TRAIN PULLED IN, I PUSHED HER INTO ITI PUSHED YOUR WIFE IN FRONT...
- Deadbeat Dads Are Cool
WHY WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THAT *** BRAT YOU DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE IT ANYWAYSHE WAS TO STUPID TO GET AN ABORTIONSO SHE SHOULD BE STUCK PAYING THE BILLS DEADBEAT DADS ARE *** COOLDEADBEAT DADS ARE ***...
- Body By Auschvitz
YOU FAT SLOB, YOU FLUNKED JENNY CRAIGYOU FLUNKED WEIGHT WATCHERS, YOUR 500 POUNDS YOU HOARD CALORIES LIKE DIG HOARDS CASHHERE'S THE FINAL SOLUTION FOR YOU'RE FATBODY BY AUSCWITZBODY BY AUSCWITZ!CENCORED!BODY BY...
- I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis
BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFEBEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFEBEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFEBEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT YOUR WIFEYOUR WIFE'S SO *** POSSESSIVE, SHE...
- Dictators Are Cool
POOL POT KILLED A MILLION OF HIS PEOPLE IDI AMIN ATE THAT MANY FOR DINNER PAPA DOC, HIS SON WAS EVEN COOLER ROSS THE BOSS WAS IN MANOWAR DICTATORS ARE COOLDICTATORS ARE COOLMUSSOLINI GOT PISSED ON BY HIS PEOPLE HITLER...
- I Made You're Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die
A FEW YEARS AGO, I SNUCK F.MERKURY INTO YOUR SONS ROOMI GAVE HIM ANESTHESIA SO HE'D NEVER REMEMBER GETTING RAPEDYOU SPENT YOUR LIFE SAVINGS PUTTING YOUR KID THROUGH COLLAGETHEN HE DIED OF AIDS, SO YOU WASTED YOUR...
- I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of ***ually Harassing Women
IF YOU WORK WITH ME PREPARE TO GET HARASSEDWHEN YOU'RE STANDING AT THE COPIER, I'LL PITCH YOUR ASSI DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE UGLY, DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE OLDYOU'RE STILL A WOMAN AND I WANT TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLEI'M...
- I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
i kidnapped mr. peabody and his "way back machine"when we got there i sold him to a chinese restauranti punched every girl i saw in the face on the way to the booth to vote for hitler [chorus:]i went back in time and...
- Hogging Up The Holocaust
other people were ***ed with toobut all you care about is youfaggots, gypsies, others toobut you just want people to care about youhogging uphogging up the ***inh holocaust [x4]you're as greedy with money as you are...
- I'm Hitler
[lost the lyrics, the chorus is:]i'm back,i'm back,i'm back,i'm hitler[x 4]
- The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome
he didn't want to pay for that bratso he shot that *** kid up with a.i.d.s.that retard thought no one would find outbut everyone knew he worked at a hospitalnow he's getting shot up with a.i.d.s.by a 12" black...
- You Own A Store
hide your dogs, hide your cats-gook,gookyou can't drive, your face is flat-gook,gookyour eyes aren't straight, it's you i hate-gook,gookyou pick rice, we bombed you twice-gook,gook[chorus:]you're a *** gook...
- Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds
[chorus:]hey brian,hey bob,hey lee,hey ben,you're***,you're***i'm gonna lock drop dead in mcdonalds today,todayi'm gonna (don't remember) and fry a burger on your faceyour lyrics don't matter,no one cares anyways
- You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're***)
you went to see dishwalla avd everclear,you're*** you're a *** queer [x2]
- Richard Butler
richard butler,why must you always sing that way
- You're***
[chorus:]y-o-u-r-e-g-a-y,you're*** [x4]you volunteer for charity work-you're***you care about the environment-you're***you're a ballet dancer-you're***you're a cake decorator-you're***[chorus]you subscribe to...
- Windchimes Are***
Windchimes Are***!
- You're A Cop
powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirtbribes in your pocket, you never do any workyou fat *** slob you just sit in a caruntil you get off work then it's back to the bar[chorus:]you ***...
- You Drive An Iroc
you're from the north end-wopyou're from revere beach-wopyou can't have a barbeque-wopthe spaghetti always falls through-wop[chorus:]you drive an el camino,your hero's barbarino,your cousin's name is guido,on the...
- Just The Two Of Us
JUST THE TWO OF USWE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRYJUST THE TWO OF USYOU AND IJUST THE TWO OF USWE CAN MAKE IT IF WE TRYJUST THE TWO OF USYOU AND I
- Hungry Hungry Hippos
[lyrics are from that old t.v. commercial]
- Recycling Is***
YOU P.C. *** FAGGOTWHY DON'T YOU THROW IT AWAYI'LL NEVER RECYCLETHERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAYRECYCLING IS***RECYCLING IS***RECYCLING IS***RECYCLING IS***MY GARBAGE CAN IS FILLEDWITH PLASTIC, CANS AND GLASSIF YOU...
- 311 Sucks
[no lyrics, just wigger jibberish, except at the end:]YOU *** SUCK!
- Technology's***
HOW MANY MEGS OF RAM DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR COMPUTER ...TECHNOLOGY'S***HEY, WHY DON'T YOU CHECK OUT MY WEBSITE AT WWW ...TECHNOLOGY'S***I LOVE LOOKING AT THE STAR TREK WEBSITE, AND I EH ...TECHNOLOGY'S***LET ME FAX...
- You Keep A Diary
YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANTYOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWNYOU'RE JUST A *** FAGGOTNO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUYOU, YOU KEEP A DIARYYOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACEYOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOKONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD...
- Bonus Track #3
YOU'RE LISTENING TO 85,3 FMAND YOU JUST HEARD MY TWO FAVORITE BANDSFILTER AND THE REFRESHMENSSHUT UP!
- Reni Auberjonois
[chorus:]rene-auberjonois,is***-auberjonois [x2]you were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're*** and you suck[chorus]you were in police academy 5,now you're on deep space 9[chorus]you were my best...
- Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You
can't find the lyrics. the chorus is:your wife left you,your wife left you, you're not only a loser but you're also a jew
- You Are An Interior Decorator
faggot [x4]you want to paint my walls pink,you want to give me a flowered sinkyou put a statue of holly johnson in my hall and a poster of joe bonni on my wallinterior decorator [x2][repeat verse]interior decorator...
- You Have Goals
you want to go to schoolyou want a good jobyou want to get marriedyou want to own a car[chorus:]you're boring,you're***,you're old,you have goals [x2]you want to own a houseyou want to have kidsif these are your...
- Branscombe Richmond
you're *** awesomeyou're my favorite actoryour character is greatyou *** rule[chorus:]branscombe richmond [x2]you and lorenzo work great togetheryou've got cool jeweleryyour hairstyle couldn't be betteri wish...
- Internet Is***
YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDSYOU STAY HOMA ALL DAYYOU'VE BEEN TO EVERY WEBSITEBECAUSE TOU'RE ******THE INTERNET IS ******YOU *** FAGGOT, LOSER, QUEER, NERD, ETC.YOU'VE GOT NO FRIENDSYOU STAY HOMA ALL DAYYOU'VE...
- You Are An Orphan
too bad your mother never learned to drivemaybe if she did,your parents would still be alivenow they're dead,and your sister toonow you're an orphan, we'll make fun of youyou are an orphan [x4]
- You're Old (*** You)
please die, you're old [x3]*** you
- Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
YOUR RECORD COST $3.99YOUR RECORD COST $2.99YOUR RECORD COST $1.99AND THEN IT GETS RETURNEDYOUR BAND'S IN THE CUT-OUT BIN [X4]YOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO HALL AND OATESYOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO THE COMMODORESYOU'RE RIGHT NEXT TO...
- You (Fill In The Blank)
we're so dumb,we've got nothing new to saywe write the same song 30 times a dayabout how you're a cunt or you're dumb or you're***but we'll keep writing them anyway[chorus:]you fill in the blank [x4]fill in the blank...
- Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache
kyle from incantation he's got a mustache [x a lot]mustache
- Valujet
you *** jewyou wanted to save 50 bucksyou were too cheap to fly deltanow you're an alligator's lunch[chorus:]find your early graves in the everglades-valujet,valujetover prices you did quibble now the alligators...
- You Play On A Softball Team
you *** fagyou have a mustacheyou hang around with menand stare at thier ass[chorus:]you're the***est guy i've ever seen,you play on a softball team,you're the biggest fag i'veever seen,you play on a softball...
- Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
first you killed an old personthen you went to jailthen you killed anotherwhen you got out on bail[chorus:]old people suck, kevorkian rules, old people suck, jack kevorkian's cool [x2]you're in jail againbecause you...
- You've Got Cancer
you've got cancer,cancer [x4]your hair's falling out from kemopart of your colon's been removedyou're only down to 90 poundsyou've only got 3 months to liveyou've got cancer,cancer [x4]
- You Look Adopted
your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laidyour mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two***s[chorus:]you look adopted [x4]you hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a.you...
- Hootie And The Blowfish
your band is *** awesome,you have the best soundyou're really really good,you're the best band around[chorus:]hootie and the blowfish [x4]even though you're black,i still think you're good,but please don't move...
- Because You're Old
you have to wear a diaperbecause you're old [x2]you have to use a wheelchairb.y.o.(because you're old) [x2]you can't remember your kids namesb.y.o. [x2]you have to wear denturesb.y.o. [x2]b.y.o.-i hate old...
- You Live In A Houseboat
you live in a houseboatyou're so poor it barely floatsyou live in a houseboatyou're white trash you're *** brokeyou live in a houseboattrailer park thinks you're a jokeyou live in a houseboatyou're a dumb stupid...
- You're In A Coma
you're a *** vegetable,we tried to pull the plugbut you still wouldn't die,you're a dumb stupid fag[pre chorus:]you shit in a bag,you piss in a tube,you can't walk,you can't move[chorus:]you're in a coma [x4]i...
- You Sell Cologne
you have a mustache,you called me on the phoneyou wear a beret and you sell colongeyou wear colonge but you still smell badyou smell like shit from all the men that you've had[chorus:]you sell colonge [x4]you wear a...
- You've Got No Friends
[SETHÿ never wrote lyrics for this, HE just faked it.][the general concept was supposed to be about tom pascual though.]
- I'm In Anal Cunt
retarded jibberish
- You're Best Friend Is You
no one cares what you say,no one gives a shit about norwayno one can stand the way you talk,except your girlfriend,the greasy wop[1st chorus:]everyone mistakes you for a jewyour best friend is you [x2]you have hook...
- You Are A Good Food Critic
your last name's weinstein and your first name's jayyou're a food critic and you're ******you have more hair on your face than you have on your headpretty soon you'll have a.i.d.s. and you'll be ***...
- You Got Date Raped
you just wanted to hold hands but he wanted to ***he's twice your size and weight so you're shit out of luck[chorus:]you got date raped, date raped [x4]you whined to the judge, your eyes were full of tearsbut you...
- Pottery's***
[chorus:]pottery's***, pottery's*** [x4]you could'nt afford college, you took a night classyou made a clay dildo, and shoved it up your ass[chorus]
- You Go To Art School
your parents paid your tuition and bought you a beretyou go to art school because you're ******are you in college or 13th gradethink of all the money your parents could have saved[chorus:]fag,fag,fag,you go to...
- Your Kid Is Deformed
clubbed foot,lazy eye,cleft pallet,webbed hands[chorus:]your kid is deformed,oi! oi! oi! [x4]multiple sclorosis,scoliosis,scurvy,h.i.v.[chorus (x2)]
- You Can't Shut Up
you have dumb boots-you can't shut upyou love m.a.s.h.-you can't shut upyou don't wear pants-you can't shut upyou can't shut upyou have a beard-you can't shut upit looks real dumb-you can't shut upyou lost your...
- We Just Disagree
[mostly noise vocals, except the chorus when SETH sing words from that*** dave mason song]
- Rich Goyette Is***
if you think you'll get christine back, there's something wrong with youshe left you for ben tober, and he's a *** jew[chorus:]rich goyette is*** [x4]
- Anyone Who Likes The Dillinger Escape Plan Is A Faggot
harvey fierstein told me you guys ruledjohn zorn called to tell me you're greatthe caller i.d. was from a*** baryou guys *** suckany guy who likes youlike neurosis and dicks up his assyou think you're so ***...
- The South Won't Rise Again
you toothless inbred retardwhy do you still even carethere'll never be another civil waryou're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tirethe south won't rise againthe south won't rise againthe south won't rise againthe...
- I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
we just wanted to sound like shitbut you thought we were avant gardeyou thought we went to art schoolbut we worked at gas stationsyou thought we were coolbut you diden't know we hate youyou thought we were cool***...
- Bonus Track #5
[Sung In The Key Of Gene Simmons Counting Money]you'd better watch outi own a bank mahineyou only took out 10 i charged you for 19you'd better watch out i'm a jew named geneetc.
- I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
guys used to always buy you drinksand they'd always kiss your assnow you just have one titha ha you stupid cunti always hoped you'd get a.i.d.s.but breast cancer will donow you've just got one titbut you used to have...
- Walker, Texas Corpse
Your characters supposed to be 40But you have to be at least 80The make-up department should win an emmyFor making people think your alive[Chorus:]Chuck Norris- you're really *** oldYou're the worst singer I have...
- All Our Fans Are***
Why do you think we throw stuff at you?You own all our cd's- you're***, you're***You own all our 7"s- you're***, you're***You bought all our t-shirts- you're***, you're***You go to all our shows- you're***,...
- Hebosaurus
You're such a *** hebeYou're always freebasing penniesYou went to a plastic surgeonAnd got your nose enlarged[Chorus:]You've got a tattoo of a penny- you're a hebosaurusYour uncle's Murray Lender- You're a...
- The Word Homophobic Is***
I'm not afraid of faggotsBut I like making fun of themIt was made-up by some P.C. faggotTo make fag haters look stupidAnti-homophobe by Brutal TruthIs a pathetic attempt to be P.C.Kevin's obviously not a...
- If You Don't Like The Village People, You're ******
Jacques Morali wrote the heaviest music everGlenn Hughes had a deeper voice than Will from MorticianHe wore chains before Slayer and VenomJacques Morali was portrayed by Steve Guttenberg[Chorus 1:]If you don't like...
- The Whore And The Donkey
WellI saw you with that whoreShes a whore x4She sleeps with fagsJust like you x4I think shes dating my momShes a whore x4I saw you with a donkeyYou were enjoying its pleasureI saw you with that donkeyDonkeys don't say...
- Obviously Adopted
You P.C. *** faggotYou're trying to win an oscar for adoptionI hope your kids kill you and ***your wifeAmistad is the stupidest movie I've ever seen[Chorus:]Obviously adopted, obviously adopted, obviously...
- You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You
***[x4]I drank a case of whiskeyAnd you looked like Jeanine JizmI drank another case of whiskeyAnd you looked like Roseanne Barr[Chorus:]You were to ugly to rape, so I beat you upWhen I looked at you, I had to throw...
- Even Though You're Culture Oppresses Women, You Sill Suck You *** Towelhead
You *** towelheadYou wear a towel on your head, you *** towelheadI hate women, you do tooBut you have a mustache, you *** towelhead[Chorus:]Towelhead, towelhead. Towelheaad, you *** towelhead (x4)It's...
- Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just***
Fred Durst is a *** faggotHe thinks he's black, but he's just***He cancelled a show cuz he sprained his ankleHe's also a *** midget[Chorus:]You're not *** black, you're just ****** (x2)You're ***...
- You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick
You just broke up with Jaime from HatebreedEven Chris Barnes won't blow you againYou heard all kikes have to get circumcizedYou fantasized about some rabbi grabbing your dick[Chorus:]No one would touch you, now you're...
- I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
I was selling flowers by the side of the roadAnd you came to the flower standI was telling you about pansies and rosesBut you tried to grab my handI'm flattered, but it's my choiceSorry, I'm not that kind of boyYou...
- Waterfall Wishes
When I look through the waterfall I see your eyesBrings out feelings in me, girl, I just can't hideWith a smile on my heart and a flower in my handGirl, I'd love to be with you on a ???When it rains I'll be your...
- I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human
I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my placeI almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive hasteI almost cried cause I acted so insensitiveBut I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could...
- Picnic Of Love
I want to go by the riverAnd put a blanket on the grassI'll pour my heart and soulInto your wine glassI'll kiss you for an appetizerAnd love you for the mealThen I'll ask for your hand in marriageAs I look up lovingly...
- Greed Is Something That We Don't Need
Help! This is Mother Earth!Somebody please help me!The corporations don't even careWhile the rain forests go bareOil spills & tanker wrecksDon't show the sea creatures any respectThe park turned into a parking lotThe...
- I Wanna Grow Old With You
I wanna wake up with you every day of my lifeI'm oh so glad that you're my loving wifeI don't know what I'd do if you ever left meI'd be worse than a ship lost at seaOh baby, youI wanna grow old with youMy love for...
- My Woman, My Lover, My Friend
You were my high school sweetheart and my girl next doorYou've been my lifelong best friend and so much moreWe matured into each other's arms, we were never apartYou blossomed into the woman who owned my heartYou're...
- I'd Love To Have Your Daughter's Hand In Marriage
Please Sir, let me court your daughterI'll treat her like the way I oughtaWhen I take her out I'll have her home by tenI'll treat her better than the rest of the menI'd love to have your daughter's hand in marriageI'd...
- Saving Ourselves For Marriage
I saw your deep blue eyes from afarI saw you at the church bazaarI asked the priest to introduce me to your motherAnd I asked her to introduce us to each otherI asked you to go on a picnic of our ownBut you insisted...
- In My Heart There's A Star Named After You
As I look out the window, at the lights in the skyIt brings back the memories, and a tear to my eyeI see a star that we picked, as the landmark of our loveOur love would never die, as long as it was lit aboveIn my...
- I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)
I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this songI want all the lovers of the world to help me sing alongI'm only a simple man; I never made much moneyBut I've got a wealth of love to share with you...
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